Pranks played on schoolteachers

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Once at school a boy in my class put meths in a teacher's coffee...Luckily someone told or he could have actually died SO not so funny really lol

 

We buried the economic teacher's car in a few tons snow, then poured some water over it, let it freeze down for half a day,

and tadddaaaaa

one big icecube

 

At my highschool people used to pick up the headmaster's car and place it between concrete flower-beds or behind a low fence.

My personal favourites weren't exactly pranks, but hell of annoying too nonetheless.

They hated me. Some teachers, some freaks, some flatterers - quite a large group, up to this very day I haven't managed to find out why they were so many. They hated me for one reason or another, I don't care. They hated my parents. They hated my family. Heh. So they hurled tons of invented stuff in me. I used to derive particular pleasure from making them contradict themselves, prove themselves undereducated, ill-mannered, of dubious intentions etc without saying anything that could be used against me - it was especially nice in the teacher ones' case since freaks are just freaks, more to be pitied than singled out for their social retardation. I was already lost in terms of easy and peaceful life, so I could speak freely what I had in mind with no fear since it couldn't be worse anyway - within certain borders outlined by the few rules that actually did not only *apply*. So I just kept within the standard level of social politeness and, as a semi-side observation, forged one of my mottoes: "You can say everything politely what you can also say impolitely". And damn I did say much. As an addition I became the spokesperson for everyone in less than truly deserved trouble - I was already dead and buried myself, so what difference. Not that I wouldn't otherwise. However, I was untouchable in the meaning that they couldn't fail me, relegate me or drop my marks more than one rank (at least succesfully) etc. I knew the rules for me and for them and was always well-informed and good at dealing with groups of people Plus, I was quite well protected too, so the morbid fun flourished in all its vain and silly glory. It's been over for some time, but my personality has obviously been permanently crippled.

Apart from the said discussion tricks, I also very much liked gaze duels. If the other person is unsure of himself (like lying, hiding something, having some feeling of guilt, plotting, planning something nasty etc), he won't handle it for long. It gives a nice effect when someone is accusing you and has to turn his sight from your glance.

 

Ah! The chemics-laboratory! A tin of gas, a fuse and a madman. 'Boom' said the teachers drawer and Pyro-Pete got his catapult back. Then he emptied a bucket of water all over the desk, drenching the teacher's paperwork. 'What the .... are you doing!?' Pete: I should swear I smelled something burning, sir, and stop cursing. This is a Christian college, remember?

Student: Sir?
teacher: Hm?
S: Can I go to the bathroom?
T: No way. You just had a brake.
S: But sir, it's urgent.
T: You're not a small boy anymore. I bet you can hold it for a few minutes.
S: K, sir.
-squeek- The window opens. -Zzip- Flyer down.
S: Wheeee!
T: Hey you! Stop that!
S: Ever tried stopping when you started? I'd be a small boy indeed when I find myself peeing my pants after I put the thing back. Oops, is that your car?

A sponge is an incredibly handy tool to absorb any kind of fluid. Ever seen a teacher cleaning his blackboard with whee?

 

I don't know the exact definition of "pranks" but anyway:

In our classroom there was a suspended spotlight pointing on the board and right above the teacher's head. We used to put empty soda cans on it and while the teacher was trying to teach us something, all we did was trying to hit the cans with paper bullets in order to let them fall on the teacher's head, much fun but it worked only once.

One math teacher we had was particularly mean, many times we put a sign on the class door reading "Beware! Angry math teacher on watch." Until one day the principal did a surprise visit in our class and handed the sign he found on the door to our math teacher... a big shouting episode ensued, only worsened by the fact that while the teacher and the principal were shouting no one in the class could stop laughing.

A biology teacher had a wooden stick she used all the time, to point at things on the board, to point at a student being too loud, to open windows... all the time, some kind of addiction. One day, a friend of mine managed to hide himself and remain in the class during the interruption while we distracted the teacher, he then super-glued a condom to the stick. When class resumed she found the stick and, given that she just couldn't manage without it, teached mammal reproduction for an hour wielding a stick and a condom. I would have loved to see the principal popping in then.

One gymnastic teacher was a former paracommando, he was also a big fag, always peeping on us when we were in the shower. One day, we managed to take a picture of him clearly peeping (his mouth widely open) on those showering. Also, he was very strict about outfit, no colored shirts or shoes or whatever... for the last day, we all dressed up in flashy Brasilian colours (with feathers and all). When he got mad about the outfits, someone put on very loud samba music, we locked our teacher in the toilets, went to the girls and locked their teacher too. We brought alcohol, chips and peanuts in our bags, a big party raged for three hours. One of the best days in my life.

 

The most evilestest prank I ever heard of was one that an old friend did when he was in High School.

Him and his friends decided that they would play a trick on the history teacher because he was an easy victim and a "christian".

That school had intercom phones for staff between classrooms so they could call for emergencies or for help.

They planned it that when one group was in history the other groups of friends would call on the intercom and then the teacher would answer it.

The put some white hand cream into a condom and then attached it to the receiver of the intercom's mouthpiece and then replaced it.

They waited until time to strike and then called.

After the buzz teacher walked over to the intercom and picked it up. In front of the whole class he said "hello" just as the fake used condom swung into his open mouth.

He vomited and left school for a few days to recover...

That was so evil...

 

Don't know abou t a prank, but here's something my friend said to me the other day that i couldnt help laughing at.

Call in sick to school or work or whatever -

You: Sorry, i can't come in today, i'm sick!

Staff: Okay, how sick?

You: Well, I'm in bed with my mum!

 

During a trip to Rome:

One day I bought an alabaster figurine of Venus from a trader. The next day I bought quite a big reproduction of Cranach's Venus (not exactly dressed) in Galleria Borghese's shop. The Latin teacher, a spinster in her mid thirties, kept calling the figurine my fiancee.

Latin teacher: Fiancee yesterday, another nude woman today. What will you buy tomorrow?

Biology teacher: A man?

Latin teacher: Fiance?

chevalier: "This I shall give up to you, madam."

[ June 10, 2003, 19:58: Message edited by: chevalier ]

 

Not really a prank, but still funny

-Teacher: Have you made you homework?
-Me: No madam i didn't.
-Teacher: for punishment you will write it 5 times! now, what do you have to say?
-Me: Is there anything I can say wich will not result in more punishment?
-Teacher (slighty confused): Erm eh... no!
-Me: "..."

 

Speaking as a teacher, you people are all crawling slime. God knows we have enough to deal with without pre-pubescent morons playing moronic jokes on us.

I have this one student, he got hold of some glue and decided it would be a fun prank to glue my water glass to the desk. The fool set it not on the desk but on a piece of paper -- whoo, hoo, what a prank! Paper stuck to the bottom of a glass! I yelled at him not for the prank, but for screwing the prank up!

Oh, Chevy, your story, it's a little unclear. Please clarify.

 

Well, i guess i win!! Because i once put a potato in the exhaust pipe of a teachers car... yay

 

I once was given an essay:

Were All People in Medieval England Christians.

Seeming as I HATED the history teacher I simply wrote:

NO.

in big letters - the first A+ I got in history, for my humour

 

More of the silly ones:

I set my teacher's dustbin on fire. Not a very funny, and neither a very cool thing to do. I admit. But my teacher wanted to stop the fire by stepping on it. His foot was stuck in the bin and his pants were set on fire

I had to stay late and buy a new dustbin, the teacher had to buy new pants, because HE was so stupid to set it on fire.

I still feel sorry, somehow.

 

Playing sports during classes:

Math class, target practice (see above)

Biology class, we used to play baseball with paper balls and rods, threw a few balls to the teacher (she had a stick too, see above) but she never did any homerun, unless homerun means sending a student home with a lot of trouble on his back.

Physics class, the class was an amphitheater, behind the last row we could practice break-dance and arm-wrestling two hours a week.

French class, doing push-ups out of pure boredom.

Latin class, playing table tennis while the teacher was focused on the student he was interrogating.

Latin class (still), playing volleyball during evaluation tests while other students are trying to finish translating Cicero.

Gym class, turning an innocent freesbee game into rugby-freesbee. A swordfighting tournament using hockey sticks ended when the teacher was injured.

School sucks anyway.

[below] Yep, studying Latin vocabulary once a year (just before exams ) is the norm around here too. After all, dictionaries exist for that, I never intended to compete with them.

[ June 11, 2003, 16:32: Message edited by: Oxymore ]

 

@8people: that was the only sensible answer one could give to the question.

@Oxymore:

Latin:

Getting an A for translating a piece of Cicero (IIRC) I saw for the first time (sort of a la homework)

I just looked for a while on the English (Poland here) translation someone had downloaded to avoid overworking and pretended to stop and think every dot, semi-colon or major comma

Ah, and we were ordered to prepare the list of new vocabulary for each text as a permanent homework. I did that four times in four years IIRC, but I always had it

Of course she knew what was going on, she told me that after I finished the school.

Another nice prank on the side of my friends was making her, and other teachers, blush with the tales of my partying achievements.

[ June 10, 2003, 22:19: Message edited by: chevalier ]

 

This is a classic. It happened about 22 years ago, when a friends dad was attending school. This particular story happened on the top floor of a three storey building.

There was an incrediby rebellious class, they had gone through about 3 teachers in one term. Eventually they got one hard arse teacher who managed to get them semi- under control. However he was epileptic, and told the class this. One day, he came in and started asking for homework. He got to my friends dad, and asked "wheres your homework". Friends dad stood up, sprinted towards the window and jumped out, onto the semi-balcony that was just on the outside.

Teacher had an epileptic fit and retired shortly afterwards.

 

As a post pubescent wiseguy I can only say that there have been tests that conclusively prove that all power corupts.

One group was the prisoners and the other group was the guards, the guards would (obviously) have power over the prisoners. Several days later they had to cancel the tests because the guards were mistreating the prisoners too much. These were just common people doing things to other common people, so what would have happened if the prisoners were children with no real rights.

I think now you understand why I have a immediate dislike to all people in authority, remeber, they're people too.

As for my prank..

Two freinds (nameless) played the ultimate prank, one got fake skin, the kind that spews blood when cut, the other was given one of those retractible knives used in movies. After discovering exactly how deep the knife cut the two friends resumed their argument in the cafeteria. Suddenly, in the middle of the fight one pulls a knife and slashes the other, blood sprays everywhere and he collapses to the ground. At this point the teacher rushes in and sees one person standing above his dead freind with a knife in his hand covered with blood. Then the teacher says the magic words "my god, you've killed him" at which point the guy on the ground got up and asked the teacher what was going on. The teacher nearly collapsed. Eventually though since the teacher was head of the drama department both friends were congratulated.

 

Raistlin.

ROFL, that was great I should get some of the boys to try it out on a colleage or two!

As a teacher I generally go with the flow of pranks, but not if they actually hurt people.

Besides I pull pranks on my students and they love it, when they get me back, even more!

School should be fun...

 

Two pranks from many i and my classmates did.
Third grade of junior high. The victim our geography teacher who was a very very conservative old maid. She was collecting our homework and because the lesson was over she went to the teachers room and asked for our exercise books to be delivered there. She got them with a porno magazine stuffed between the books. The scream was heard outside the school.
The second one was in fools day during the third year in senior high and the victim was our physics teacher (a very kind woman although she knew nothing about physics ).
We moved the class outside in a balcony nearby and i mean the whole class chairs, desks, blackboard everything. She went in the class after the break and was shocked, but we called her to our new classroom and while she was teaching we were taking photos of us and some with her and us. that was the nicest class i've ever taken

 

This reminds me of another prank.

This teacher was really hated, so, one guy was to go and call the teacher at a prearranged time. The other guy in class got a condom and wrinkled it so it appeared used then the condom was slathered in hand lotion and subsequently glued to the mouth piece of a telephone. Once the call was made the teacher picked up the phone and the "used" condom went straight into his mouth. The teacher started vomiting then he WENT INTO SHOCK. He actually took several days to recover from that.