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***Note: We're not sure if we should put this in the SS or the CS. I said Tal would move it if he sees fit.***

Yet another classical moment of #sorcerers. I present to you, the ROTKU LEDGENDS!!!

Rotku-Played by Rotku
Everyone Else-Played by Deathmage

* Deathmage is now known as Mum
<Mum> Rotku! Wake up!
<Morgoth> hey
* Rotku wakes up with a fright
<Rotku> What!? What?!
<Mum> Rotku?!?!?!?
<Mum> School!
<Morgoth> when did the ottaman empire getbulgaria
<Rotku> Breakfast? What about breakfast!
<Mum> Stuff breakfast!
<Taza> !boot RotKU and DeathMage aka Mum
* Rotku rushes off to get breakfast
* Mystra kicks RotKU and DeathMage aka Mum with her enchanted Boot of Idiot Removal +5!
* Rotku is now known as Rotku-eating
<Rotku-eating> brb
<Mum> Eh...
* Mum is now known as Deathmage
* Morgoth has quit IRC (Quit)
<Deathmage> Yeah, spoil all our fun why don't ya
<Taza> It's not fun.
<Rotku-eating> it is!!!
<Deathmage> It is!
<Deathmage> Just watch, you nitpicking nitpick
* Rotku-eating is now known as Rotku
<Deathmage> Heya
<Deathmage> Welcome back
* Rotku grabs his school bag and runs out the door just in time to get the bus
* Deathmage is now known as BusDriver
* BusDriver drives the bus up
<BusDriver> "Get in, sonny"
<Rotku> "Sure"
<BusDriver> "Wait! The money!"
* Rotku jumps in the bus, flicking the bus driver a $1 coin and sits down next to some random person
* BusDriver is now known as RandomPerson
<Rotku> "Morning"
<RandomPerson> "Hi."
<RandomPerson> "...."
<Rotku> "Stupid old cow, that bus driver is" Rotku whispers
<RandomPerson> "See that hot chick over there? Yeah, she's Jennifer Jenniferson in Room 20."
<RandomPerson> "We call her JJ."
<Rotku> "Which one? That one there"
* Rotku points
<RandomPerson> "Yeah, the blonde one."
<Rotku> "Ah, I see"
* RandomPerson is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Hi."
<Rotku> "Er, Hi"
<JJ> ".....nice day today, huh?"
* Rotku looks out the window, then sniffs the air before replying "Yeah, now you mention it, I guess it is"
* Rotku shrugs
* JJ is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "Get off the bus!"
<Rotku> "We're there already?!?"
<BusDriver> "Yeah!"
<Rotku> "Well JJ, I'll see you around"
* Rotku jumps off the bus and runs off to class
* BusDriver is now known as BestFriendBrian
<BestFriendBrian> "Hey, R, how's it going?"
<Rotku> "Ah Brian! I ain't seen you in ages!"
<BestFriendBrian> "Yeah, I was on vacation to Bali. They say they've got this new maths teacher. Suppose to be real evil."
<BestFriendBrian> "His last name is Evel."
<Rotku> "Ah bugger! We betta get going then, got maths first"
<BestFriendBrian> "Yeah, let's go."
* Rotku and Brian run off to maths
* BestFriendBrian is now known as MrEvel
<MrEvel> "HELLO CLASS."
* MrEvel cracks whip
<Rotku> "Good morning sir!"
<MrEvel> "SIT DOWN!"
* MrEvel points to two seats with the whip
* Rotku stands up in attention and salutes "Yes sir!"
* Rotku then sits down
<Rotku> :-P
<MrEvel> "GOOD BOY. TODAY WE WILL BE LEARNING ABOUT MATHS."
<MrEvel> "1+1=4. COPY THIS DOWN IN YOUR NOTEBOOKS."
<Rotku> "What!!?"
<MrEvel> "HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY TEACHING?!?!"
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEvel> "WHAT?!"
<Rotku> "Er, Sir, we are year 11's here, not year ones"
<MrEvel> "ASK ME IF I CARE."
<MrEvel> "HAVE YOU COPIED IT DOWN IN YOUR BOOK?!"
* Rotku raises his hand again
<MrEvel> *SIGH* "WHAT?!?!"
<Rotku> "Do you care Sir?"
<MrEvel> "NO."
* Rotku raises his hand yet again
<MrEvel> "WHAAAAAT?! THIS HAS BETTER BE THE LAST TIME YOU RAISE YOUR @#$% HANDS!"
<Rotku> "We learnt that 1+1=4 10 years ago sir!"
<MrEvel> "IT'S REVISION."
* Rotku quickly finished the work before raising his and one more time
<Rotku> "Finished!"
<MrEvel> "GOOD MAN. PERHAPS YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO THE CLASS WHAT 32562342362365x37402837408234+38888888+2370127308127x2 IS THEN, USING THE SAME LOGICS."
* Rotku stands up and walks over to the white board. Snatching the marker off MrEvel Rotku starts explaining the logic of the above equation
<MrEvel> "....err..."
* MrEvel is now known as Bell
<Bell> "Ring!"
* Bell is now known as MrEvel
<Rotku> ((ooc: LOL))
<MrEvel> "OH WHAT A SHAME GO TO YOUR NEXT CLASS"
<Rotku> "YAY!"
<MrEvel> "ARE YOU YAYING ME?!"
* Rotku runs out of the room, poking his tounge at Mr Evel in the process
* MrEvel is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> While Rotku runs to his next class, he encounters JJ and her boyfriend, BullieA, and his brother BullieB.
* Narrator is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Oh, hi Rotku!"
<Rotku> "Ah JJ, have you met that new teacher!?"
<JJ> "Mr Evel? Yeah, he's odd..."
<Rotku> "What a bastered he is!"
* JJ is now known as BullieA
<BullieA> "You talkin' to ma girl?!"
<Rotku> "Oh hi A!"
<BullieA> "Don't call me that, @#$%! You wanna fight, huh?!
* BullieA pushes Rotku
* BullieA is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Stop it!"
* JJ is now known as BullieB
<BullieB> "Let's beat him up."
* Rotku pokes his tounge at A and B
<BullieB> "Roar!"
* BullieB attacks Rotku with a random pipe
* BullieB is now known as BullieB
* BullieB shouts and shrieks
* Rotku ducks the blows
* BullieB is now known as JJ
* Rotku continues to poke his tounge, while making random smart comments
<JJ> "No! Please, stop it!"
* JJ is now known as BullieA
<BullieA> "Roar!"
* BullieA attacks Rotku with a random stick
* Rotku catches the random pipe, snaps it in half on his let and continues to do the same with the random stick
<Rotku> "I agree, let's stop before we make folls of our selves"
<BullieA> "Roar! I no fool! You fool!"
* BullieA charges at Rotku at 1000KPH
* Rotku steps aside and puts his foot out, tripping up the bullie and sending him flying into a brick wall
* BullieA flies into a brick wall and out of the building
* BullieA is now known as BullieB
<BullieB> "You killed me brother, you @#$%!"
<BullieB> "I'm gonna tell the cops!"
* BullieB is now known as Cop
<Cop> "Mr. Rotku, put your weapons down at ONCE!"
* Cop is now known as cocks
* Rotku sits on the ground
* cocks is now known as cocks
* cocks is now known as cocks
<cocks> OOC: ****
* cocks is now known as Cop
* Cop cocks the gun and aims it at Rotku
* Cop is now known as Captain
<Captain> "@#$%! Come out Cop, we have a murderer here!"
* Captain is now known as VillanousBob
<Rotku> "I've done nothing Sir!"
<VillanousBob> "Mwahahaha!"
<Rotku>
* VillanousBob chucks random fireballs at buildings!
<Rotku> "Oh no! Villanous bob is back!"
<VillanousBob> "Die, ROTKU!"
* VillanousBob throws a fireball aimed at Rotku!
* VillanousBob is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Be careful!"
* JJ is now known as VillanousBob
* Rotku smiles at JJ before running into a phone box and changing into his superman uniform
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
<VillanousBob> "SUPER-ROTKU! So we meet again!"
* VillanousBob chucks fireballs at Rotku
* Super-Rotku dodges the fire ball
<Super-Rotku> "You called BullieA!"
<Super-Rotku> *killed
<VillanousBob> "Mwahahaha! So?!"
<VillanousBob> "Now the cops are after YOU as well! JOIN WITH ME, THINK OF THE DESTRUCTION WE CAN CAUSE!"
<Super-Rotku> "Never!"
<VillanousBob> "But it says here in the script I have to try to get you to join me!"
<Super-Rotku> "Oh"
* VillanousBob floats up in mid-air and laughs maniacally
* Super-Rotku flies towards Bob and pulls out his own script
<Super-Rotku> "Ah, you have the old copy
<Super-Rotku> "
<VillanousBob> "Eh?"
<Super-Rotku> "Here, I have a spare updated script in my bag
<VillanousBob> "You mean they rewrote the script without telling me?"
<VillanousBob> "Oh okay, thanks"
* Super-Rotku throws Bob the new script
<Taza> !boot both spammers
* Mystra kicks both spammers with her enchanted Boot of Idiot Removal +5!
* VillanousBob studies the script
<VillanousBob> "Now I have you, Super-Rotku!!!"
* VillanousBob chucks GREEN fireballs around!
* VillanousBob fries Taza with a fireball!
* Super-Rotku catches it before throwing it into space
<Super-Rotku> "No!"
* Taza is shadowstepped
<VillanousBob> "Err...damn"
* Taza casts Maze
<VillanousBob> "Wait, hold on."
* VillanousBob is now known as Director
<Director> "GET THAT BUM OUT OF OUR STUDIO!"
<Super-Rotku> "Leave Taza out of this Bob!"
* Director is now known as Thug
<Thug> "Yessir!"
* Thug takes Taza out
* Thug is now known as Thug
* Taza Mazes in a Tanarri
* Thug is now known as Thug
* Thug is now known as VillanousBob
<VillanousBob> "Now I have you!"
* Taza trashes the studio ti the ground
* Taza trashes the studio to the ground
* VillanousBob throws a super fireball at JJ!!!!!!"
<Super-Rotku> "No!!!!"
* VillanousBob is now known as VillanousBob
<VillanousBob> "Die!"
* Super-Rotku flies at top speed and grabs the fireball before it hits JJ
* Taza WILL complain this to the ops...
<VillanousBob> "No! Not possible!"
<Super-Rotku> "I have mastered my super poweres Bob!"
<Super-Rotku> "You are no match!"
<VillanousBob> "But...noooo!!!"
<Taza> I have nothin' against spam if it's handled like it should, but you are over-spamming
* VillanousBob is now known as Director
<Director> "Wait!"
<Taza> !boot RotKU
* Mystra kicks RotKU with her enchanted Boot of Idiot Removal +5!
<Director> "We're not spamming, this is creative"
<Taza> !boot DeathMage
* Mystra kicks DeathMage with her enchanted Boot of Idiot Removal +5!
<Director> "I'm not DeathMage, I'm Deathmage"
<Taza> You are spamming
<Taza> !boot DeathMage
<Director> "Am not"
* Mystra kicks DeathMage with her enchanted Boot of Idiot Removal +5!
<Super-Rotku> Like you never spam
<Director> "Hold on, we need to finish the show before we can talk"
* Director is now known as VillanousBob
<Taza> I spam, yea. But this goes over
<Super-Rotku> "Now I shall kill you Bob!"
<VillanousBob> "No!"
<Super-Rotku> "you shall not harm any one ever again!"
<VillanousBob> "Spare me the drama."
* Super-Rotku jumps into bob making him blow up like the agents on the matrixs do
* VillanousBob blows up!
* VillanousBob is now known as JJ
<JJ> "My hero!"
* JJ rushes up and gives Rotku a big kiss
<Taza> And there's no females in the play, hmm? Sounds like ya all are twisted...
<Super-Rotku> "Now the world is free of villins once again!"
* JJ is now known as Principal
* Super-Rotku flies down to JJ
<Principal> "What the hell is going on here?!"
* Super-Rotku changes back into Rotku
* Super-Rotku is now known as Rotku
<Principal> "Well? I want an explanation, Rotku."
<Rotku> "Er, sir. It was Bob sir!"
<Principal> "Who?"
<Principal> "We don't have a Bob at our school."
<Rotku> "He came and nearly killed JJ!"
<Rotku> "Villanous Bob!"
<Principal> "Eh?"
* Rotku stares into the Principals eyes and uses his super powers to wipe the principals memory
<Rotku> "It was just an earthquake sir"
<Principal> "Oh, okay."
* Principal wonders off
<Rotku> "Nothing to worry about, no one was hurt"
<Principal> "Good."
* Principal is now known as JJ
* JJ smiles at Rotku
<Rotku>
<JJ> "Let's go home."
<Rotku> "I agree."
* JJ is now known as WealthyBusinessMan
<WealthyBusinessMan> "I'm JJ's dad. Hi."
<Rotku> "Oh, hi. I'm Rotku, nice meeting you Sir"
* WealthyBusinessMan is now known as Narrator
<Taza> !boot RotKU AND DeathMage till they shut up
* Mystra kicks RotKU AND DeathMage till they shut up with her enchanted Boot of Idiot Removal +5!
<Narrator> And even though Villanous Bob is defeated, Evil Jim is still out there...and plots.
<Narrator> THE END!
<Rotku> Rotku's Ledgends: End of scene 1
<Taza> Oh, what the hell. I'm off.
<Rotku> Bye
<Narrator> Bye
<Narrator> It's Legends...
<Rotku> Ah shut up!
<Rotku> I can't spell!
* Narrator is now known as Credits
* Taza is now known as Taza_away_cause_DMandRotKu_are
* Credits rolls
* Taza_away_cause_DMandRotKu_are is now known as Taza_away
* Credits is now known as Deathmage

 

Oh the pain!

You are idiots. Blathering idiots.

 

This was in NO WAY a Sorcerers Place Arrr!tful Minds guild event. DeathMage and Rotku are both idiots for doing this...

There was:
E-A-sleep, not there really.
Me, opposing this.
DeathMage, the overspammer trying to outspam chev.
And Rotku, who isn't even a real member of Sorcerer's Place Arrr!tful Minds IMO!

 

Bloody hell, it's Deathmage, not DeathMage! Deathmage! Deathmage! Not DeathMage!

*cough*

Anyway, wasn't that lovely. There'll be a sequel too.

 

OMFG! Not when i'm there, please?

And i know you are DeathMage, Dm.

 

*runs out and preorders copies of Rotku-Ledgends 2, buys rotku legends DVD, becomes total fanboy, memorizes episode*

I just hope no-one else saw that

[ October 20, 2003, 11:20: Message edited by: Manus ]

 

I love you too, Manus.

Oh, and it's Ledgends. We're making fun of Rotku's spelling .

 

* Casts Banishment on the fiend torturing Manus to do this

* Casts False Dawn

 

I can't believe I made an ass out of myself in front of the director AND actor of VillanousBob.

I just can't go on. The shame, oh the terrible, terrible shame.

And he actually spoke to me!

*still recovering from laughter*

 

*pats Manus on the back* It's okay, lad, we all make our mistakes sometimes. Plus, I'm also the actor of almost everything else...

 

*sigh of relief*

 

A brilliant Sorcerer's Place Arrr!tful Minds show. Would have been better is Taza hadn't kept interrupting *glares at Taza*

 

Marvelous, I can't believe that Taza is opposing this. Shame on you.

 

Whew, that's really insane !!