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Things the Characters In BG II Would Never Say...

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Kitrax, Sep 17, 2002.

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  1. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    [​IMG] here are some of my favorite quotes I'm steeling from another board:

    Here's some more...
    And a few more...
    And the best one...

    Game: "You don't need to gather your party before venturing forth."

    Well, let's see if you guys can make me laugh... :rolling:

    [ September 17, 2002, 17:27: Message edited by: Kitrax ]
     
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    Damn that was funny! LOL!!
    Well
    Aerie : God, I just love life on the ground, who needs some f*****g wings anyway.

    I know it wasnt a good one but it was the best one I could come up with right now..
     
    Ztormzaver, Sep 17, 2002
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    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] Lol :lol:

    Very good! *clap**clap*

    Hmm :hmm:

    Imoen: For gods sake stop mucking around!
     
    8people, Sep 17, 2002
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    Baronius Mental harmony dispels the darkness ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    [​IMG] Yes, thou are right. Good and funny. I laughed a lot on them, really . Although, I prefer the wise sayings .

    Tethoril: "Listen carefully, for life without knowledge is just a mere shadow of death"

    And the other sayings of Candlekeep monks...
     
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    [​IMG] :D
     
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    Anyone: "Hmm, I've reloaded my life multiple times, but just can't seem to get past these mind flayers. Maybe I should go post a thread on Sorcerer's Place asking for help."
     
    Rastor, Sep 18, 2002
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    Hilarious. :lol:

    [ September 18, 2002, 00:51: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]
     
    Oaz, Sep 18, 2002
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    Korgan: 'The children! Think of the children!'

    Mazzy, Keldorn: 'F*** 'em - leave 'em to die!'

    Jan: '...'

    Minsc: 'Anyone for hamster stew?'

    Aerie: 'I've been a bad girl spank me mistress Viconia...'

    Um... better end it there.
     
    komei, Sep 18, 2002
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    [​IMG] Mazzy: Korgan, i think that you are the embodiment of sexy, i think that we should start a new race of dwarflings. Ugly little babys with high pitched voices and beards.

    Korgan: Mazzy, you are a babe. Ditch that stupid god and come over to evil. It is a lot more fun. You have nice ****.

    Mazzy: Oh yeah baby, lets rock it Korgy, follow me to my sleeping roll.....

    Or...

    Edwina: Jahera babe, you are the sexiest peice of halfelf flesh to ever walk in size 8 dresses. I think we need to go have some private time down at my good friend Mae Var's place.

    Jahera: You're right Edwina, that stupid heterosexual fling that i had with khalid was just all physical, and he didnt last too long(wink). I think that we should just go to the local flagon house, get drunk, torch some trees and squirells and then go explore our sexuallity.

    Imowoman: Dont forget me, baby. This whole party is just one peice of orgy recipe. Lets all go!

    Or...

    Anomen: This whole "cleric good guy" bit was all just too god damn taxing. Lets go watch some slimy half orc sex down at the local brothel.

    Kelodorn: yeah, i feel in the mood for a bit of a gang rape too.
     
    Baezlebub, Sep 18, 2002
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  10. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    You are getting a bit out of hand here...

    Sarevok: Look, <CHARNAME>, Bunnies!

    Ara
    (Hmmm.... I cannot feel my leg... it's asleep....)
     
    Arabwel, Sep 18, 2002
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    Deathmage Arrr! Veteran

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    Heh, me & my friend made some up...

    Kagain: "The only thing better then Gold...is LOVE!"

    Neb: "Think of the poor children!"

    Korgan: "Charity! Please...anyone? Think of all the people who die each day! Please! Charity!"

    Jan: "Who's Uncle Scratchy?" (stole those off somewhere)

    Minsc: "Boo can't talk." (stole this too)

    Bodhi: "Hey, I'm gonna go hang out with my friend Buffy! Wanna come, Valen?!"

    Aerie: "BURRRRRN! KILLLLLLLL! DESTROY! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
     
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    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Minsc: "What are you looking at, Boo's just a regular hamster!"

    Boo: "Meep meep, meep EEK!*

    *What the hell am I doing in this lame-brain's pocket?"

    Korgan: "I will give my share of the booty to those poor orphans..."

    Jan: "Strange... Turnip just doesn't taste right any more..."

    Nalia: "Away with you, beggar!"

    Anomen: "How many freaking monsters do I have to kill and how many lame quests do I have to do before I can finally become a paladin?!"

    Keldorn: "I'm getting too old for this."

    Aerie: "Blah, who needs wings anyway when you have Levitation?"

    Edwin: "Taluntain, I admit, you're a better mage than I ever will be. And you can dress in black, too..."

    Viconia: "Oh, how I miss the Underdark... The lovely spiders, driders and all... *sniff*"

    Jaheira: "I should thank the gods I'll never have to hear "Better part of valour" in the heat of battle again."

    Cernd: "Yes, I can easily see how cutting down that rainforest would create more jobs for people around here, so it must be ok."

    Mazzy: "Just my luck I get put in the last 2nd edition D&D game."

    Imoen: "Which moron at BioWare thought dual-classing was a good idea?!"
     
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    What about :

    MINSC : Edwina, I'm sorry about that mess with Dynaheir ... could you be my witch ? :D
     
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    Viconia: Oh, look at the pretty sunset!

    or mebbe

    Main Char: Aerie! Shut up with your bloody wailing!

    Minsc: Go for the balls Boo!

    or what about the lovely Bodhi:
    Can't we just make a deal? your sisters soul, and you get special powers... hmmm?

    Baal resurrected:
    Children, children! What have you got into now? I meant you should do the world peace thing, not slaugter everyone in sight!
     
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    [​IMG] A bit obscure this... but if you think about it and have seen a certain 1964 film you will understand...

    Keldorn: "But Irenicus, aren't you forgetting one thing? Operation Grand-Slam..."
     
    komei, Sep 18, 2002
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    Well, certainly the funniest forum I've ever seen

    Keldorn: Viccy, I cannot live without you, I will
    get divorced, I swear!

    Viconia: No, Keldy, I want to remain
    innocent til the wedding...

    Everyone: Why do YOU always have the best Armor,
    CHARNAME?

    Irenicus: Well, I think U will defeat me!

    Alora: Life is so hollow...
     
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    Yoshimo, Saemon: Trust me

    Cernd: *singing* I'm a lumberjack and im ok.....

    Sarevok, Edwin: I love you guys

    Jan: i better keep my mouth shut

    Aerie: Take me CHARNAME i'm all yours

    Xan: I'm glad to be alive

    Korgan: Everybody! Peace and love!

    Drizzt: A good surfacer is a dead surfacer

    Elminster: It's not my problem

    Elminster: Dont worry i wont bother you
     
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    Or...

    Aerie, Jaheira, Mazzy, Nalia: "Ten dolla I swalla" :p

    Viconia: "I'm a virgin" :eek:
     
    komei, Sep 19, 2002
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    stolen from other sites:

    Neeber in Trademeet: I'll leave you guys alone.

    PC: Let's spare the rest of the monsters in this dungeon. We don't need the exp or treasure anyways.

    Jan: Swords, not words!
     
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  20. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    *cough* Bull Sh**!! *cough* *hack* Cough*

    Here's some more:

    These are mainly meant for JC (The main creator of the Kelsy mods) because I like making fun of his hard work for some reason... :rolleyes:

    Kelsey: "I love being a sorcerer, it rocks!!!"

    Kelsey: "Nalia, you're a big fat whore, and I hate you!"

    Kelsey: "Hey, Nalia...watch me shoot a fireball at those commoners over there."

    Something Kelsey just might say...

    Kelsey: "I'm gay and I'm proud of it!!!"

    JC: Hopefully you won't kill me next time I see you on IRC... :rolling:

    [ September 20, 2002, 20:06: Message edited by: Kitrax ]
     
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