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Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Cúchulainn, May 19, 2005.

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    [​IMG] As the title says...

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
    Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

    * Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw
    her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
    * Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
    from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
    * Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
    and father."
    * Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
    in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
    * Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
    can expect the same thing again."
    * Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
    like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
    * At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
    IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
    * Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
    got eleven Dicks on the field."
    * Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
     
    Cúchulainn, May 19, 2005
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    ROTFLMAO! Very good. Thanks for starting my day off with a real laugh. :rolling:
     
    Nakia, May 19, 2005
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    I don't have NBC sports, so I don't know if they are true or not, but I thought it was really funny!
     
    Cúchulainn, May 19, 2005
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    Whether true or not, v :D ery funny
     
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    LMAO! :lol:
     
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    :thumb:
     
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    That was classic. Now I can go to work with a smile. :D
     
    Jaguar, May 19, 2005
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    ROTFLMAO :lol: :spin:
     
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    ROTFLMAO :lol: The last one is hilarious!
     
    Argohir, May 19, 2005
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    *snicker*

    Fun :D
     
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    Oh My! That's about the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can now teach the Sweathogs without wanting to kill myself ;)
     
    LKD, May 19, 2005
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    LOL - the comment about Dicks was made by Alan Parry on Sky Sports. I got these soccer specific ones a little while ago and that one was included. Including a couple from Beckham before his missus taught him the rudiments of the English language -

    DAVID BECKHAM
    "My parents have been there for me - ever since I was about seven

    DAVID BECKHAM
    Interviewer: "Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?"

    Becks: "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side."

    ALAN PARRY
    "Julian is all over the place. It's like having 11 Dicks in the place."

    Alan Parry talking about West Ham's Julian Dicks

    RON ATKINSON
    "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."

    WORLD CUP 2002 - GRAHAM TAYLOR
    "That looked like a hand-job to me."
     
    Tap Dancing Oyster, May 20, 2005
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    I've read this before but it still makes me laugh. I had to stifle it just now. My co-workers might think I'm nuts. Well maybe I'm just a little... :D
     
    Charlie, May 20, 2005
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