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Spank the monkey

Discussion in 'Playground' started by Sydax, Oct 24, 2005.

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  1. Sydax Gems: 19/31
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    [​IMG] If you had a bad day and feel a bit violent, just let off the steam with this monkey.
    217 miles/hour... guess my optical mouse isn't quite fast against the 1517 mph record :(
     
    Sydax, Oct 24, 2005
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    228 miles per hour.
     
    Undertaker, Oct 24, 2005
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    Wowzers... my max is 181, but most range between 80 and 120. I guess i should maybe get my optical mouse cleaned, or retired, or something. Till then, i may go to bed satisfied that i did indeed spank the monkey... spanked it good.
     
    Celesialraven, Oct 24, 2005
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  4. Nakia

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    318 mph. With optical mouse.
     
    Nakia, Oct 24, 2005
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    Hehe, it was actually someone from my class in my old school that set that record... with a combination of an electronic whiteboard pen and regular mouse. I think our fastest with just the mouse was around 500mph, though ;)
     
    Arifirh, Oct 24, 2005
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    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    Obviously 'spank the monkey' does not have the same meaning as it does here (think self-abuse) :grin:

    119 mph with standard mouse
     
    DarkStrider, Oct 24, 2005
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  7. The Magpie

    The Magpie Balance, in all things Veteran

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    334 mph (optical mouse).

    I spanked it good. :D
     
    The Magpie, Oct 24, 2005
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  8. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    443 mph! That's the thrash metal arm talking!
     
    Susipaisti, Oct 24, 2005
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    Changed mouse, new speed: 359 mph ...
     
    Sydax, Oct 24, 2005
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    My new record :banana: 666 mph :evil: Feel the unholy power! :D
     
    Undertaker, Oct 24, 2005
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  11. Colthrun

    Colthrun Walk first in the forest and last in the bog Veteran

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    56mph, try getting it slower than that! :p
     
    Colthrun, Oct 24, 2005
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    I tried but my lowest is 57 mph.
     
    Undertaker, Oct 24, 2005
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    With an optical mouse and sliding that sucker across a faux wood lamenent desktop - best 243mph and worst 68mph.
     
    kuemper, Oct 24, 2005
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    there is also smack he hocker in the same category of weapon, i think it's a big black hand covered with gold you throw instead
     
    Balle, Oct 24, 2005
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    290 mph is my max until I got bored.

    EDIT: Lowest is 51mph hehe

    [ October 27, 2005, 06:16: Message edited by: Blog ]
     
    Blog, Oct 25, 2005
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  16. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    565 mph on the fourth go :eek:
     
    Shell, Oct 25, 2005
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  17. Saber

    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    298 max... I just couldn't get the extra 2 mph for the 300 mark...

    Undertaker: 666! Wow, you must be either really devilish or just very fast
     
    Saber, Oct 26, 2005
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  18. Colthrun

    Colthrun Walk first in the forest and last in the bog Veteran

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    524 with a trackball mouse! :thumb:
     
    Colthrun, Oct 26, 2005
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  19. Shrikant

    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    54 mph was the slowest.
    325 mph fastest.
    Plain mouse on not so smooth desk.

    This one has been seen before. If its from ebaumsworld or tickle, its been posted in Whatnots or SS before.
     
    Shrikant, Oct 27, 2005
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    493.. I found this game in 3 years ago in grade 6.. the teacher banned because it was inapropriate. My friends and I found the urge to play it even stronger after that ;) .
     
    Elwithral Irenicus, Oct 27, 2005
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