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Engrish of the Two Towers

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by ejsmith, Feb 1, 2003.

  1. ejsmith Gems: 25/31
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    Yep. Engrish.

    We get signal. Hello, gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. Make your time, and all that.

    But now, in Two Towers format.

    Two Towers Engrish

    My god, at first I thought it was fake. But then I remembered that it's very likely given past exploits, and did a google search.

    It's for real.



    Which one is your favorite Engrish translation?

    I think the "you should make fun; why so serious" was my favorite.
     
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    [​IMG] ROTFL!! Great website, that. Hmm, my favourites are 'uttered' by Gimli, "Toast me. I say you got to toast me!" or the not-very-message-board-friendly, "Bring your ***** face to my ***!" :lol:

    Unfortunately, the sad thing is I live in a country where many of its fair folk speak and write like that. Sigh...

    [ February 01, 2003, 20:01: Message edited by: Rhythm ]
     
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    ROTFLMAO!! My favourites:
    "Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content."
    -Saruman to Wormtongue
    "Too long I wanted my sister."
    -Eomer
    "What business did a man and a wolf had ridden a mark"
    -Eomer to Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas
    "No I have to do Sam."
    -Frodo to Sam
    "Now for Rat"
    -Theoden to Aragorn
    Hilarious!
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, Feb 1, 2003
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    Argh, I am supposed to have snuck on the computer, how can I read thorough these QUIETLY?

    No way.

    /me bites half her hand off in effort to not to laugh

    (laughing her head off)
     
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    Gollum with the subtitle "Made of love" is very Ironic :D

    "Bring your ***** face to my ass" How the hell did they come up with this?

    "Is there a fight?" (Gimli at Helm's Deep) I'm surprised they didn't actually let him say that... Would've fit perfectly among the other comicrelief lines. An army of 10,000 at the door: Is there a fight? :grin:

    Theoden at Helm's Deep. "Forget the Glory." Well, with all those orcs at the front door, one might think that ;)
     
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