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Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by DragonRider SkyWard, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. DragonRider SkyWard Gems: 16/31
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    Remove all ads!
    1. When you run away in the middle of a perectly good leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

    3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRAGGIN'G DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5. Talking me for a walk, then not letting me cheak stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any trick that involes balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7. Yeling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy a carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shit up when you're not home.

    12. When you picked up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!
     
    DragonRider SkyWard, Jul 20, 2002
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  2. eveningdrive Gems: 8/31
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    Hahaha!

    Very funny.

    :lol:
     
    eveningdrive, Jul 20, 2002
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  3. jesper898 Guest

    one wird
    roflmaopmpwilol
    (rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants while im laughing out loud)
     
    jesper898, Jul 20, 2002
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    [​IMG] Hehehe

    what jesper said with a cherry on top :lol:
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jul 20, 2002
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  5. DragonRider SkyWard Gems: 16/31
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    16. When you feed me something that looks like bacon, smells like bacon and says it tasts like bacon...and you wonder why I eat your bacon?!

    [This message has been edited by DragonRider SkyWard (edited July 20, 2002).]
     
    DragonRider SkyWard, Jul 20, 2002
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  6. zaknafein Guest

    [​IMG] What Lazy Bonzo said only with icecream with the cherry
     
    zaknafein, Jul 21, 2002
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