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POLL: Agents: Boxers or briefs

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Arabwel, May 10, 2003.

  1. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Quite a few of us have seen the otriginal Matrix, and I am sutre quite few of us are also waiting for the sequel. (I know I am obsessed, for the very least... :D ) So I decided to make this little poll here. Do Agents wear boxers or briefs? :D

    I think boxers. What do YOU think?

    (Pervy agent fancier, I am)

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    Poll Results: Agents: Boxers or briefs (21 votes.)

    Agents: Boxers or briefs (Choose 1)
    * Boxers - 38% (8)
    * Briefs - 38% (8)
    * Inane question, I refuse to answer - 19% (4)
    * Just the results, please - 5% (1)
     
    Arabwel, May 10, 2003
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    I would guess they go commando. :p

    Waste of resources, and stuff.
     
    ejsmith, May 10, 2003
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    Pretty obvious. Neither. Nothing at all. They despise mammals. Particularly the "virus" kind of mammal. Why should they have the attributes of an animal under their dresses ?
     
    Iago, May 10, 2003
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    I would say boxers.
     
    Satiana Fearbringer, May 10, 2003
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    Ok. This is creepy. Put me in the no underwear camp.

    Lol.

    (Wolverine, STOP poking those balloons with your claws. STOP IT.)
     
    Eze, May 10, 2003
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    If they´re tight "hatted", so why not tight "briefed?"
     
    Wordplay, May 10, 2003
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    Well ... why would you want to know what the bad guys are wearing? Aren't you into what Reeves is wearing? ;)
     
    Sniper, May 11, 2003
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    Tighty Whiteys! Agents need secure packages :p
     
    Sorvo, May 11, 2003
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    Who is to say that they are wearing anything? They turn up in any body they want, right? So who is to say that they do not look like that NATURALLY, as in, the Armani 3 peice is their skin. Oh well.
     
    Baezlebub, May 11, 2003
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    I'm with Sorvo. If you are chasing people, doing flips, kicks, jumps, etc, you need to have everything secure.
     
    Elios, May 11, 2003
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    Special bullet proof g-strings. :D
     
    Pac man, May 11, 2003
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    The suits are their skin, they don't need anything under it.
     
    Yerril, May 11, 2003
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  13. Arabwel

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    Okay, here's my reasoning to WHY agents are both a: equipped and fully functional and b: wear boxers.

    The AI have been trying to surpass and evolve beyond humans for a long time, right? So why would they then leave something we humans give so "much" meaning out from the agents? wouldn't that make them "inferior" to humans, in a way?

    Thus, agents DO have certain equipment... :D It's a question of style :D

    (Yeah, I know, I know... )
     
    Arabwel, May 11, 2003
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    Wishful thinking, six feet under. :evil: :D

    They hunt mammals. For a fisher, it is not necessary to become a fish to be a better fisher. The same applies to computer programms which hunt mammals. There is no need for them to become mammals themselves (which stink !!!) to understand them, simple study of the typical mammal behaviour is enough.
     
    Iago, May 11, 2003
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  15. Arabwel

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    Come on! To have the agent programs appearances' to be somehow not complete, in especially an area humans put so much importance on, would be illogical. That would make them imperfect/inferiior. THus, the agents are probably quite well-endowed :D
    The fact that they are completley "functional" but able to control it at will (I would think) could also been as a sign of AI suipremacy... after all, humans are SOOO weak. Slaves to their hormones. :D

    (Yeah, yeah, yeah.... )
     
    Arabwel, May 11, 2003
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