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POLL: The most evil poll ever - who to polymorph into a hamster!

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Blackhawk, Nov 23, 2003.

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  1. Blackhawk Gems: 14/31
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    This poll is most likely the most evil poll ever conducted in the Shadows of Amn forum.

    Scenario

    Poor Minsc is depressed. :cry:

    Even though "he has the face da ladies love", Boo, his confidant and mentor, has not had a girlfriend since you met him back in Naskel.

    Minsc proclaims "Da ladies love my butt-kicking goodness! But, ole Boo never gets anything! Maybe the pleasure of kicking da butt of evil ... and sunflower seeds! Rightous evil-butt-kicking sunflower seeds!"

    You have to shut him up! :flaming:

    Solution

    You decide, given your magical abilities, to make Minsc happy and thin your ranks at the same time! The ingenious plan is to polymorph one of the characters into a rodent so that Boo can have a mate! Think how happy Minsc will be! Think how happy Boo will be!

    So, who do you choose amongst your hapless victims... :evil:

    Poll Information
    This poll contains 1 question(s). 76 user(s) have voted.
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    Poll Results: The most evil poll ever - who to polymorph into a hamster! (76 votes.)

    The most evil poll ever - who to polymorph into a hamster! (Choose 1)
    * Jaheira - 8% (6)
    * Imoen - 4% (3)
    * Nalia - 26% (20)
    * Aerie - 18% (14)
    * Viconia - 9% (7)
    * Edwina - 25% (19)
    * Someone else - please explain - 9% (7)
     
    Blackhawk, Nov 23, 2003
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    All of the above.

    We'll call it a hamster harem.
     
    Oaz, Nov 23, 2003
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    Edwina, think of the humiliation he would have to endure!
     
    fade, Nov 24, 2003
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    Someone else...like Anomen. He's kinda girly.
     
    tabari, Nov 24, 2003
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    Minsc,

    Now that idiotic opponent of evil and boo can munch on food pellets togehter instead of destroying evil.

    And I only have to deal with the burning stare of two hamsters. Oh my.........
     
    Mathyew, Nov 24, 2003
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    Viconia, BDSM style hamsters? That's the way I like it. :D
     
    Register, Nov 24, 2003
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    We could also turn Edwin into a gerbil and give him to Richard Geer. :evil:
     
    Blackhawk, Nov 24, 2003
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    Nalia. I just hate her and her attitude, self-righteous little priss. You want to slum? Well nothing is slummier than a big ranger's armpit also known as 'Boo's Love-Shack'.
     
    Abomination, Nov 24, 2003
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    I would polymorph myself to please Boo the Great.

    ALL HAIL TO BOO!!!

    *squeeek*
     
    Duke Eltan, Nov 24, 2003
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    I voted Aerie (just to see the shocked twitching of her whiskers), but now I'm having second thoughts. Maybe I should've taken Edwina. I mean He's a red wizard of Thay getting humped by a deranged Ranger's pet hamster... :D ouch
     
    Lacessit, Nov 24, 2003
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  11. dmc

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    Aerie - There is nothing funnier than a hamster squeaking about its lost wings. Plus, she's the most irritating of the bunch.
     
    dmc, Nov 24, 2003
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    I'd morph 'em all except for Viccy ( :love: ), have me a nice rodent fight!
    Maybe I could make some money and buy Viccy a new whip.....
     
    Nocturnal Nomad, Nov 24, 2003
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    keldorn polymorph --> rat

    another test subject for the lab
     
    Tassadar, Nov 24, 2003
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    [​IMG] i chose Aerie
    she is an annoying cry baby
    always whining about her lost wings
    well,they were rotting and infected,weren't they?!?!
    my other option would be nalia
    i just dont like her because she is not the best NPC(she dualled to early!!)
     
    Ivellos the Bladesinger, Nov 24, 2003
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    I said Jahiera. No particular reason, just that she's in touch with nature and stuff, so she'd probably enjoy it :)
     
    Mystra's Chosen, Nov 24, 2003
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    [​IMG] I have a strange feeling that Jan really wouldn't mind! :)
     
    Blackhawk, Nov 24, 2003
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    I'd go for Mazzy. A hamster with dreadlocks!!! How cool is that!
     
    Razal'dar, Nov 25, 2003
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    [​IMG] I don't believe I forget to include Mazzy - dammit!
     
    Blackhawk, Nov 25, 2003
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    Aerie

    Nag Nag Nag

    But I can't do THAT to boo can I?
     
    Apeman, Nov 25, 2003
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    Aerie

    lol! :grin:
     
    Gothmog, Nov 25, 2003
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