Hakuna Matata (and others) -- SP Version

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#sorcerers happenings. Again. Arn't I just the greatest?

<Deathmage> Let's sing a song
<Aikanaro> Hakuna matata!
<Deathmage> Yay!
<Deathmage> What a wonderful phrase!
<Deathmage> hold on, then we need to sort out roles!
<Rotku> Hakuna matata, ain't no passing phase!
<Rotku> it means no worried!
<Rotku> for the rest of our days
<Avarahtar> you don't even know the song
<Deathmage> Roles, roles!
<CyberCheynne> back
<Avarahtar> and you started in the middle!
<Rotku> it's a problem free, philosophy
<Deathmage> Yeah!
<Deathmage> Stop!
<Deathmage> You got it wrong!
<Deathmage> A lot wrong, in fact
<Rotku> Shut up!
<Deathmage> Hold on
* Deathmage goes find lyrics
<Rotku> lol
<CyberCheynne> .mmm...this room is pretty scary aswell...as long as we don't break into ''Kumaya My Lord..Kumaya'' - I'll stay...
<Deathmage>
<Rotku> I've got the music to it downstairs, as in music notes thingy
<Aikanaro> I've got it somewhere too
<Deathmage> Hold on
<Deathmage> Why look
<Aikanaro> but for baritone sax
<Deathmage> When you can find it on the great internet?
<Deathmage> I have the music on my computer
<Avarahtar> Rotku, it's called "sheet music"
<Deathmage> Aha!
<Deathmage> LOL!
<Deathmage> Funny, Ava
<Aikanaro> LOL
<Deathmage> http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thelionkingmusical/hakunamatata.htm
<Rotku> Well I knew what I was talking about so that's all that matters
<Deathmage> Hmm...three singers
<Deathmage> Who wants to be Simba, raise thy hand!
<CyberCheynne> ....which of the games you guys into on this site? or are you into the book reviews/ fantasy writing?
<Deathmage> ...we're into singing Hakuna Matata
<Deathmage> Erm, well
<Deathmage> www.sorcerers.net
<Deathmage> Go look there, my padawan
* Rotku raises his hand
<Deathmage> Okay
<Deathmage> You, Simba!
* Deathmage points to Rotku
* Aikanaro does likewise
* Deathmage points to Aiky
<Deathmage> You, Pumbaa!
<Aikanaro> Woot!
* CyberCheynne has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<Deathmage> See, we scared him off :/
<Rotku>
<Deathmage> Okay, who do you want to be Aiky?
<Aikanaro> Excellent
<Aikanaro> Pumba!
<Deathmage> Okay then
<Deathmage> Everyone ready?!
<Aikanaro> go dammit!
<Deathmage> Hakuna Matata!
<Deathmage> What a wonderful phrase!
<Aikanaro> Hakuna Matata!
<Rotku> oh sorry, I need to open the page
<Deathmage> Aaaargh!
* Deathmage slaps Rotku around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmage> Restart
<Aikanaro> Fool!
<Deathmage> Fool!
<Rotku> got it!
<Deathmage> NOW can we start?
<Rotku> Sure, if you want
<Deathmage> Hakuna Matata!
<Deathmage> What a wonderful phrase!
<Aikanaro> Hakuna Matata!
<Aikanaro> Ain't no passing craze!
<Deathmage> It means no worries
<Deathmage> For the rest of your days
* SorvoBeerFood is now known as Sorvo
<Deathmage> It's our problem-free philosophyyyy
<Aikanaro> Hakuna Matata
<Deathmage> Hakuna matata
<Rotku> It means no worries for the rest of your days
<Deathmage> Ehh...
<Rotku> opps
* Sorvo worries
<Aikanaro> What the hell?
<Rotku> I'm one line ahead
<Deathmage> *sighs*
<Deathmage> Just continue
<Rotku> Hakuna Matata?
<Aikanaro> Yeah, it's our motto
* Sorvo is now known as SorvoIWD
<Rotku> What's a motto?
<Deathmage> Nothin'! What's a-motto with you?!
<Aikanaro> Those two words will solve all your problems.
<Deathmage> That's right. Take Pumbaa here.
<Deathmage> Why...when he was a young warthog!
<Aikanaro> When I was a young warthog!
<Deathmage> Very nice.
<Aikanaro> Thanks.
<Deathmage> He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
<Deathmage> He could clean the savannah after every meal
<Aikanaro> I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick skinned
<Aikanaro> And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
<Aikanaro> And, oh, the shame!
<Deathmage> He was ashamed!
<Aikanaro> Thought of changin' my name
<Deathmage> What's in a name!
<Aikanaro> And I got downhearted
<Deathmage> How did ya feel!
<Aikanaro> Ev'ry time that I
<Deathmage> Hey Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
<Aikanaro> Oh, sorry
<Deathmage> Hakuna matata!
<Aikanaro> What a wonderful phrase!
<Deathmage> Hakuna matata!
<Aikanaro> Ain't no passing craze!
<Rotku> It means no worries for the rest of your days
<Deathmage> Yeah, sing it kid!
<Deathmage> It's our problem free philosophy
<Aikanaro> Hakuna matata!
<Rotku> Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
<Deathmage> Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata!
<Aikanaro> Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata!
<Rotku> Hakuna Matata! Hakuna --
<Rotku> It means no worries for the rest of your days
<Deathmage> It's our problem free philosophyyyyyy
<Aikanaro> Hakuna matata
<Deathmage> Hakuna matata
<Aikanaro> I say 'Hakuna'
<Deathmage> I say 'matata'
<Deathmage> ...YAY!
<Aikanaro> Yayzenesseness!
<Deathmage> WOOHOO!
<Deathmage> We rock!
<Aikanaro> And so striketh the Sorcerer's Place Artful Minds guild

[ November 27, 2003, 11:29: Message edited by: Deathmage ]

 

Woah, that must have been the slowest day ever.

 

I....I think I'm still sleeping...yeah...

Anyway That's very funny Bravo! Bravo!

 

Well that's one way to scare away a potential SP guest

Pretty funny though

 

Now I remember why I stopped chatting... But a great piece of art.

 

Deathmage, so that is how you get your word count so damned high! But when did this take place, what time I mean? I want to know why am I never there when this stuff happens. I tried to be patriotic in making SP out of Arrr!s, but noooo, the spaces didn't fit. Next time you do that, gimme a call man!

 

Heh, I'm glad I didn't get into that conversation My one action says it all!

 

Bah, you are insane, all of you!

*laughs her head off*

 

Beware, for more is coming.

 

More SPAM fun brought to you by yours truly.

<Deathmage> Hmmm...hey, what about the "I Just Can't Wait to be King?"
<Deathmage> That's a two-people song
<Rotku> bye bye!
<Aikanaro> hmm, yeah, but it does suck
<Rotku> Have fun singing!
<Rotku>
* Rotku has quit IRC (Quit: From here to there, from there to here, funny things are everywhere.)
<Aikanaro> cya
<Deathmage> Awww
<Deathmage> We could have used a Nala
<Aikanaro> Well, there are a ****load of two people love songs... :-/
<Aikanaro> Taza!
<Deathmage> TAZA'S COMING!
<Deathmage> Yeah!
<Deathmage> But no love songs between you and me, no way
<Aikanaro> Agreed
<Deathmage> Mutual love, isn't it great?
* Taza has joined #sorcerers
<Deathmage> TAZA!
<Aikanaro> Taza!
<Mystra> [Taza] The only ones free are the mentally ill.
<Deathmage> Do you know the song Gaston?!
<Aikanaro> We have a job for you
<Taza> Hi Ya All... What?
<Aikanaro> From Beauty and the Beast
<Deathmage> Yeah
<Taza> !seen Slith
<Mystra> Taza, Slith (~Slith333@68.215.234.171) was last seen quitting #sorcerers 2 days 3 hours 2 minutes ago (24.11. 21:01) stating "Ping timeout" after spending 30 minutes there.
<Taza> Nopies... we have crappy translators here.
<Deathmage> Roar!
<Aikanaro> BLAH!
<Aikanaro> Kill 'im!
<Aikanaro> Gather your angry mobs!
<Deathmage> Roar!
<Deathmage> Funny
<Deathmage> I'm listening to the Mob Song
<Deathmage> Kill the beast! Kill the beast!
<Aikanaro> The beast will make off with your children!
<Deathmage> *gasps*
<Aikanaro> He'll come after them in the night!
<Deathmage> No!
<Aikanaro> We're not safe until his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the beast!
<Deathmage> Kill him!
<Deathmage> We're not safe until he's dead!
<Deathmage> He'll come stalking us at night!
<Deathmage> Set to sacrifice our childrens to his monstrous appetite!
<Deathmage> He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
<Sorvo> Hey Taza
<Aikanaro> So it's time to take some action boys
<Aikanaro> It's time to follow me!
* Sorvo is now known as SorvoIWD
<Aikanaro> Through the mist
<Aikanaro> Through the woods
<Aikanaro> Through the darkness and the shadows
<Aikanaro> It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
<Aikanaro> Say a prayer
<Aikanaro> Then we're there
<Aikanaro> At the drawbridge of a castle
<Aikanaro> And there's truly something terrible inside
<Aikanaro> It's a beast
<Aikanaro> He's got fangs
<Aikanaro> Razor sharp ones
<Aikanaro> Massive paws
<Aikanaro> Killer claws for the feast
* Taza has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<Aikanaro> Hear him roar
<Aikanaro> See him foam
* Taza has joined #sorcerers
<Aikanaro> But we're not coming home
<Aikanaro> 'Til he's dead
<Aikanaro> Kill the beast!
<Deathmage> No! I won't let you do this!
<Aikanaro> If you're not with us, you're against us! Bring the old man!
<Deathmage> Get your hands off me!
<Aikanaro> We can't have them running off to warn the creature.
<Deathmage> Let us out!
<Aikanaro> We'll rid the village of this Beast. Who's with me?!
<Deathmage> I am!
<Deathmage> I am!
<Deathmage> I am!
<Deathmage> Light your torch
<Deathmage> Mount your horse
<Aikanaro> Screw your courage to the sticking place
<Deathmage> We're counting on Gaston to lead the way!
<Deathmage> Though a mist
<Deathmage> Though a wood
<Deathmage> Where within a haunted castle
<Deathmage> Something's lurking that you don't see every day!
* Taza has left #sorcerers
* Taza has joined #sorcerers
<Mystra> [Taza] The only ones free are the mentally ill.
<Deathmage> It's a beast!
<Deathmage> One as big as a mountain
<Deathmage> We won't rest
<Deathmage> 'till he's good and deceased
<Deathmage> Sally forth
<Deathmage> Tally ho
<Deathmage> Grab your sword
<Deathmage> Grab your bow
<Deathmage> Praise the Lord and here we go!
<Aikanaro> We'll lay siege to the castle and bring back his head!
<Deathmage> I have to warn the best! This is all my fault! Oh papa, what am I going to go?
<Deathmage> Now, now, we'll think of something...
<Deathmage> We don't like
<Deathmage> What we don't understand
<Deathmage> In fact it scares us
<Deathmage> And this monster is mysterious at least
<Deathmage> Bring your guns
<Deathmage> Bring your knives
<Deathmage> Save your children and your wives
<Deathmage> We'll save the village and our lives
<Deathmage> We'll kill the Beast!!
<Aikanaro> I knew it! It was foolish to get our hopes up.
<Deathmage> Maybe it would have been better if she never came at all.
<Deathmage> Could it be?!
<Deathmage> Is it she?!
<Deathmage> Sacre bleu! Invaders!
<Aikanaro> Encroachers!
<Deathmage> And they have the mirror!
<Aikanaro> Warn the master! If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them! Who's with me?
<Aikanaro> Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the Beast is mine!
<Deathmage> Hearts ablaze
<Deathmage> Banners high
<Deathmage> We go marching into battle
<Deathmage> Unafraid although the danger just increased!
<Deathmage> Raise the flag
<Deathmage> Sing the song
<Deathmage> Here we come, we're fifty strong
<Deathmage> And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong
<Deathmage> Let's kill the Beast!
<Deathmage> Pardon me, Master
<Aikanaro> Leave me in peace.
<Deathmage> But sir! The castle is under attack!
<Deathmage> Kill the beast!
<Deathmage> Kill the beast!
<Deathmage> This isn't working!
<Aikanaro> Oh, Lumiere, we must do something!
<Deathmage> Wait! I know!
<Deathmage> Kill the Beast!
<Deathmage> Kill the Beast!
<Deathmage> What shall we do, Master?
<Aikanaro> It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
<Deathmage> Kill the Beast!
<Deathmage> Kill the Beast!
<Deathmage> KILL THE BEAST!
<Deathmage> ...YAY!
<Aikanaro> !place
<Mystra> Aikanaro is number 21 on the list. (105216 words)
<Deathmage> !place
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<Mystra> Deathmage is number 18 on the list. (113163 words)
<Aikanaro>
<Deathmage> Aiky and DM strikes again!
<Deathmage> Taza, thanks!
<Aikanaro> striketh dammit!
<Deathmage> I'm not sure if it's intentional or not but without your quitting/exiting I would have probably been kicked for flooding
<Aikanaro> I doubt it
<Deathmage> I meant quitting/joining
<Aikanaro> It's only if you do it all at once
<Aikanaro> But then, Ragusa was able to say severl long paragraphs all at once once, as he is an op
<Aikanaro>
<Deathmage>
<Deathmage> Now, what shall we do next?
<Aikanaro> Welcome to Planet Now-What
<Deathmage> Chim chiminey chim chiminey chim-chim-cheree,
<Deathmage> A sweep is as lucky as a sweep can be
<Aikanaro> YICK!
<Deathmage> No, we're not doing that, I just felt like that
<Deathmage> I Just Can't Wait to Be King?
<Aikanaro> Noooooooooo!
<Aikanaro> How about an Aladdin song?
<Deathmage> Sure
<Deathmage> But there a few Aladdin songs with two
<Deathmage> We could do that one
<Deathmage> One Jump Ahead
<Aikanaro> Sure
<Deathmage> I'll be Aladdin
<Deathmage> You got the link?
<Aikanaro> of course not
<Deathmage> http://www.fpx.de/fp/Disney/Lyrics/Aladdin.html
<Aikanaro> So I'm everyone but Aladdin?
<Deathmage> Pretty much
* SorvoIWD is now known as SorvoBeerFood
<Deathmage> Hmm...Poor Unfortunate Souls sounds really good too...too bad it's Ursula's own singing
<Deathmage> Ready?
<Aikanaro> yup
<Deathmage> Gotta keep
<Deathmage> One jump ahead of the breadline!
<Deathmage> One swing away from the sword!
<Deathmage> I steal only what I can't afford
<Deathmage> That's everything!
<Deathmage> One jump ahead of the lawman
<Deathmage> That's all, and that's no joke
<Deathmage> These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
<Aikanaro> Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
<Deathmage> Just a little snack, guys...
<Aikanaro> Rip him open, take it back, guys
<Deathmage> I can take a hint
<Deathmage> Gotta face the facts
<Deathmage> You're my only friend, Abu!
<Aikanaro> Who?
<Aikanaro> Oho it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
<Aikanaro> He's become a one man rise in crime
<Aikanaro> I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
<Deathmage> Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
<Deathmage> Tell ya all about it when I have the time!
<Deathmage> One jump ahead of the slowpokes
<Deathmage> One skip ahead of my doom
<Deathmage> Next time gonna use a nom de plume
<Deathmage> One jump ahead of the hitmen
<Deathmage> One hit ahead of the flock
<Deathmage> I think I'll take a stroll around the block
<Aikanaro> Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
<Deathmage> Let's not be too hasty...
<Aikanaro> Still I think he's rather tastey
<Deathmage> Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
<Deathmage> Otherwise we'd get along
<Aikanaro> Wrong!
<Deathmage> One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
* SorvoBeerFood is now known as Sorvo
<Sorvo> you 2 are nuts
<Aikanaro> Vandal!
<Deathmage> One hop ahead of the hump!
<Aikanaro> Street rat!
<Deathmage> One trick ahead of disaster!
<Aikanaro> Scoundrel!
<Deathmage> They're quick, but I'm much faster!
<Aikanaro> Take that!
<Deathmage> Here goes, better throw my hand in
<Deathmage> Wish me happy landin'
<Deathmage> All I gotta do is juuuuuuuump......
<Deathmage> ...YAY!
<Aikanaro> That missed out the best line!
<Deathmage> Which?
<Aikanaro> You idiot! We've all got swords!
<Deathmage> Oh
<Deathmage> That's a dialogue line
<Aikanaro> I know, but it's still in it
<Deathmage> It is?
* Sorvo has quit IRC (Quit: Later Haters)
<Deathmage> Sorvo, this is actually quite fun, except your hands gets real sore
<Deathmage> -_-

 

If you get a carpal tunnel syndrome for typing all this, I'll be laughing at you.

 

Whew, that's really crazy ! I'm really looking forward to my broadband connection, so I can join #sorcerers much more often.

 

Looks like I got out just in time.

 

<Rotku> Dinner! Finally!
* Rotku is now known as Eating-Rotku
<Deathmage> Hmm...
<PsychoMeat> D:
<Deathmage> I have to sing a song now, with only me.
<Deathmage> Aha!
<PsychoMeat> why can't I sing with you?
<Deathmage> !place
-ChanServ- Public commands in #sorcerers are restricted.
<Mystra> Deathmage is number 18 on the list. (116156 words)
<Deathmage> Because...I'm mean
<Deathmage> Ariel, listen to me. The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they have up there!
<PsychoMeat> lies!
<Deathmage> The seaweed is always greener
<Deathmage> In somebody else's like
<Deathmage> You dream about going up there
<Deathmage> But that is a big mistake
<Deathmage> *lake
<Deathmage> Just look at the world around you
<Deathmage> Right there on the ocean floor
<Deathmage> Such wonderful things aroud you
<Deathmage> What more are you looking for?!
<Deathmage> Under the sea, under the sea
<Deathmage> Darling it's better down here where it's wetter, take it from me
<Deathmage> Up on the shore they work all day
<Deathmage> Out in the sun they slave away
<PsychoMeat> oh god, I was looking for straight jacket pictures, and I came across a bondage site
<Deathmage> While we devotin', full time to floatin', under the sea
<Deathmage> -_-
<Deathmage> Down here all the fish is happy, as off though the waves they roll
<Deathmage> The fish on the land ain't happy, they're sad 'cause they're in the bowl
<PsychoMeat> !place
<Mystra> PsychoMeat is number 96 on the list. (483 words)
<Deathmage> But fish in the bowl is lucky
<PsychoMeat> that is so sad
<Deathmage> They in for a worser fate
<Deathmage> One day when the boss get hungry
<Deathmage> Guess who's gon' be on the plate
<Deathmage> Under the sea, under the sea
<Deathmage> Nobody beats us, fries us and eats us, in fricasse
<Deathmage> We what the land folks loves to cook
<Deathmage> Under the sea we off the hook
<Deathmage> We got no troubles, life is the bubbles, under the sea
<Deathmage> Under the sea
<Deathmage> Since life is sweet here, we got the beat here, naturally
<Deathmage> Even the sturgeon an' the ray
<Deathmage> They get the urge 'n' start to play
<Deathmage> We got the spirit
<Deathmage> You got to hear it
<Deathmage> Under the sea
<Deathmage> The newt plays the harp
<Deathmage> Err
<Deathmage> The newt plays the flute
<Deathmage> The carp play the harp
<Deathmage> The plaice play the bass
<Deathmage> And they soundin' sharp
<Deathmage> The bass plays the brass
<Deathmage> The chub plays the tub
<Deathmage> The fluke is the duke of soul (yeah)
<Deathmage> The ray he can play
<Deathmage> The ling on the string
<Deathmage> The trout rockin' out
<Deathmage> The blackfish she sings
<Deathmage> The smelt and the sprat
<Deathmage> They know where it's at
<PsychoMeat> having fun?
<Deathmage> An' oh that blowfish blow
<Deathmage> Yeah!
<Deathmage> Under the sea, under the sea
<Deathmage> When the sardine, begin the beguine
<Deathmage> It's mustic to me
<Deathmage> What have they got, a lot of sun?!
<Deathmage> We got a hot crustacean band
<Deathmage> Each little clam here
<Deathmage> Knows how to jam here
<Deathmage> Under the sea
<Deathmage> Each little slug here
<Deathmage> Cuttin' a rug here
<Deathmage> Under the sea
<Deathmage> Each little snail here
<Deathmage> Knows how to wail here
<Deathmage> That's why it's hotter
<Deathmage> Under the water
<Deathmage> Ya, we in luck here
<Deathmage> Down in the muck here
<Deathmage> Under the sea!!
<PsychoMeat> Under the sea!!
<Deathmage> Under the sea!!
<Deathmage> !place
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<Deathmage> Call me...Mr. Subtle Spammer
<PsychoMeat> Under the sea!!
<PsychoMeat> Under the sea!!
<Mystra> Deathmage is number 18 on the list. (116570 words)
* PsychoMeat looks around
<Deathmage> Oh yeah oh yeah! Go me
<Deathmage> Applaud!
* PsychoMeat applauds
<Deathmage> Psycho!
<PsychoMeat> DM!'
<Deathmage> Let's find some song with two people
<PsychoMeat> ok!
<Spellbound> night all
<Deathmage> Night
<Spellbound> I've had about enough of ToB as I can stand
<PsychoMeat> good night!
<Spellbound> everyone have a good night!
* Spellbound has quit IRC (Quit)
* Eating-Rotku is now known as Rotku
<Rotku> That was horrible!!!
<PsychoMeat> WB!
<PsychoMeat> what was horrible?
<Deathmage> Oy!
<PsychoMeat> Oy!
<Deathmage> Rotku! That was great!
<Rotku> When something says "hot english mustard" it means what it says!


Rotku> "I just Can't Wait to be King", sung by Rotku as Zimba, and Deathmage as Zuzu
<Rotku> I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
<PsychoMeat> no..
<Deathmage> I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair!
<PsychoMeat> you got lyrics?
<Deathmage> Yes but it's pointless if you don't know it
<PsychoMeat> bah!
<PsychoMeat> I have to spam1
<PsychoMeat> !*
<Deathmage> Pause!
<Rotku> You can be Naila, Psycho!
<PsychoMeat> woot!
<Deathmage> http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/disney6472/ijustcantwaittobeking246660.html
<Deathmage> Here's a different lyric
<Rotku> It's the 4th section in there
<Deathmage> No it's not
<Rotku> oh
<Rotku> nm
<Deathmage> Rotku, you should use that lyric too
<Deathmage> It's better
<Rotku> ah
<Deathmage> For the together parts, both of ya sing it
<PsychoMeat> I see no Naila!
<Deathmage> Nala
<Deathmage> I'll be the Animals too
<PsychoMeat> what am I going to be?
<Deathmage> Nala
<PsychoMeat> ...
<PsychoMeat> nala doesn;t say anything
<Deathmage> Yeah, she does
<PsychoMeat> oh
<PsychoMeat> I see
<Rotku> 14th line down
<Rotku> "I just can't wait to be king" Sung by Rotku, as Zimba, Psycho as Nala, and Deathmage as Zazu
<Rotku> I'm gonna be a mighty king,
<Rotku> So enemies beware!
<Deathmage> Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
<Deathmage> With quite so little hair!
<Rotku> I'm gonna be the main event
<Rotku> Like no king was before
<Rotku> I'm brushing up im looking down
<Rotku> I'm working on my ROAR
<Deathmage> Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
<Rotku> Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
<Deathmage> You've got a long way to go, young master, if you think --
<Rotku> No one saying do this
<Deathmage> Now when I said that, I --
<PsychoMeat> No one saying be there
<Deathmage> Now when I said that, I --
<Rotku> No one saying stop that
<Deathmage> What I meant was...
<Deathmage> Eh.
<PsychoMeat> you messed it up DM
<Deathmage> Can we redo that?
<Deathmage> Yeah, i did
<Rotku> What do we do when we both sing?
<Deathmage> Just both sing
<Rotku> ah
<Deathmage> King's don't need advice from little hornbills for a start
<Deathmage> Is Nala's line
<Deathmage> Not Simba's
<PsychoMeat> what?
<Deathmage> That line is your line, Psycho
<Deathmage> Not Rotku's
<PsychoMeat> ok
<Deathmage> Start from "no one saying do this"
<Rotku> No one saying do this
<Deathmage> Now when I said that, I--
<PsychoMeat> No one saying be there
<Deathmage> What I meant was --
<Rotku> No one saying stop that
<Deathmage> Look, what you don't realize...
<Rotku> No one saying see here
<PsychoMeat> http://www.extremerestraints.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hu150.jpg
<PsychoMeat> AHH
<PsychoMeat> No one saying see here
<Deathmage> Now see here!
<Rotku> free to run around all day
<Rotku> free to do it my way
<Deathmage> Well, definitely out!
<Deathmage> I think it's time that you and I
<Deathmage> Arranged a heart to heart
<PsychoMeat> King's don't need advice from little hornbills for a start
<Deathmage> If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out!
<Deathmage> Out of service, out of Africa, I wouldn't hang about...aaargh!
<Deathmage> This child is getting wildly out of swing..
<Rotku> Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
<Rotku> everybody look left
<Rotku> everybody look right
<Rotku> everywhere you look im standing in the spotlight
<Deathmage> NOT YET!
<Deathmage> Let every creature go for broke and sing!
<Deathmage> Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing!
<Deathmage> It's gonna be King Simba's finest thing!
<Rotku> Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
<Rotku> Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
<Rotku> Oh, I just can't waaaaaaaait... to be king!
<Rotku> Yeah!
<PsychoMeat> Yeah!
<Rotku> I'm going to be the main event, like no king was before!
<Rotku> I remember tha song!
<Deathmage> Yeah!
<Rotku> Now what?


<Deathmage> http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/disney6472/iwontsayiminlove246667.html
<Rotku> I remember that
<Deathmage> You, Meg!
<Rotku> If there's a prize for rotten judgement
<Rotku> I guess I've already won that
<Rotku> no man is worth the aggravation
<Rotku> that ancient history, been there done that
<Deathmage> Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
<Deathmage> He's the Earth and heaven to you
<Deathmage> Try to keep it hidden,
<Deathmage> Honey, we can see right through you
<Deathmage> Girl, ya can't conceal it!
<Deathmage> We know how ya feel and
<Deathmage> Who you're thinking of
<Rotku> No chance, no way
<Rotku> I wont say it, no, no
<Deathmage> You swoon, you sigh
<Deathmage> why deny it, uh-oh
<Rotku> It's too cliche
<Rotku> I won't say I'm in love
<Rotku> I thought my heart had learned its lesson
<Rotku> It feels so good when you start out
<Rotku> My head is screaming "get a grip, girl"
<Rotku> Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
<Rotku> Oh
<Deathmage> You keep on denying
<Deathmage> Who you are and how you're feeling
<Deathmage> Baby, we're not buying
<Deathmage> Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
<Deathmage> Face it like a grown-up
<Deathmage> When ya gonna own up
<Deathmage> That ya got, got, got it bad
<Rotku> No chance, no way
<Rotku> I won't say it, no, no
<Deathmage> Give up, give in
<Deathmage> Check the grin you're in love
<Rotku> This scene won't play,
<Rotku> I won't say I'm in love
<Deathmage> You're doin flips read our lips
<Deathmage> You're in love
<Rotku> You're way off base
<Rotku> I won't say it
<Rotku> Get off my case
<Rotku> I won't say it
<Deathmage> Girl, don't be proud
<Deathmage> It's O.K. you're in love
<Rotku> Oh
<Rotku> At least out loud,
<Rotku> I won't say I'm in love


<Rotku> I have yet to see a king of beasts with quiet so little hair!
<Rotku> I'm going to be the main event
<Rotku> Like no king was before
<Rotku> AH!
<Rotku> Look what youv'e done DM!
<Rotku> you're singing has corrupted me
<Deathmage> HAHAHAHAHAhaaH!
<Deathmage> Let me sing something else to cancel it out, eh?
* Rotku slaps Deathmage around a bit with a large trout
<Rotku> The strenght to grow stronger and the wisdom to grow wise, all these things will come to you in time. On this journy that your making, there'll be answers that you seek. But it's you who climbs the mountain, it's you who reaches the peak!
<Deathmage> Be. Our. Guest, be our guest, put our service to the test, tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie, and we'll provide the rest.
<Rotku> Son of man look to the sky, let your spirts set you free, someday you will walk with pride son of man of man in time for all to see
<Deathmage> Suop de jour, hot hors d'oeuvres, why, we only live to serve
<Deathmage> Try the grey stuff
<Deathmage> It's delicious!
<Deathmage> You don't believe me?! Ask the dishes!
<Deathmage> They can sing, they can dance
<Deathmage> After all, miss, this is France
<Rotku> Well there's on one there to guide you, no one to take your hand, but with faith and understanding you will journy fom boy to man
<Deathmage> And a dinner here will is never second best
<Deathmage> Go on unfold your menu, take a glass and you'll
<Deathmage> Be our guest
<Deathmage> Oui, our guest
<Deathmage> Be our guest!
<Deathmage> Beef ragout
<Rotku> Son of man look to the sky, let your spirts set you free, someday you will talk with pride son of man of man for all to see
<Deathmage> Cheese souffle
<Deathmage> Pie and pudding "en flambe"
<Deathmage> We'll prepare and serve with flair
<Deathmage> A culinary cabaret!
<Deathmage> You're alone, and you're scared
<Deathmage> But the bonquet's all prepared
<Rotku> In learning you will teach, and in teaching youwill learn, you'll find your place beside the ones you love, and all those things you dreamed of, those visions that you saw, well the time is growing near now, it's yours to claim them all!
<Deathmage> While the flatware's entertaining
<Deathmage> We tell jokes, I do tricks, with my fellow candlesticks
<Rotku> hmm, I have a feeling I left out a verse somewhere
<Deathmage> And it's all in perfect taste
<Deathmage> That you can bet
<Deathmage> Come on and lift your glass
<Deathmage> You've won your own free pass
<Deathmage> To be our guest
<Deathmage> If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest!
<Deathmage> Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
<Rotku> Be our guest!
<Deathmage> Life is so unnverving
<Deathmage> For a servant who's not serving
* Rotku slaps Deathmage around a bit with a large trout
<Rotku> You can be quiet now!
<Deathmage> He's not whole, without a soul to wake upon
<Deathmage> Ah, those good old days when we were useful
<Deathmage> Suddenly, these good old days are gone...
<Deathmage> Ten years, we've been rusting
<Deathmage> Needing so much more than dusting
<Deathmage> Needing excercise, a chance to use our skills
<Deathmage> Most days we just lie around the caaaastle...
* Rotku is now known as Bored-Rotku
<Deathmage> Flabby, fat and lazy you walked in and whoops-a-daisy!
* Deathmage is now known as Deathmagess
<Deathmagess> It's a guest, it's a guest, sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
<Deathmagess> Wine's been poured and thank the lords I have the napkin freshly pressed!
<Deathmagess> With dessert, she'll want tea
<Bored-Rotku> Be our guest!
<Deathmagess> And my dear, that's fine with me
<Deathmagess> While the cup does their soft-shoein'
* Bored-Rotku is bored!
<Deathmagess> I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
<Deathmagess> I'll get warm, piping hot
<Deathmagess> Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
<Deathmagess> Clean it up! We want the company impressed!
<Deathmagess> We've got a lot to do!
<Deathmagess> Is it one lump or two? For you our guest.
<Deathmagess> She's our guest!
<Deathmagess> She's our guest!
<Deathmagess> She's our guest!
* Deathmagess is now known as Deathmage
<Deathmage> Be our guest, be our guest, our command is at your request
* Bored-Rotku slaps Deathmage around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmage> It's been years since we've had anybody here
<Deathmage> And we're obsessed
* Bored-Rotku is now known as Rotku
<Deathmage> With your meal, with your ease
<Deathmage> Yes, indeed, we aim to please
<Deathmage> While the candlelight's still glowing
<Deathmage> Let us help you, we'll keep going
<Deathmage> Course by course, one by one,
<Deathmage> Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"
<Deathmage> Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
<Deathmage> Tonight you'll prop your feet up
<Deathmage> But for now, let's eat up
<Rotku> Enough, I'm done!
<Deathmage> Be our guest!
<Deathmage> Be our guest!
<Deathmage> Be our guest!
* Rotku slaps Deathmage around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmage> Please, be our guest!
<Rotku> No!
<Deathmage> Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
<Rotku> I refuse to!
<Deathmage> Did you enjoy that?
* Rotku burst in to tears
<Rotku> It was so amazing!

[ December 10, 2003, 01:51: Message edited by: Deathmage ]

 

The depths that will be plumbed to spam have not yet been told.

Salute to Deathmage, who may have earned mention in the Thong Saga.

When I snatch the pebble from your hand, I may leave.

 

What's the Thong Saga?

* Deathmage coughs loudly
* Deathmage is now known as Deathmagess
<Deathmagess> The only way to get what you want...is to become human yourself...!
<NWN-Rotku> Can you do that?
<Deathmagess> My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself.
<Deathmagess> Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
<Deathmagess> I admit that in the past I've been a nasty,
<Deathmagess> They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
<Deathmagess> But you'll find that nowadays
<Deathmagess> I've mended all my ways
<Deathmagess> Repented, seen the light and made a switch
<Deathmagess> To this.
<Deathmagess> And I fortunatly know a little magic,
<Deathmagess> It's a talent I always have posessed
<Deathmagess> And dear lady please don't laugh,
<Deathmagess> I use it on behalf
<Wildfire_> I swear Mystra used to kick for spamming like this
<Deathmagess> Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
<Deathmagess> Poor, unfortunate souls
<Deathmagess> In pain, in need
<Deathmagess> This one longing to be thinner
* DarkGoddess has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Deathmagess> This one wants to get the girl
<Deathmagess> And do I help them? Yes I do.
<Deathmagess> Those poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true.
* DarkGoddess has joined #sorcerers
<Deathmagess> They come flocking to my cauldron, crying "spells, Ursula, please"
<Wildfire_> wb
<DarkGoddess> My internet sucks.
<Deathmagess> And I help them! Yes I do.
<DarkGoddess> ty, Wildfire.
<Deathmagess> Now it's happened once or twice,
<DarkGoddess> Hey, DM!
<DarkGoddess> I got a task for you.
<Deathmagess> Someone couldn't pay the price...
* Deathmagess coughs loudly
* Deathmagess is now known as Deathmage
<Deathmage> Yeah?
<Wildfire_> Everybody's internet sucks. It's just that some companies suck more than others
<DarkGoddess> you still play neopets, don't you?
<Deathmage> Not really, but the account's still hanging there
<NWN-Rotku> What happened to the song!?
* NWN-Rotku slaps Deathmage around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmage> DG stopped it!
<Wildfire_> The horror!
<Deathmage> I know!
<DarkGoddess> Hee hee hee.
<DarkGoddess> Anyways!
<Deathmage> Yes!
<DarkGoddess> I need a favor.
<Deathmage> Shoot.
<DarkGoddess> I need a Roast Gargapple Stamp.
<Deathmage> Do I have one of those?
<NWN-Rotku> Why can't you get it yourself?
<DarkGoddess> It's a quest...from the Faerie Queen.
<Deathmage> ...and?
<DarkGoddess> Meaning I can't use the Shop Wizard to find it.
<NWN-Rotku> Why can't you get it yourself?
<Deathmage> I see
<NWN-Rotku> Can't you just do the quest?
<DarkGoddess> Meaning that I have to traispe around like a noob to find it.
<Deathmage> Hold on.
<DarkGoddess> I don't want you to but it for me.
<DarkGoddess> Simple tell me who's selling it, and I'll buy it myself.
<Deathmage> Crap.
* Deathmage uses his other account
<DarkGoddess> buy*
<Deathmage> I think that account is...Deathmagirenicus
<Deathmage> Yeah, that's right
<DarkGoddess> yeah.
<DarkGoddess> Bill Gates, eh?
<Deathmage> Bob Gates
<Deathmage> DG, dearie
<DarkGoddess> that says Bill Gates.
<Deathmage> http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=anc14422
<Deathmage> Cheapest one
<DarkGoddess> DAMMIT!!!!
<Deathmage> ?
<DarkGoddess> 6300 neopoints!!!!
* Retrieving #sorcerers modes...
<Deathmage> Go to the bank
<Deathmage> How much do you need?
<DarkGoddess> No.
<DarkGoddess> I brought it.
<Deathmage> Yay!
<Deathmage> Now let's get back to singing.
* Deathmage is now known as Deathmagess
<DarkGoddess> the point is, is that it's a damned tourist trap.
<Deathmagess> Bamf.
<DarkGoddess> they knew I didn't have any other choice!!!
* Deathmagess hugs DG
<Deathmagess> Err
* Deathmagess is now known as Deathmage
* Deathmage hugs DG
<DarkGoddess> Oh my.
<Deathmage> Now!
* Deathmage coughs loudly
<DarkGoddess> The Queen increased my Kougra's strength to 32!!!!!!
<Deathmage> Yay!
* Deathmage is now known as Deathmagess
<DarkGoddess> WHOO HOO!!!!!
<Deathmagess> Now it's happened once or twice
<Deathmagess> Someone couldn't pay the price
<Deathmagess> And I'm afraid I've had to rack 'em cross the coals
<Deathmagess> Yes, I've had the odd complaint,
<Deathmagess> But on the whole I've been a saint
<Deathmagess> To those poor, unfortunate souls!
<Deathmagess> Have we got a deal?
<Wildfire_> Pftt, it's not wonder I lost my top spot with people just singing songs all the time now Well, I suppose Tal deleting my wordcount wouldn't have helped either, but hey.
<DarkGoddess> lol
<NWN-Rotku> If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again
<Deathmagess> But you'll have your man, heh heh, life is full of tough choices, isn't it?
<Deathmagess> Oh, and there is one more thing
<Deathmagess> We haven't discussed the matter of payment...
<Wildfire_> You know, you guys have an unhealthy obsession with Disney movies. Really.
<Deathmagess> It's just me.'
<NWN-Rotku> But I don't have-
<Deathmagess> I'm not asking much, just a token, really, a trifle!
<Deathmagess> What I want from you is... your voice.
<NWN-Rotku> But without my voice, how can I-
<Deathmagess> You've got your looks! Your...pretty...face!
<DarkGoddess> you skipped a few lines.
<Deathmagess> And don't underestimate the importance of body language! Ha!
<Deathmagess> We have?
<DarkGoddess> yes.
<Deathmagess> What?
<DarkGoddess> you skipped this part, Ariel: My voice? Ursula: That's right, sweet cheeks. No more talking, singing, zip.
<Deathmagess> It's not in the soundtrack...-_-
<DarkGoddess> ah
<Deathmagess> Or the lyrics we're using
* NWN-Rotku slaps Deathmagess around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmagess> Anyways!
<NWN-Rotku> opps wrong person
<Deathmagess> The men up there don't like a lot of blabber,
* NWN-Rotku slaps DarkGoddess around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmagess> They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
<Deathmagess> Yes, on land it's much perfered for ladies not to say a word
<Deathmagess> And after all, what is idle prattle for!
* DarkGoddess tackles Rotku to the ground, pours gasoline on his feet and sets his toes on fire
* chev|poet|afk has quit IRC (Quit: User pushed the X - because it's Xtra, baby)
<Deathmagess> Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
<Deathmagess> True gentlemen avoid it when they can!
<Deathmagess> But they dote and swoon and fawn,
* NWN-Rotku kicks Darkgoddess with his burning feet
<DarkGoddess> Ha!
<Deathmagess> On a lady who's withdrawn
<Deathmagess> It's she who holds her tounges that gets a man!
<DarkGoddess> Roktu, I'm too hot to be affected by any puny flame you can create.
<Deathmagess> Come! On! You! Poor, unfortunate souls!
<Deathmagess> Go ahead!
<Deathmagess> Make yer choice!
<Deathmagess> I'm a very busy woman and I don't have all day
<Deathmagess> It won't cost much, just your voice!
<Deathmagess> You poor unfortunate soul!
<Deathmagess> It's sad, but true
<Deathmagess> If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
<Deathmagess> You've got the pay the toll
<Deathmagess> Take a gulp and take a breathe
<Deathmagess> And go ahead and sign the scroll!
<Deathmagess> Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her boys,
<Deathmagess> The boss is on a roll!
<Deathmagess> This poor unfortunate soul!
* DarkGoddess claps
<Deathmagess> Not done yet.
<DarkGoddess> yes you are.
<Deathmagess> Beluga, sevruga,
<Deathmagess> Come winds of the Caspian sea!
<Deathmagess> Larengix glaucitis
<Deathmagess> Et max laryngitis
<Deathmagess> La voce to me
<Deathmagess> Now, sing!
<NWN-Rotku> Aaaaaaaaaaaah...
<Deathmagess> Keeep singing!
<NWN-Rotku> laaaaaaaaaaa...
<Deathmagess> Yay! That's finally done
* Deathmagess is now known as Deathmage
* NWN-Rotku slaps Deathmage around a bit with a large trout
<Deathmage> WTF was that for!
<NWN-Rotku> Now give me my voice back!
<DarkGoddess> I swear, if I was an op, ban.
<Deathmage> No!
<Deathmage> Nyah nyah!
<NWN-Rotku> :'(

 

You can see how he rose to such a high word count in such a short time
And he only gave me three line!

 

<Deathmage> Rotku!
<Deathmage> Geez
<Deathmage> Nobody there, huh?
<Deathmage> You leave me no choice!
<Deathmage> Percussion! String! Winds! Words.
<Deathmage> There, you see her
<Deathmage> Sitting there across the way.
<Deathmage> She don't got a lot to say,
<Deathmage> But there's something about her.
<Deathmage> And you don't know why, but you're dying to try, and wanna,
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl.
<Deathmage> Yes, you want her
<Deathmage> Look at her,
<Deathmage> You know you do.
<Deathmage> Possible, she wants you too, but there's only one way to ask her
<Deathmage> You don't take a word, not a single word,
<Deathmage> Go on and
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl.
<Deathmage> Sing with me now.
<Deathmage> Sha la la la la la,
<Deathmage> My oh my, look like the boy too shy,
<Deathmage> You wanna, kiss the girl
<Deathmage> Sha la la la la la,
<Deathmage> Well ain't that sad, ain't it a shame, too bad,
<Deathmage> You're gonna miss the girl.
<Deathmage> Now's your moment,
<Deathmage> Floating in a blue lagoon
<Deathmage> Boy you better do it soon, no time will be better
<Deathmage> She don't say a word,
<Deathmage> And she won't until you
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl!
<Deathmage> Sha la la la la la,
<Deathmage> Don't be scared (sha la, sha la)
<Deathmage> Go on and
<Deathmage> Move your head,
<Deathmage> You gotta, kiss the girl (wow wow)
<Deathmage> Sha la la la la la,
<Deathmage> Don't stop now,
<Deathmage> Don't try to hide it now, you wanna
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl
<Deathmage> (wow wow)
<Deathmage> Sha la la la la la,
<Deathmage> Float on, and listen to the song,
<Deathmage> You wanna, kiss the girl (wow wow)
<Deathmage> Sha la la la la la
<Deathmage> Let the music play
<Deathmage> Do what the music says,
<Deathmage> You gotta,
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl.
<Deathmage> You gotta,
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl.
<Deathmage> You wanna,
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl!
<Deathmage> You gonna,
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl.
<Deathmage> You wanna,
<Deathmage> Kiss the girl.

 

Nice solorun DM

 

I have never before been quite so thankful for the time difference between Pennsylvania and New Zealand.