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An offer to the people of Hollywood, CA

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Shralp, Nov 6, 2002.

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    I am ever so happy that you have found actress Winona Ryder to be guilty of felony theft and vandalism.

    I understand that her sentence is still to be determined.

    Please accept my offer to detain Miss Ryder under house arrest.

    At my house.

    I will supply the handcuffs, etc.
     
    Shralp, Nov 6, 2002
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    LMAO!!!!!!

    She's been very, very naughty ... she needs some Sharlp-ness in her life.
     
    Mathetais, Nov 6, 2002
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  3. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] Shralp...We do have something in the Constitution about not handing out "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" I think spending time with you would apply! ;) :p :grin: :spin: :roll: :lol:
     
    Sir Belisarius, Nov 6, 2002
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    Oh, I'll come up with something unusual alright. :1eye:
     
    Shralp, Nov 6, 2002
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    Looks like Hollywood is going to remain a part of LA... I'll see what I can to for ya Shralp ;)
     
    Blackthorne TA, Nov 6, 2002
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    LOL :p
     
    Jesper898, Nov 6, 2002
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    Make sure they aren't valuable handcuffs - you might end up mysteriously "losing" them...

    :p
     
    Yerril, Nov 6, 2002
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    "Please accept my offer to detain Miss Ryder under house arrest."

    Dude.

    If it was my call to make, I'd ship her over to you. That is one piece that I TOTALLY would not touch...

    [edit: Whoops!!

    Almost forgot. Miss Ryder's Homepage]

    [ November 07, 2002, 01:15: Message edited by: ejsmith ]
     
    ejsmith, Nov 7, 2002
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    [​IMG] "Piece"?

    I was under the impression she was a woman, not an inanimate object.

    :p
     
    Big B, Nov 7, 2002
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    Shralp,
    Do you have a riding crop?
     
    Jack Funk, Nov 7, 2002
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    I asked her to pick me up one at Saks.
     
    Shralp, Nov 7, 2002
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    Mmmm - handcuffs and a riding crop....

    I love that woman!!
     
    Falstaff, Nov 7, 2002
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