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Neverwinter Nights Forum Update

Discussion in 'Game/SP News & Comments' started by NewsPro, Nov 12, 2001.

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    (Originally posted by Tiamat)

    Stanley Woo, Quality Assurance Ninja:

    Characters:     Your character needs to be Stanley Woo, Quality Assurance Ninja; or Chris Priestly (Evil!).
    But I think the white lady, Lumina, said it best (if you want a serious answer):
    "There is no other way to decide how to create a character. It must be done in harmony with your feelings."
    Keep smiling, everybody!

    Losing a Memory: Well, first one has to do the Dance of Cleansing, which involves marsupials, vegetables, automotive fluids of varying consistencies and colours, and noisemakers.
    Then, one must seek the Paper Airplane of Ennui in the Lost Caves of Apathy, but no one seems to care about this part of the trek.
    Finally, one must meditate within the Sacred 1982 Toyota Corolla of Coupe-ness for 30 days and nights (or until one is done, whichever comes first).
    Then, and only then, can one-- um, then one can... you know, I've forgotten what ritual this procedure outlines. If I remember, I'll let you know. But try it out, anyway, something is SURE to happen.
    Keep... doing whatever this ritual does, everybody!

    Clandestine Operations: Rule number one about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: DON'T POST YOUR PLANS ON THIS FORUM!
    Rule number two about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: The Quality Assurance Ninjas are everywhere.
    Rule number three about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: Mmmm... doughnuts...
    Rule number four about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: The line is "If my head were veal, which I know it is not, how much would it be worth?"
    Rule number five about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: Always ask permission. "Hey BioWare, can I plan a clandestine operation over this Forum"? That way, we'll know the threads to avoid.
    Rule number six about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: There is NO rule six.
    Rule number seven about planning a clandestine operation over this Forum: Make sure it isn't silly, or you'll have the QA guys pouncing on it faster than a very rapid thing that is prone to pouncing on things that are amusing.
    Keep planning clandestine operations, everybody!
     
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