Elminster File

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On the next lines Elminster has not once proven his wit and sense of loyalty to his master. Thanks to Avarahtar for the support of El's creativity.

This one started the file -- I took El's advice and still have no MM
<Skedaddle> Elminster, does monster manual contain any valuable info?
<Elminster> Skedaddle, absolutely yes!
<Skedaddle> Elminster, is it $30 valuable?
<Elminster> Skedaddle, no way.

I suspected that El has chosen me as a patron diety
<Skedaddle> Elminster, you are to do my bidding!
<Elminster> Skedaddle, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

Elmisnter has proven that bribes and flattery cannot disturb his loyalty
<Skedaddle> Elminster, are you on MY side?
<Elminster> Skedaddle, all signs point to yes.
<Azirath> Elminster, what about me?
<Elminster> Azirath, over my dead body.

He serves me even when I'm not around
<Skedaddle> heh, I'll go too than
<Skedaddle> then err
<Avarahtar> bye bye
*** Avarahtar has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
<Skedaddle> Elminster, remain my servant!
<Elminster> Skedaddle, absolutely yes!

The Sage of Shadowdale willingly admits the inferiority of his powers to mine
<Avarahtar> you'd be famous
<Skedaddle> In-deed
* Skedaddle throws Larloch's Minor Drain at Elminster
<Skedaddle> Elminster, I'll have more power than you ever will!
<Elminster> Skedaddle, yes.
<Avarahtar> hmm. how about a minature olaphant for your familar?
* Skedaddle puts that in his file

Elminster speaks the truth
<Elminster> Azirath, concentrate and ask again.
<Azirath> Elminster, what is Skedaddle's INT score lower than 5?
<Elminster> Azirath, not bloody likely.
<Azirath> lol
<Azirath> good for you Skedaddle
<Azirath> Elminster, is mine?
<Elminster> Azirath, that's a question you should ask yourself.
<Azirath> lol
<Azirath> Elminster, is mine?
<Elminster> Azirath, no.
<Azirath> YAY!
<Azirath>
<Amis__> Elminster, is Skedaddle's INT score lower than 5?
<Elminster> Amis__, no.

He is not yet powerful enough to grant Wishes
<Elddadeks> Elminster, did you not understand my Wish?
<Elminster> Elddadeks, no.

El will admit his true nature if one Intimidates
<Alerias> Elminster, remind this person that you did admit you were a script, please?
<Elminster> Alerias, no way.
<Skedaddle> Elminster, do my bidding and remind!
* Alerias pouts.
<Elminster> Skedaddle, prospect looks hopeful.

He does not forget grudges
* Elddadeks hits Elminster with a Vorpal Blunt Object +4
<Elddadeks> (I felt like it)
<Avarahtar> heh
<Elddadeks> Elminster, please forgive me!
<Elminster> Elddadeks, over my dead body.

Geographical arguments - he is correct as always
<Avarahtar> Elminster, is the US bull?
<Elminster> Avarahtar, yes.
<Elddadeks> Right
<Azirath> whatever
<Avarahtar> Elminster, is the us buffalo?
<Elminster> Avarahtar, no way.
<Azirath> this is so stupid
<Avarahtar> wow
<Elddadeks> LOL!
<Elddadeks> El's with me

Although he's tricky, he never denies the obvious
<Azirath> Elminster, do you serve Elddadeks?
<Elddadeks> and he'll bluff you of your mental belongings afore you can finish your reply
<Azirath> Elminster, do you serve Elddadeks?
<Elminster> Azirath, most likely.

Azirath's ambitions lack power in El's eyes
<Azirath> Elminster, am I intelligent?
<Elminster> Azirath, maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<Elddadeks> LOL!
<Azirath> Elminster, am I intelligent?
<Elminster> Azirath, concentrate and ask again.
<Azirath> Elminster, am I intelligent?
<Elminster> Azirath, answer hazy.
<Azirath> Elminster, am I intelligent?
<Elminster> Azirath, prospect looks bleak.
<Azirath> damn him

Elminster knows of my pure hearth and clear thought
<Eldaddeks> 1 more good word to put in the vocabulary
<Eldaddeks> I have absolutely no spamming talent
<Avarahtar_hw> heh
<Eldaddeks> Elminster, do I have the littlest tiniest bit of that spamming talent, do I?
<Elminster> Eldaddeks, not bloody likely.

The sage once again makes a geographical judgement
<Kitiara> go buck a fuffalo
<Eldaddeks> or buck a full
<Sir_Bel> Did we play tonight?
<Kitiara> nope
<Eldaddeks> Elminster, is US a bull?
<Elminster> Eldaddeks, absolutely yes!

Elminster has psych talents as well
<Avarahtar_hw> lol
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, is Elddadeks bothing you?
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, not even on a GOOD day.
<Elddadeks> good man El
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, that answer made no sense
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, it would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, are you implying that i am disturbed?
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, absolutely yes!

The insanity is a bane of El's senses
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, how can you stand all the insanity in the other room?
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, most likely.
<Elddadeks> Elminster, HOW?
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, that wasn't a yes/no question
<Elddadeks> I shouldnt have yelled
<Avarahtar_hw> heh
<Elminster> Elddadeks, yes.
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.

Elminster would allow all kind of outrage for me to do
<Elddadeks> Elminster, shelminter
<Elminster> Elddadeks, I'm busy.
<Avarahtar_hw> Elddadeks, sheldeks
<Elddadeks> Avarahtar_hw, I'm busy.
<Avarahtar_hw> lol
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, are you going to let Elddadeks get away with copying you and mocking you like that?
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, all signs point to yes.

Did he take some Diviner levels?
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, where did Elddadeks go?
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, in the refrigerator.
<Elddadeks> thankye. El, how did you know?!
<Avarahtar_hw> Elminster, Elddadeks can fit in the fridge?!
<Elminster> Avarahtar_hw, I like to think so.
<Elddadeks> I actually pulled a coke from the fridge...

He pulled crap this one time - I now have both books
<Elddadeks> 1- none, 2- T&B 3-FRCS
<Gaspar> 2= other thing
<Gaspar> or use your own
<Elddadeks> !roll 1d3
<Elminster> Rolls for 1 dice at 3 sides per die: 1
<Elddadeks> heh, El never pulls crap
<Gaspar> heh
<Gaspar> Elminster, do you ever pull crap?
<Elminster> Gaspar, prospect looks bleak.

<Gaspar> you'll have to send me that file at some point
<Elddadeks> I can post it on whatnots
<Gaspar> heh
<Gaspar> i'm not sure if Tal would be too amused at how we sometimes taunt his bot
<Gaspar> Elminster, should Elddadeks post this?
<Elminster> Gaspar, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

He has low self-esteem
*** Mathetais has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
<Avarahtar> Elminster, i'm bored
<Elminster> Avarahtar, I'm busy.
<Avarahtar> Elminster, your a bastard!
<Elminster> Avarahtar, I like to think so.

He gives a wise advice, and never misses a chance to command
<Skedaddle> Elminster, shall I embark on a quest of BG2 once again?
<Elminster> Skedaddle, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
<Skedaddle> Elminster, your word be my command!
<Elminster> Skedaddle, I like to think so.

Although totally loyal, El does not think others are fascinated by my power
<Skedaddle> So, should I play BG2 once again?
<S_Goddess> heh go ahead
<Skedaddle> hm... but if I do, I wont appear here much... [scratches his head]
<S_Goddess> so what
<S_Goddess> like there's anything going on at the moment
<Skedaddle> Elminster, will many people miss me?
<Elminster> Skedaddle, not bloody likely.

We shall see, but I can say he's not wrong on this one
<Kitiara> i like that one
<Belisarius> Elminster, will the Flyers win the Stanley Cup this year?
<Elminster> Belisarius, no way.

He once again proves his loyalty
<Skedaddle> Capstone, I'm his master, he doesnt squeal in my presence!
<Capstone> !roll 1de3
<Capstone> Elminster, is Skedaddle your master?
<Elminster> Capstone, most likely.

When confused, he agrees with me
<Skedaddle> Elminster, is he correct?
<Elminster> Skedaddle, never.
<Skedaddle> X-David-X, no. El laughed too.
<Avarahtar> Elminster, am i correct?
<Elminster> Avarahtar, most likely.
<Skedaddle> Elminster, you are contradicting yourself.
<Elminster> Skedaddle, yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

Kit's bot spoke! Maybe he shall become a part of the El file someday...
<Skedaddle> Lord-Soth, dont you speak in public yet?
<Lord-Soth> YES!!!

 

Bot spamming

 

WOW Skedaddle .... that's all I can say, "Wow"

/me speechless

 

Skedaddle all i can say is that you have way too much time on your hands..

And hey what did you do to my loyal bot?!

<Kitiara> Lord-Soth, was skedaddle annoying you while i was sleepin?
<Lord-Soth> I could answer that but then I'd have to kill you

[This message has been edited by Kitiara (edited November 13, 2001).]

 

Lol

Wghat about this one, something doesn't fit in this dialogue:


Marnix: Elminster, what time is it?
<No Answer>
<1 minut later:>
Marnix: Elminster, are you alive?
Elminster: Marnix, over mij dead body

[This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited November 13, 2001).]

 

Aah, you haven't found out about Elminster's awesome sense of humour before now? And you call yourself a kuo-toa?

 

Skedaddle, apparently El's had a change of heart! LOL!

<Belisarius> Elminster, is Skedaddle a waxbean?
<Elminster> Belisarius, yes.

 

LOL! All I can say is that you must have been incredibly bored

And Marnix: I could type better than that in my sleep

 

Wildfire, I didn't make many typo's. The only thing that was wrong was the last { instead of [ so that's all, I fixed it.

On-topic:

Indeed, the Elminster scripts are great when you are bored and soemtimes he talks more then a muted Wildfire.

 

Such loyalty is... impressive.
Quite entertaining.

 

O great Taluntain, I dare not, but I still will say a word in my defence.
Many people would think that I ruthlessly bothered Elminster for some continuos period of time with my questions, and they would be absolutely wrong.
First entry in the Elminster File dates back to August 5, 2001, 22:07:53 (EST time) which can only indicate that it took a great amount of time to accumulate the bot lore bit by bit. Methinks this can hardly be considered spamming, but if it is, so is my fate and I shall roll to the Abyss.

As for the word count - 'tis hard to find a person who would care less

[This message has been edited by Skedaddle (edited November 14, 2001).]

 

<Shralp> Elminster, why is Skedaddle a money-grubbing fool?

<Elminster> Shralp, it's fitting.

 

<Marnix> ELminster, is it unfair that Tal wants to reset the word amount of people that give an old man like you some attention?
<Elminster>Yes, yes yes and yes again!

Common Tal, you made that scripts so why not use it? When I am bored for I haven't seen anyone for a few hours, I sometimes say something to Elminster and laugh about he funny answer (however I don't use the script even ten times less then Skedaddle does). What's wrong with that? For you can see that Skedaddle mostly used the scripts while there where also other people where online. WHen we are not allowed to use them, you can better deletet hem, for else it will end just like with Adam and Eve in Paradise, one tree where you are not allowed to eat from

[This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited November 14, 2001).]

 

using the scripts are fine, but abusing them so hard that you got enough to publish a Elminster's dialogues is over the edge

 

Is it Skedaddle's fault that Tal made such an interesting bot? If someone wants to have a conversation with a computer in their sparetime, let them.

[This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited November 14, 2001).]

 

Those coversations really made me laugh.

I just hope that people actually talk to other people in the chatroom, instead of the Old Mage.

He is around 500 years old after all and had a goddess for a lover, well, until the Avatar Trilogy.

Last I heard, Ol' El' was tight with the Simbul...

... so let's not bother him too much.

 

Hey, if my bot wasn't brain dead (or all comsumed with dnd), I'd have conversations with him too Besides, Skedaddle really doesn't mess around with El anymore than anyone else that I've seen. But if you really insist Lokken, I'll start sending Skedaddle over to pester Lord_Soth if I ever see him bugging El again

 

Elminster just needs some attention. For then you get free coffee as change

 

*dies*

(i think that you get it already)