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Lollipop Sucking for Beginners (100% non-pornographic)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    http://media.putfile.com/zuigenkreng

    I got sent this email today.

    Not sure what this is supposed to show us, I would have thought 97 seconds of watching someone eating a lollipop would be crap, but I have found myself viewing this 4 times now. She is absolutely mint. Really kissable lips.

    Can anyone spot anything new in this about lollipop eating techniques ?

    PS I swear this is 100% non pornographic, no word of a lie.
     
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    Just for the record, and of course for a little entertainment :D

    See that last word of the file: Zuigenkreng

    Well.....that means, in Dutch of course, Suck it B1tch
     
  3. kuemper Gems: 31/31
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    I didn't see anything new, BA. Then again, I didn't see anything at all. Couldn't get it to download or play or whatever.
     
  4. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Just give it a few mins, it took a while to buffer on mine as well.
     
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    God, I wish I were a lollipop :D
     
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    olimikrig Cavalier of War Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    I saw it in some weird (mainly turquoise and purple) colors :p Might be a codec prob or some such, what do I know...
     
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    @BA - It finished buffering on my system in a couple minutes. There was just no way I saw to play it. Maybe it's because I'm a woman. :nolike: :p

    I asked my hubby for help. He said it's probably the version of MediaPlayer I have. He got it to work fine.

    I don't know what the big deal is. I suck my lollipops like that all the time. ;)
     
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    It's not porn alright, i didn't get a woody. :D
     
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    Yum... i love vanilla/choc lollipops ;) :D
     
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    :yum: i have a sudden craving now....
     
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    Ya know? I truly am married - I was more concerned with what her T-shirt said: "Sweet for... WHAT?!?" :rolleyes:


    empath, :geezer:
     
  12. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    That was just weird. But she got some good lookin' lips!

    You got that right!
     
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    I wonder if she uses that same technique on icecream cones.
     
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    i saw this on big-boys.com already ;)
     
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    That's the coolest thing I have ever seen. Right Beavis?
     
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    I didn't watch it because you said it was NON-p...

    Just kidding :shake: But four times, Barmy, I say is a bit excessive.
     
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    In an ironic twist of fate, the young lady possessed a tongue coarser than 50-grit sandpaper and an unpredictable and sudden vicing of her jaw muscles. Barmy has not been seen publicly since.
     
  18. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Wow...if she can do that to a lollipop, I wonder what she could to a man! :eek: :love:

    Seriously, though...she has talent! :love: :rolling:
     
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    @Kitrax - I believe a woman would find her tongue more beneficial. :p
     
  20. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    More beneficial than what?
     
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