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How big is your penis?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Sorvo, Jul 17, 2003.

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  1. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Sorvo, Jul 17, 2003
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    Man this question was THE question among boys when i was 15 or 16 around there i can't remember exactly :D . We are talking about the major anxiety among the boys for our capabilities :cool:
    It was fun then ;)
     
    Mithrantir, Jul 17, 2003
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    Sorvo, you agreed to stop asking me this question!
     
    Jack Funk, Jul 17, 2003
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    I realize that this question is terribly important to you, guys, but does this really belong in The Alley? :bigeyes:
     
    Rallymama, Jul 17, 2003
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    The only difference between me and Ron Jeremy is that I can act!
     
    Late-Night Thinker, Jul 17, 2003
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  6. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    You men... you men. That's all I can say.

    But that article had me laughing my ass off. :D
     
    Arabwel, Jul 17, 2003
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  7. chevalier

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    It's a bit like with paladins. Some of us compare the length of jousting lances at tournaments, but what truly matters is style and proficiency. Usually Errants stick out because they receive free jousting lance specialisation and free jousting non-weapon proficiency at start.
     
    chevalier, Jul 17, 2003
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    Lol, poor Peter; having to expose his his . :shake:
     
    Wordplay, Jul 17, 2003
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    It makes me and my girlfriend happy, thats all I know.
     
    Benan, Jul 17, 2003
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  10. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I'm only about 3 inches.... from the ground. :cool:
     
    Death Rabbit, Jul 17, 2003
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  11. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Poor bunny. Don't you regret being unable to survive an erection unlike most normal-length people?
     
    chevalier, Jul 17, 2003
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  12. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Still here. Takes a little practice and a bit of yoga, but I manage. Thank you for your concern.
     
    Death Rabbit, Jul 17, 2003
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  13. Beren

    Beren Lovesick and Lonely Wanderer Staff Member Member of the Week Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Good one Rallymama! ;) lol!
     
    Beren, Jul 17, 2003
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  14. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Wow, just imagine how that guy must have felt when the doctor said, "Ummm, well Sir, even with Viagra you are still fairly 'horizontally challenged'..." :eek:
    I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I mean, if I had shortcommings in that area, I wouldn't want it all over the news! :rolleyes: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Jul 17, 2003
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  15. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Yes, I also feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for every man falsely accused in a similar fassion. Note that not everyone is able to prove the woman's claim so apparently false - most of men have normal size reproductive organs.

    It's awful that such a mean ***** is allowed to compensate for her problems with such mockery. Please have a look at the 'healthy sexual life' bit. Doesn't it sound familiar?

    Not that I've ever been accused in a court or have a horizontal problem but I've had some of this (the whole thought up mock accusation thing) and I know how irritating and stressing it can be... Distressed abused women, heh.

    [ July 17, 2003, 22:24: Message edited by: chevalier ]
     
    chevalier, Jul 17, 2003
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  16. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Or at the very least, I'd hate to have THAT particular shortcoming (pun intended) exhonorate me from guilt.

    "No, your honor. He's innocent. His dick's too small to be guilty."

    I can just imagine if Johnny Cochrane was his attorney...

    "If his weener is little, there must be acquittal!"
    "If he has a small schlong, he ain't in the wrong!"
    "If he's got a small weenie, he's surely no meanie!"
    "If he's not hung low, then let the man go!"

    God bless you, Johnny Cochrane. :thumb:
     
    Death Rabbit, Jul 17, 2003
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  17. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Sorvo, Jul 17, 2003
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    Justice is served.

    Good ones Death Rabbit.
     
    The Great Snook, Jul 18, 2003
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  19. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    Well I don't have one,so smaller than yours! :lol:

    The name of that guy sounds like one of those spoof books "Frying, by Asteak"
     
    Shell, Jul 18, 2003
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    it really is amzing, so many people have a fasination w/ penis's here.
     
    Icingdeath45, Jul 20, 2003
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