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How much of a dirty wench/jerk are you?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by chevalier, May 14, 2004.

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  1. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    chevalier, May 14, 2004
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  2. Register Gems: 29/31
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    Didn't do it, you had to register to do it.
     
    Register, May 14, 2004
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  3. Faragon Gems: 25/31
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    Wow, does having pets that aren't mammals make you a jerk? Never thought that my goldfish'd make me qualify as a jerk. Several other questions also made me doubt the validity of this test.

    32% (53% of the world is jerkier than me.)
     
    Faragon, May 14, 2004
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  4. Alavin

    Alavin If I wanted your view, I'd read your entrails Veteran

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    12% jerk. Hurrah! 98% of people are jerkier than me!
     
    Alavin, May 14, 2004
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  5. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    19% Wench!
    That's lower than the worldwide average of 36%!
    5% less wenchy than you — 2% equal to you — 93% wenchier than you

    I suppose that's good. Still means I'm a bit of one though :mommy:
     
    8people, May 14, 2004
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  6. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I don't believe goldfish, parrots etc make you a jerk. I think they meant amphibiae or reptiles - like my tortoise ;)
     
    chevalier, May 14, 2004
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  7. joacqin

    joacqin Confused Jerk Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I am 60% jerk!
    92% less jerky than you — 1% as jerky as you — 7% jerkier than you

    I am a bad mofo! :evil:
     
    joacqin, May 14, 2004
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  8. JSBB Gems: 31/31
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    17% Jerk
     
    JSBB, May 15, 2004
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  9. Wiegraf Folles Gems: 6/31
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    17% jerk
     
    Wiegraf Folles, May 15, 2004
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  10. Laiwethel Gems: 23/31
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    41% Wench. 67% less wenchtastic than me, 3% equal to me, 30% wenchier than me. What did I do?
     
    Laiwethel, May 15, 2004
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  11. Faerus Stoneslammer Gems: 16/31
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    35% jerk...49% less jerky than me; 5% as jerky as me; and 46% jerkier than me.

    A tad ridiculous...(I'd love to see what my friends thought of these results...)
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, May 15, 2004
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  12. Mystra's Chosen Gems: 22/31
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    I am certifiably... 45 percent jerk
     
    Mystra's Chosen, May 15, 2004
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  13. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    This is a little embarassing, since I mostly answered the questions candidly...but...
    Fear me.

    :confused:
     
    Hacken Slash, May 15, 2004
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    Heh, if anything, my bearded dragons made me a complete wuss :) At times when I see them I go "awww, so cute!" just like a little girl. :shake:
     
    Faragon, May 15, 2004
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    The results are in... you are certifiably: 23% Jerk! That's higher than the worldwide average of 2%! Compared to others...

    16% less jerky than you — 3% as jerky as you — 81% jerkier than you
     
    Jaguar, May 15, 2004
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    Pfeh, register just to take one, trivial test? No thanks.
     
    Wordplay, May 15, 2004
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  17. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    @Hacken Slash: that's probably because you're Catholic ;)
     
    chevalier, May 15, 2004
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  18. reepnorp

    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    45% jerk for me, and I'm only 15!
     
    reepnorp, May 15, 2004
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    I'm 40% jerk apparantly ... ah well, it kept me entertained for all of 10 minutes
     
    Sniper, May 15, 2004
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  20. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] The results are in... you are certifiably:

    49% Jerk!
    That's higher than the worldwide average of 3%!
    Compared to others...



    79% less jerky than you — 2% as jerky as you — 19% jerkier than you
    Of the 4,343,330 test takers so far...


    61% like to drink.
    44% gamble.
    40% would lie for sex.
    46% have cheated.
    14% would have sex with a relative.
    And 38% hate homosexuals, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone.
    Guys who drink coffee are MORE likely to cheat in a relationship.
    Guys who have been with prostitutes are MORE likely to have smelly armpits.
    Catholics are MORE likely to spit on you.
    Tattooed guys are MORE likely to know who their real fathers are.
    And the last few test takers had this to say about not getting what they want:
    "work harder"
    "that is ok"
    ""
    "whatever"
    "sucks for me"
     
    Sir Belisarius, May 16, 2004
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