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Cheapest goal in the history

Discussion in 'Playground' started by teekc, Nov 29, 2004.

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    i made a same post in another football manager gaming forum earlier. After a class or two, i think some of you guys might want to see this too. i also made another thread much earlier in the Playground for this game.

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    So, my first friendly game playing Liverpool. 30mins gone and Liverpool was down by one. Dudek set up this free kick, text book routine, nothing to see here... or so i thought.
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    As the ball was about to go pass player #10, out of no where, #10 injected himself with a huge dose of steroids. Its effect made #10 able to jump the tallest building in a single bounce. #10 jumped up and made the header, note, header
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    Dudek, the person who was suppose to have the higest "reflexes" stats on the field, was in such awe that he went straight to #10 asking for his autograph.
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    As so the story ends, a lame stupid cheating 35yard header goal made by cheap FC Kobenhavn ... or so you thought!
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    This is where it finally ends.

    epilogue
    If anyone here who actually likes Kobenhavn, you know i am just referring to the game's Kobenhavn not real world Kobenhavn. i spend most of my time within virtual reality.
     
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    I have no idea what the pictures mean.
     
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    It is from Football Manager 2005.

    Americans, sigh! ;)
     
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    Yeah, how come the ball isn't in the pictures?

    Presumably this Dudek guy is the goalkeeper?
     
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    The ball is in the pictures...

    Yes, Dudek is the keeper...

    I've no idea why he is playing him though. Kirkland is a much better keeper.
     
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    Jerzy Dudek is among the best keepers in the world. Put him in a team without a sucky defence* and you will see.

    *Yes, both Poland and Liverpool have sucky defences.
     
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    It's a friendly match aganist a weak team, and i need to rotate between dudek and kirkland over the season, so i played dudek in the first friendly.
     
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    That is possibly the most powerful and bravest header I've ever seen in CM or otherwise (check the tradjectory of the ball) - unless the guy had neck muscles on a par with the Mike Tyson - I would have thought the freekick would have knocked him flat.
    Interested to know what this Torrys stats are like - Anticipation - 20, Technique 20, Heading and Jumping 20? - did'nt think so.
     
    Tap Dancing Oyster, Dec 1, 2004
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