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Deep thoughts (weirder thoughts of life)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Alienboy, Jan 26, 2002.

  1. Alienboy Gems: 7/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Laugh dudes theses are funny

    It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

    If trees could scream would we be so cavalier at cutting them down?
    We might if they screamed all the time for no reason.

    If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I am a a coward.

    Keep em coming I'll put more up soon.



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    Alienboy, Jan 26, 2002
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  2. creudzfeldt-jakob Guest

    For deep thoughts, read George Carlin. :D
     
    creudzfeldt-jakob, Jan 27, 2002
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    For whatever reason, my favorite was:

    I bet for an indian woman living on the plains, shooting a frontierman in the back with an arrow and he shoots his shotgun into the ground while he's falling, is like the top thing you could do...
     
    ejsmith, Jan 27, 2002
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    If every thing could speak that walked around would we only eat vegies?
     
    DragonRider SkyWard, Jan 27, 2002
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    Would not the veggies be able to speak too because "every thing could speak" ???? what are you trying to get at. Heres a deep thought for all:

    You are a siamese twin conjoined at the waist, and later you find out that your siamese brother is gay.
     
    strange_machine, Jan 27, 2002
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    Mentioning my personal hero and Idol, george carlin has gotten my blood roiling... so heres my all time favorite from ol George...

    Those who dance are considered insane by those who cant hear the music

    You cant fight city hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up

    Some see the glass as half full, some see it half empty, I see the glass as excecive for the job at hand.

    The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life

    May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house

    There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past
     
    ShadowDaemon, Jan 27, 2002
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    [​IMG] ___________________________________
    The tired and thirsty prosepector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. Uh-oh, he thought. This watering hole is resereved for skeletons.
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    Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I fund this out the hard way.
     
    Alienboy, Jan 27, 2002
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