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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Silroth, Mar 26, 2001.

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    [​IMG] BlackthornTA (Thread Anihilator) replys angrily:
    "Just wait and see. I'm going to plish my staff of firebolts!!!"

    "OK BTA, just tell me when you finish polishing! :D
    ...
    "Oh, no!!!"
    ...
    He's really starting to... :eek:
    ...
    "Don't , don't, this place is public! Ladies and other female entities are present!!!"
    "Darien is gonna spend another sleepless night!"

    But BTA doesn't listen and starts polishing his staff.
    All three inches of it!!! :cool:
    His faithful paladins rush to his aid.
    Lord Moeken inspires terror in the ladies he tries to bully off the scene, whilst
    Lord Bane inspires only giggles with Darien. Darien gets angry as she is threatend to loose sight-contact with BTA, clenches her fist around the Trout and ramms it into Lord Banes left eye. (After this abhorrent act of extreme militant radical feminism, Lord Bane is further known as Lord The Multihued Bane).
    After a minute or two BTA is finished.
    But no firebolt!?! :( He doesn't look satisfied :eek:! His red eyes shine like crimson searchlights into the dark room. Green smoke emenates from his nostrils.
    Silroth smells victory, but is pretty sure it's not his own; so he activates the Ring of Void for enhanced invisibility.
    Thus he boldly and couragously - and most of all very quietly - tiptoes to the door.

    Silroth looks back into the room and sees a bemused Darien, allmost engulfed by an expanding area of quivering darkness centered around BTA.
    BTA opens a chest, rips out a Multibarreled Quickfire Gattling Lightning Bolt Thrower (MQGLBT) and aims at the position Silroth occupied moments before. The air burns as the back wallis disintegrated.
    Silroth meanwhile is busy pondering the following deep questions:
    Is BTA angered???
    Is MQGLBT ADnD conform???
    Why me???
    Tha lack of screams openes BTA's eyes to the fact, that he hasn't done any real damage, except to the inventary, so he blindly aims at the door and starts another round of heavy artillary fire.

    Silroth ducks the first bolts and bravely leaves the room.
    ...

    "I hope I have not caused any inconvenience to anybody here ;)?!?"


    [This message has been edited by Silroth (edited March 27, 2001).]
     
    Silroth, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] Silroth- I'd have to say not. I mean, other than a few unsightly typos, and a... well... a rather unsightly BTA, I'd say it's just fine.

    *shakes her head and wonders how she gets dragged into these things*

    hmm... dragged... Huh? Oh..sorry, nevermind! *blushes*
     
    Darien Noella, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] I think everybody could come back to #sorcerers on EFnet. Nothing ever happens there anymore....
     
    Mollusken, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] Ouch! :confused: Don't you like me Silroth ? :(

    /me sobs

    Always the same with those Germans :D
     
    Lord Bane, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] Ah just like a german...
    Twists the story around and then leaves to enjoy a big wiener schnitzel ;)

    (Wait a second, I think I'm 1/4 german, Yikes)
     
    Lord Moeken, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] Mollusken, that is the point, hehe. I didn't move the channel and Elminster to this secure network for nothing. All the action is here now.
    And even if you don't want to use another server in mIRC, you can still use the java chatroom easily.
     
    Taluntain, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] Hmmm... I don't remember any of that... Must have been someone impersonating me... Especially since my staff is a full six feet tall! Three inches? You could hardly call that a wand! :D
     
    Blackthorne TA, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] L. Bane, you clearly asked for it!
    As for the rest, that elephant was just too much!
     
    Silroth, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] BlackthorneTA can polish his staff as much as he likes as far as I'm concerned as long as he QUITES POKING EVERYONE with it. Keep your puny attacks to yourself :D
     
    Crawl, Mar 26, 2001
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    [​IMG] Crawl, I newer criticised BTA for that!

    BTA, as for sticking to facts: The post is a little story inspired by your lewd behaviour, not a chat protokol.
    As for the 3 inches: they are obviously speculation, but far more credible than the 6 feet you proclaim. But feel free to prove them, and I will publicly bow to Your Lengthlyness.
    I also admit that the displayed violence does not honour your true resourcefulness and brutality.

    As for the typos, I humbly beg apologies and will correct them as I find them.

    [This message has been edited by Silroth (edited March 27, 2001).]
     
    Silroth, Mar 27, 2001
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    [​IMG] :confused: Asked for it ? :confused:

    Oh well, why do I bother to understand Germans :D
     
    Lord Bane, Mar 27, 2001
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    [​IMG] Lewd behavior? Somebody has a dirty mind... As Freud (I think) said "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..." And so, sometimes a staff is just a staff... :)
     
    Blackthorne TA, Mar 27, 2001
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    and sometimes a staff is a 3inch smelly penis that is obviously dirty all the time because BTA needs to polish it a lot.
     
    herf, Mar 27, 2001
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  14. Blackthorne TA

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    [​IMG] Hmmm... I can't think of a time when that would ever be true...
     
    Blackthorne TA, Mar 27, 2001
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