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NPC quotes

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Vhailor, Feb 25, 2008.

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  1. Vhailor

    Vhailor Justice is not blind, for I am her eyes Veteran

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    Vhailor, Feb 25, 2008
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    Easy one for me...the "Pantaloons" guy from BG:

    "Don't touch me! I'm super-important."
     
    diagnull, Feb 26, 2008
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  3. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Everyone and Edwina. Jaheira, Nalia, Anomen, and Minsc especially.
     
    T2Bruno, Feb 26, 2008
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  4. Vhailor

    Vhailor Justice is not blind, for I am her eyes Veteran

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    Could you be more specific? (Pick some quotes)
     
    Vhailor, Feb 26, 2008
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  5. Vhailor

    Vhailor Justice is not blind, for I am her eyes Veteran

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    I'll get the ball rolling...

    Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle! Minsc
     
    Vhailor, Feb 26, 2008
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    (Sigh. It's aggravation like this that will eventually cause me to fireball the entire party as they sleep. Yes indeed, everyone peaceful and quiet and then FOOM!) ~ Edwin

    You get this dialogue when you take both Edwin and Viconia into Spellhold and talk to Aphril.
     
    starfox64, Feb 26, 2008
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    Lilarcor (the talking sword) has some great quotes too:

    "you know, once, like yeah, I was a moonblade"
     
    merlac, Feb 27, 2008
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  8. Elfen Lied

    Elfen Lied The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to

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    "Marvelous work! You've obviously exceeded your lowborn heritage and surged to the vanguard of goonery!" - Edwin.

    "Hey whats going on? Why are all you standing there gawking at my mantle (oooh it’s quite big...) Hey where is my....Oh no we have to get this fixed right now!" - Edwin.
     
    Elfen Lied, Feb 27, 2008
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    "Hii-yah! Heh..the tourists love that stuff." -Yoshimo
     
    Kullervo, Feb 27, 2008
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    Jan's last words:
    "Don't... forget... to raise... me!"

    Cracks me up every time.
     
    Hethan the Skald, Feb 27, 2008
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    "We're all doomed."
     
    Kulyok, Feb 28, 2008
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    It's not really a single quote, but Minsc has the best conversation in game. In the docks district you come across Delon (at least I think that's his name) the lost little boy that asks you to save his village in the Umar Hills. In this conversation every response from Minsc is hilarious. I'll give you my favourite:

    "I'll crush your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits!"
     
    merlac, Feb 28, 2008
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  13. Merlanni

    Merlanni Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    There must be balance!
     
    Merlanni, Feb 28, 2008
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    "Bah! Gromnir knows the truth! We is no idiot!" -Gromnir Il-Khan

    "Oo, nice axe! Lops off heads like nobodies business!" -Cespanar

    "Okay, i... ohh... I steps in something squishy!" -Cespanar
     
    jorj82, Mar 7, 2008
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    "Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me simply as 'Sir', if you prefer a less syllable-intensive workout."

    Captures his "essence" brilliantly.


    "Oooo, you gots hammer! Bhaal once dropped hammer on big godly toe. Jumped around and swear for days, he did. Kicked me all the way to Baator. Very bad weak, that..."
    /Cespenar
     
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    "I'd appreciate some quality time in my scabbard, TAKE A BREAK! Oh who am I kidding? Attack! Battle! Kill! Hahah this is what I live for!" - Lilarcor
     
    Fly2tHeSkY, Mar 10, 2008
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    I LOVE THE SMELL OF DAISIES IN THE MORNING!!!!! -Lilicor
     
    jorj82, Mar 11, 2008
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    Cespenar: "Oooo... big weapon, this. You over-compensating, maybe?"

    Jon Irenicus: "Typical. If I had a sense of humor left I might find that funny. I do not, on both accounts."

    and some of Edwins are awesome too.
     
    Draspin, Mar 14, 2008
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    Oh sure! Labor will help! (Edwina)
    Yes yes, you're all a bunch of goodie-two-shoes and yet I remain like this! (Edwina)
     
    merlac, Mar 17, 2008
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    I once knew a Red Mage of Thay
    Who dreamed of lichdom someday
    He said he knew how to do it
    But he still managed to screw it
    up in the funniest way -Haer'Dalis
     
    jorj82, Apr 19, 2008
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