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Star Wars Rap

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Vile, Jul 20, 2001.

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    [​IMG] LOL!!! That was classic!!! Great find Vile!!! I am still laughing! :D
     
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    LOL! :D

    That was a classic!!

    You gotta admit that was pretty funny.
     
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    Man, I must have watched this video like 10 times already... just too awesome.
     
  5. That was so funny, almost fell off the chair laughing :D :) :D
     
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    [​IMG] Good Stuff. Force.Net is great even though I haven't been there in awhile.
     
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    lol !! that is some funny shit ;)
     
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    OK, for those of you who are like me and watched that way too many times... I have the lyrics. Mind you, I had to guess them and so they might not be perfect.

    Star Wars Rap:

    Emporer and Vader:

    It's not the east or the west side. (No, it's not)
    It's not the north or the south side. (No, it's not)
    It's the dark side. (You are correct)
    Get in front of the Empire, ta all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up.
    (What is thy bidding my master?) It's a disaster... Skywalker we're after.
    (What if he could be turned to the dark side?) Yes, he'd be a powerful ally.
    Another Dark Jedi... (He will join us or die!)

    Chorus 1:
    We got Death Star (8x)
    And you know that we got it. (Death Star)
    (Repeat till fade)

    Uncle Owin:
    Luke, get you're ass over here right now!
    Quit monkeyin' around with that damn land speeder.
    Where'r them two droids I asked you to clean, boy? Did you clean your room?

    Luke: Uncle owin, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids.
    Can I go to the hocky(?) station? I gotta lay away on the power converter.
    But now you're treating me like a scrubby nerf-hearder.

    Obi-Wan:
    Luke, use the force, and run. Run to Degoba. Run to Degoba. (2x)

    Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier(?). A modga(?) that told gya. I thought I told gya.
    Don't be at wise. Take me not by my size.
    You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-wing rise.
    Luke: Yoda, why you bein a playa hater? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
    Yoda: But luke, not afraid of you.
    Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew.
    A jedi's gota do what a jedi's gota do. So, now Vader, I'm coming for you

    Luke: (Doesn't sound or quite look like him)
    Yeah, that's right R-2. I just set a new course, we're going to cloud city.
    That's a mighty good Jedi tonic. Make sure to mix me up another.

    Vader: Impressive! Now release your anger.
    You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
    Luke: Oww! Why'd you slice off my hand?
    Vader: It's imperitive that you understand.
    Obi Wan would never bother... Telling you about your father
    Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
    Vader: Then there's something I must reviel then...
    I'm yo father (8x)

    Han: Falcon out to Fox... Luke, knock 'em out (4x)

    [This message has been edited by Vile (edited July 21, 2001).]
     
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