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The Safest Rest You've Ever Had!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Harbourboy, Aug 11, 2004.

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  1. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Remove all ads!
    If you're feeling really unsafe at home, check this thing out:

    The Quantum Sleeper

    It has one-way see-through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front) so that you can watch in comfort as that axe wielding maniac hacks in vain at your 1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding! Brilliant! Where can I get one?
     
    Harbourboy, Aug 11, 2004
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    It didn't mention if there is a bed pan. If there is, I might take it.

    But really, who is that paranoid?
     
    Jaguar, Aug 11, 2004
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  3. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    Americans, who else?
     
    Loerand, Aug 11, 2004
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    Lol I almost wish I was that paranoid. That's some invention.
     
    Gehn, Aug 11, 2004
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  5. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    That is the craziest thing I've ever seen! I bet their selling tons of them!! ;) :lol: :grin:
     
    Sir Belisarius, Aug 11, 2004
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    Nifty, but how are you going to get oxygen in that thing once you've closed the top? :lol:
     
    Faragon, Aug 11, 2004
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  7. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    "You don't even need a coffin, you're already in it!" :shake:
     
    Taluntain, Aug 11, 2004
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  8. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Why didn't they lead line it too? I mean, if you can't survive radioactive fallout, what's the point?
     
    Sir Belisarius, Aug 11, 2004
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  9. Splunge

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    WHAT?! No cappuccino maker?!?!?

    Well, forget it, then. :almostmad:
     
    Splunge, Aug 11, 2004
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    Why do people make such things? They might spend their dollars trying to contribute to the cure of cancer or AIDS or something... :rolleyes:
     
    Faraaz, Aug 11, 2004
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  11. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Yeah, then you'd also be able to hide from Superman's X-Ray vision! He'd never know you were in there!
     
    Harbourboy, Aug 11, 2004
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    It would be brilliant till someone cuts the phone cable and you're stuck in your coffin. Or they simply gas you out. In this day and age there is no such thing as a 'safehouse'. Mobility is the key to defence, not sitty in some coffin that probably dosen't even have toilet facilities. How the hell would you go to the toilet! You're lying down! You can't squat!
     
    Abomination, Aug 11, 2004
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  13. Gothmog

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    I mean LOL!
    How stupid can people get. I suspect it'll be a real hit too :rolleyes:
    Not mentioning you dont need a gas chamber if you ever want to make suicide.
     
    Gothmog, Aug 11, 2004
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  14. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Put the thing on wheels!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Aug 13, 2004
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    Mount a gun on it!
     
    Abomination, Aug 13, 2004
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    That's the craziest invention I've ever seen! Reminds me of the movie Panic Room.
     
    Tassadar, Aug 13, 2004
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  17. Maertyn

    Maertyn There's nothing I cannot embrace! Veteran

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    Yes exactly what I thought, Tassadar. A "Panic Bed"... the whole planet is crazy now, I can feel that with every new day.
     
    Maertyn, Aug 13, 2004
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    Holy crap, is ANYONE stupid enough to buy one THAT rich!?
     
    Xei Win Toh, Aug 13, 2004
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    You'd better believe it! There are way too many people with more money than sense (cents). :(
     
    BigStick, Aug 13, 2004
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    True, that is why I have thought up my own invention:

    THE ESCAPE-O-MATIC POD! (drumroll)

    it has:
    -Seatbelts.
    -The full funtionality of a toilet.
    -GPS (so that you know where you are when you land)
    -Sub orbital thrusters capable of putting a continent or two between you and your attacker.

    Supplies are limited. send your 500,000.00 dollars today!
     
    Leppi, Aug 13, 2004
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