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Kerry and Dido

Discussion in 'Alley of Dangerous Angles' started by Grey Magistrate, Sep 19, 2004.

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    I've been listening to WAAAY too much Dido, clearly. Do you know how few words rhyme with "George", "Bush", and "W"?!?

    Anyone else with more clever lyrics is invited to contribute. I would note that "Cheney" also matches "Mary", so this could be turned leftist pret' easily. How about "Vote for Rent" against special interests (on either side)? "White Flag" vis-a-vis the Iraq war?


    [to the tune of "Mary's in India"]


    Kerry is only
    a bit short of victory.

    His race to lose, but
    he needs two states, or three.

    He shuffled his staff - well,
    he gave his campaign quite a push.

    And as the sun rises on Kerry,
    It sets on Bush.

    And just poll.
    And just track.
    And just win the states he'll
    probably never get a chance to seek.


    Kerry's not voting -
    The Senate won't let him in.

    They checked through the past, his
    record is definitely thin.

    He says he's pro-war,
    anti-war, pro-muddle-through.

    And as the sun rises on Kerry,
    It sets on W.

    And just poll.
    And just track.
    And just win the states he'll
    probably never get a chance to seek.


    President Bush crashed New York
    and they clapped for him.

    He talked about you, Kerry,
    and how much Zell loathed you still.

    The polls say he's packed up your states
    and your voters and such.

    And as the sun sets on Kerry
    It rises on Bush

    And he polled
    And he tracked
    And he'll get some states he
    probably never thought that he could win.


    Don't worry, Kerry -
    Bush is taking care of Cheney
    with November's victory.
     
    Grey Magistrate, Sep 19, 2004
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