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POLL: What D&D class would Jerry Springer be?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by dman18, Jul 25, 2003.

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    If Jerry Springer were a class from 3rd Edition D&D, mainly from IWD2, what would he be?

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    Poll Results: What D&D class would Jerry Springer be? (34 votes.)

    What D&D class would Jerry Springer be? (Choose 1)
    * Barbarian - 0% (0)
    * Bard - 29% (10)
    * Cleric - 3% (1)
    * Druid - 0% (0)
    * Fighter - 0% (0)
    * Monk - 0% (0)
    * Paladin - 6% (2)
    * Ranger - 0% (0)
    * Rogue - 6% (2)
    * Sorcerer - 0% (0)
    * Wizard - 0% (0)
    * Satan Himself - 15% (5)
    * Other (list in thread) - 29% (10)
    * I just want to see the results - 12% (4)
     
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    [​IMG] They'd have to invent a new class for him: Weasel. It would be like a smarmy rogue, with lots of talking skills and no sense of morals, ethics or decorum.

    And to add the option "Satan himself" is to give the little rat waaaayy too much credit. He's too weaselly to be considered evil.
     
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    I think he's a god damn bard. DIE BARD, DIEE!! *Swings a BIIIG mace at a Bard*
     
    New, Jul 25, 2003
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    Hey New, you didn't VOTE for Bard though...

    because that's what I picked too and so far there's only one vote for bard.

    Add Jester kit for more fine tuning. He just confuses the hell out of his clients' situations, while entertaining the crowd. The people fail their save vs confusion and give him high ratings. And of course, the show is funded by the money that has been picked out of the viewer's pockets. ;)
     
    Blog, Jul 25, 2003
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    He would be a barbaric Rogue/bard type thingy.....no options for multi-classing.... :rolleyes:

    either that or just a plan freak.
     
    Compulsive Dementia, Jul 25, 2003
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    A Defiler. Or whatever the one Barbarian prestige class with the wanton destroying of magic items. Because he takes something magical (i.e. television) and drains it of it's potential for good in order to power his own twisted whims.


    Either that, or Satan. :D
     
    Kam, Jul 25, 2003
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    OK, he's a weaker Mazoku. Or a Namagomi.
     
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    [​IMG] I'm going with Bard just because of their way with words to get the most entertaining responces out of people. And his magic is used for bleeps and fuzzed out areas to protect us people from naughty language and bad things to see. :p
    And he'd be Neutral Evil, always twisting things around for his gain. :evil:
     
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    Jester, blog already said better reasons than i could come up with so just jester is what i do say.
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jul 25, 2003
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    OK, who voted Paladin? And you have to give a good reason because i can't find one.
     
    dman18, Jul 25, 2003
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    Well, whatever he is he wouldn't be anything that resembles a fighter, since he has his bodyguards do all that for him. :rolling:
     
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    I was thinking Cleric or more like a non-Catholic priest. The kind would booth and listen but would take all the fun out of it. Rather turn around on tv and let everyone in on the "healing" process. anyone. That, to me, is Jerry.
     
    Vandalore, Jul 30, 2003
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    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    A new class- The muppet. SOrt of like a brain dead peasent. Low stats, CE alignment, and no friends.
     
    Daie d'Malkin, Jul 30, 2003
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