Important Questions

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1)A series of Discworld cartoons, directed and created by Matt Groening. Yes or no?

2)Who is your favourite Futurama character?

3)Favourite movie/program/cartoon/tv show quote?

4)Would hover cars help reduce traffic? Or would they just cause higher fatality levels in accidents?

5)What religious backround do you come from?

6)Who was the greatest French Monarch?

7)What does AEMMA stand for?

8)Name the ten greatest influences on your life.

9)What is better? Tomato ketchup or Horse riding.

10) Muscles or Brains?


Believe it or not these Questions have been developed by me and a friend as an accurate personality tester. so answer them.

 

I'll answer, though I'm not sure I want you and your friend psychoanalyzing me!

1: No to Groenig doing it.

2: The Doctor who is like a sentient lobster or whatever he is.

3)Favourite movie/program/cartoon/tv show quote?
All men die, not every man truly lives (Braveheart)


4)Would hover cars help reduce traffic? Or would they just cause higher fatality levels in accidents? GIven the dropping IQs in the civilized world, I say more deaths.

5)What religious backround do you come from?
I'm a Mormon, as most here know to their sorrow.

6)Who was the greatest French Monarch?
I'd say Charlamagne(sp), but for leader, I'd go with Napolean, but since he wasn't a monarch . . .

7)What does AEMMA stand for? No F*****G clue.

8)Name the ten greatest influences on your life.
Dad, Mom, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, Winston Churchill, Pierre Trudeau, Brigham Young, Spencer W. Kimball, my grade 12 social studies teacher, and Danny DeVito (no joke!)

9)What is better? Tomato ketchup or Horse riding.
Umm, wow, weird question. I'll go with the ketchup, since I use it a lot more than I go riding.

10) Muscles or Brains?
Brains.

 

1) Matt Groening could do a cartoon about paint drying and I'd watch it. The man's a genius. Count me in.

2) Been a while since I've seen it...but I remember being fond of the robot.

3) Homer Simpson (singing): "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

4) Higher fatality.

5) Mormon.

6) No idea.

7) Academy of European Medieval Martial Arts (thanks, Google!)

8) My brother Scott, Mother, Father, my girlfriend, Briant Marcum (graphic artist you've never heard of), Lars Ulrich, Dave Grohl (to explain the last 2, I'm a drummer), can't think of anyone else at the moment.

9) Ketchup.

10) Brains.

Ok then...I'm ready for my results.

 

1: Nah...

2: Hmmm...either Bender, or Dr. Zoidberg!

3): "Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse."
~Braveheart

4): Probably both.

5): What religious background do you come from?
I'm a Mormon, same as LKD

6): That one guy that liked to say, "Suk Mi Blu"

7): Americans Earning Minimum Money Association???

8): Mom, Dad, my brother Brent, Raymond Laws III, Chris Detrick, Homer Simpson, my g/f, Joseph Smith, and others...

9): I like to suck on Ketchup packets while riding horses.

10): Brains...there's nothing more satisfying than making a really strong guy feel like a complete moron! Who makes more money: a bodybuilder, or a brain surgeon? Oh by the way, you can not have both because according to the "Test the Nation" show on FOX, bodybuilders tied the blonds at dead last!

 

1)A series of Discworld cartoons, directed and created by Matt Groening. Yes or no?

Who is Matt Groening ? Edit: After Kitrax hint: NO.

2)Who is your favourite Futurama character?

Ahm, I don't watch that and the Simpsons neither, so no clue what characters there are.

3)Favourite movie/program/cartoon/tv show quote?

Buffy: Yeah, sure.

4)Would hover cars help reduce traffic? Or would they just cause higher fatality levels in accidents?

Reduce Traffic

5)What religious backround do you come from?

Presbyterian/Catholic (Mixed)

6)Who was the greatest French Monarch?

Napoleon

7)What does AEMMA stand for?

Air Eearth Moon Mars Apollo

8)Name the ten greatest influences on your life.

My Grand-Ma, my Ma, Jean-Luc Picard, Ghengis Khan, Robbie Williams, My secondary-grade teacher for teaching me what hate is, Eminem, Franz Kafka, Gregor von Rezzori, Eric J. Hobsbawm

9)What is better? Tomato ketchup or Horse riding.

Ketchup

10) Muscles or Brains?

Muscles

 

He's the guy who created The Simpsons, and other great cartoons!

 

Answers:

1) :Me and my friend stupidly decided that everyone in the world either liked Futurama, Simpsons or Terry Pratchett. (or any combination).: Therefore:
yes? comprimising. No? conservative.

2)Your personality is defined by Characters you like.
Leela: Opinionated
Fry: Unorigional
Bender: Rebellious
Dr Zoidberg: Caring
Amy: Horny
Farnsworth: Manic
Zapp Brannigan: Comic
Kif: Sympathetic
Scruffy: Elusive
Nibbler: Curious
Hermes: Jamacian

3)No rule, just interesting.

4)Glass half full half empty question in a different (and badly written) format.

5)This question makes the questionaire look proffesional, when in fact the whole thign is rubbish!

6)
Charlemagne: Your Nostalgic
Francis I: Your powerful
Henry IV: Your intelligent
Louis XIV: Your evil
Napoleon: Your Wrong (think about it!)
Hugh Capet: Your sensible
Any other monarchs with descriptions would be welcome.

7)If you:
Knew it: You are wise
Didn't know it: You are normal
Found it out: You are inquisitive

8)Again just pure interest.

9)This questions is based on me and my best friends theory that the entire world is split into two camps.
Those who are fat. (my friend)
Those who ride horses. (me)
Therefore this questions exists to establish which group you are in.

10)
Brains: You are more muscle than Brains.
Muscle: You are more Brains than muscle.


This quiz is, of course, a load of rubbish, but i was bored and i decided to have a stab at it. Say what you will, but now i still want people to answer HONESTLY and not look up what bits they like in this post before answering!!!!

 

I think Napoleon was a monarch, like empress Victoria was a monarch.

 

1) Sure.

2) Bender.

3) "The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing The World He Didn't Exist"

4) Don’t Get Hover Cars. Get Speedsters like in Star wars

5) Roman Catholic

6) That short fat one. Who’s name sounds like a Cake.

7) I have No Idea.

8) Parents, Friends, Older Brother, and other people.

9) Depends who is riding the horse.

10) Muscles or Brains? On who a female or a male?

 

1 - A series of Discworld cartoons? For the love of good, NO!! That crap needs to be crushed, and fast.

2 - Zapp may be hilarious on many levels, Bender may appeal to many drunks, and Zoidberg may be side-splittingly pathetic, but for all-round stupidity, memorable lines, and for the way he interacts with everyone else, it's just gotta be Fry. (Plus, Billy West is a GENIUS)

3 - Far too many to choose from.

4 - Instead of just accidents on one level, we'd have several more levels on which to have accidents, plus there would be many more cars to crash, and think about landing, and aeroplanes getting in the way, and birds, and how would you control it??

5 - My background is faintly protestant.

6 - Charlamagne, 'cos he invented paladins.

7 - Americans are Evil Malignant Murderous Asses. (j'k )

8 - Mum, Dad, The Simpsons, Futurama, My Year 9 English Teacher, My First Girlfriend, My Year 11 History Teacher, REM, My Computer, Nostalgia.

9 - Ketchup.

10 - Your brain IS a muscle, foo. But still brains.

 

1) Yes
2) Bender
3) "Respect my f*cking authorita!" from Southpark or "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" from LOTR.
4) Reduce traffic(but not greatly)
5) If you mean in which god I beleive then I'm an atheist. If you mean in which god my family, friends etc belive in, they're Orthodox Christians.
6) The only French monarch I know is Charlemagne...so I'll say him.
7) I don't know
8) Boy Scouting, my family, my friends, Tolkien, CRPGs(BG1&2, IWD1&2, NWN), D&D, that's all I think.
9) I like neither tomato ketchup nor horse riding but I'll say ketchup.
10) Nowadays: brains, in the past: muscles.

 

Naspoleon was an emperor, head of a republic. And Monarch has to be head of a Monarchy.

And who the hell is empress Victoria. All i know is QUEEN Victoria of Britain.

 

1)A series of Discworld cartoons, directed and created by Matt Groening. Yes or no? YES, but I don't know what discworld is!

2)Who is your favourite Futurama character? Zap Brannigan

3)Favourite movie/program/cartoon/tv show quote?
I'm not not licking frogs...

4)Would hover cars help reduce traffic? Or would they just cause higher fatality levels in accidents? High Fatalities, but probably more humourous ones!

5)What religious backround do you come from? Prostestant/Catholic (It's true! No wonder they divorced quickly!!)

6)Who was the greatest French Monarch? Charles "The Hammer" Martel

7)What does AEMMA stand for? I dunno

8)Name the ten greatest influences on your life.
Women
music
TV
peer pressure
the possibility of sex
Sports
History Books
alcohol
money
the drive for success
double dog dares

9)What is better? Tomato ketchup or Horse riding. Horse Riding

10) Muscles or Brains? A nice mix of the two

 

Republic is a state which has no Monarch as head of state. The Roman Republic ended, as Octavian became Emperor. -> Octavian was a Monarch, title: Emperor, Rome an "Empire". France ceased to be a republic, as Napoleon crowned himself emperor. France was an Empire then.

Sidenote: I am not happy with the lack of good definitions on the net. The one above isn't that good and correct. When does someone put a decent lexica into the net. Without having to pay for usage. Never. Dam.

Oh, it's my favourite British Queen/Empress.

And by the way, not the only one in the British Roaly family who held the dual-title King/Emperor. Her beloved grandson did the same.

Picture me.

[ June 19, 2003, 17:04: Message edited by: Yago ]

 

1)A series of Discworld cartoons, directed and created by Matt Groening. Yes or no?

No idea. Gummy bears for me.

2)Who is your favourite Futurama character?

No idea what Futurama is. My favourite characters differ per book genre or film type.

3)Favourite movie/program/cartoon/tv show quote?

Star wars ones. Particularly "let the force be with you, young Skywalker, but you're not a Jedi yet"

4)Would hover cars help reduce traffic? Or would they just cause higher fatality levels in accidents?

Some risk reduced, some other risk increased, some eliminated, some introduced.

5)What religious backround do you come from?

Roman Catholic.

6)Who was the greatest French Monarch?

Charlemagne.

Corrections:

Napolean was a monarch, whether a legal one or not. He was the Emperor of French Empire and the King of Italy plus some other more or less nonsense titles.

Empress Victoria is Queen Victoria, who in the year 1876 was declared the Empress of India. Not by the Indians, of course.

Disclaimer: Whenever I use the term King or Queen with reference to a British head of state after the year 1688 it's for identification purpose only. Long live King James!

Charles Martel (Martel=hammer) was not a monarch, he was a maiordomus, more or less equivalent to stewart (like in Scotland or Gondor ) and a hereditary one. Only Pepin, his son and the father of Charlemagne became king in 751.

7)What does AEMMA stand for?

I have no idea, but I would certainly check it if I cared enough and if I could put this knowledge to some use.

8)Name the ten greatest influences on your life.

God, religion, the way I was brought up (or rather brought up myself), choices I've made, somewhat peculiar life experience, books I've read

9)What is better? Tomato ketchup or Horse riding.

What sort of comparison is this? Ketchup must be spicy and I've never riden a horse. Give me computer or booze if there's no computer or a woman if there's no possibility for the obtaining of the former two.

10) Muscles or Brains?

Brains all the way. Although it's quite possible that I'm more about wisdom than intelligence per d&d criteria. Don't that charisma is what helps you avoid the need for the use of both

 

Wilhelm II????

Oh come on i have just done an exam on German unification.
Germany didn't exist until 1871, he was made emperor of germany then. he inherited it as a seperate title.

Same as Viccy, her empress title was seperate.

Chev! buddy pal! help your old mate Poodle out here with some historical knowledge!

 

Ahm, Whilhem I, a.k.a. Wilhelm I of Prussia, was the emperor you mean. Wilhelm the II, a.k.a. Wilhelm II of Prussia, was the son of emperor Frederick III ("the great hope", who died of cancer, soon as he herited the throne) and Empress Vicky. Wilhelm I is the one who died very old, Wilhelm II was the one, who had physical traumas from a very complicated birth and couldn't move his arm.

 

well whatever, the kaiser is different from a monarch.

Napoleon was not a monarch!!!

 

Just believe me, an emperor is a monarch. One who rules alone, but has some legitimacy, which makes a difference to an average despot. It's just a differnce in title, a Shah is a monarch too. The emperor of Japan is a monarch too. And so on.

mon -> Single one
archy -> rules

only a single one rules -> monarchy

The title must not be king or queen.

Sidenote: My favourite theory about the reasons for World war one is, that Wilhelm II always felt belittled by the rest of his family, got angry and wanted revenge. And it wasn't at all about an ostrich who got hungry.

[ June 19, 2003, 23:35: Message edited by: Yago ]