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The Easiest Quiz in the World

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Lady Jellybee, Aug 12, 2002.

  1. Lady Jellybee Gems: 3/31
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    Even 4-year-olds pass this test (most of the time), but sadly I have yet to meet an adult who has.

    Q1: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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    A1: Open the door, put the giraffe in the refrigerator, close the door.

    Q2: How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

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    A1: Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

    Q3: The Lion King calls a meeting with all the animals. Who does not attend?

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    A3: The elephant; he's still in the refrigerator.

    Q4: You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles. There is no bridge in sight. How do you get across?

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    A4: Swim across; the crocodiles are at the meeting with the Lion King.

    I remembered this quiz while reading Kitrax's 'Why did the chicken cross the road' topic.
     
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    [​IMG] LOL, I got a total of 0 right
     
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    I got 2 write I liked the quiz it was funny.
     
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Wow, thats a first...I was actually given credit! That doesn't happen to me very often! :rolling:
     
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    Hehe, you're welcome, Kitrax!

    My dad heard this at Civil Air Patrol one day. One of the members, who works at a police station, quizzed some officers, and NO ONE passed! Then he quizzed everyone at CAP and I don't think anyone got more than Psycho. When Dad quizzed me, I totally flunked!

    ...I thought you guys might appreciate it. :heh:
     
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    [​IMG] Its fun! Gramatically wrong in every sentence though. That might be why children pass but not adults. ;)

    Still smart ones should be able to have a hunch after question two and figure it out after question three. I wasn't smart :D I just guessed the first right, heh

    I said walk on the crocks in the last, and was about to complain that all the crocks were to a meeting with the Lion King, so the river couldn't be infested (as in you see them swin around)... Then I read the answer... Doh! I should have know; bad gramma in last question too.
     
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    [​IMG] Stupid childish logic... :mad:
     
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    Yerril, children's minds are free, they hold no bounds. When you get older, adults put walls up to blind you, to shield you and to let rules take over. Quite a few of the hardest math problems can be mastered by letting the mind roam free, no rules whatsoever to contradict your actions. That's why being a child rocks. :)
     
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    Mesmero How'd an old elf get the blues?

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    Well, I knew this quiz already, but the first time I saw it, I also had all the question wrong. And this quiz isn't actually childish logic. The first question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. The second question tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. The thrid question tests your memory. And the last question tests if you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    [ August 12, 2002, 18:31: Message edited by: Silverblade ]
     
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    :lol:
    I was wrong, was also thinking about running over the crocks. That's because i can't listen. And maybe i played too much PC games.
     
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    Well, when someone says, "the river is infested with crocodiles", one immediately assumes the river is infested with crocodiles. But if the crocs were at the meeting... Then the river wouldn't be infested by crocs. And if one assumes that since there is only one elephant, then there will only be one of all the other animal species. So that would mean the river is infested with a crocodile, if of course the crocodile is there.

    Heh, I still like the thing though, so don't start flaming me on how I ruin all the fun. :p
     
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    [​IMG] Beh, so it's 'grammatically incorrect' and all that rot. That's how I originally heard it. Do you people have fun picking on a little girl who makes frequent references to her parents? Huh? HUH?? :D :lol: :D
     
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    I'm special no one got more than me oh yah. And yes us kids do have way more free minds especialy me (maybe a little to free sometimes). Also, you do not have to have and open mind you just need commen scence and I have been told I have more than most adults. When theres four joke that the second joke is like the same question so it is going to be around the same answer. Same with question four you know it is an animal joke and remember the animals are at the meeting.

    [ August 13, 2002, 05:54: Message edited by: Psycho. the fanged rabbit ]
     
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