The Top Sexually Suggestive Lines In Star Wars

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Star Wars

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care how it smells! "
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a storm-trooper?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."


The Empire Strikes Back

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Control, control! You must learn control!"


Return Of The Jedi

"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"There is good in him, I've felt it."
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping-hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me-now I owe you one."
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
"She's gonna blow!"
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
"Rise, my friend."


But of course, the best is saved for last (from Star Wars):

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

 

Old but funny

 

Hehehe, funny

 

Comedy Gold

 

Reminds of the Bloodhound Gang song: "Kiss me where it smells funny"

 

The best one you forgot:

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force"



Less stunning but still fun:

(Note that it takes a twisted and perverted mind to develop a sexual context for the quotes below)

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"There will be no one to stop us this time."

"I have you now."

"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."

"Well, Your Worship, it looks like you arranged to keep me close by for a while longer."

[ August 01, 2003, 18:20: Message edited by: chevalier ]

 

Wow, that's pure pornography....

 

How different lines sound when you put them in a category! Chev, very funny, very funny indeed.

 

Thats very funny

 

Seen this before, but it still made me laugh the second time.

 

Twisted, Demented and essentially Evil.
I'll never be able to sit through those lines with a straight face again.