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" Ode II BG 2 ! "


. . ."You must gather your party, / before Venturing Forth!"

( : cough : ) - err, sorry . . . ( : drumroll : ) . . . . .



Passing items left by foes felled in BG II :
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what a testimony to the life we lead!
the way-markers or testaments of our success
are hornéd helms on what are now skulls,
and hafts of staves, once held in striving hands .



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. . . why not follow up with an ode
to the Black Isle / Obsidian / Bioware title
*YOU* love the most?

 

Ode to BG1:

An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Grass Monkeys

Countless times have I wondered,
but ne'er been told:
where doth a gibberling carry all its gold?

 

Over miles and weary roads,
In many tombs unearth'd.
Anomen has the silliest voice,
The realms have ever heard.

 

Ode to Dragons most fierce - BGII ToB

Blue is the Sea and Blue is the Sky
Blue are your Scales and Blue is your Eye
Blue is your Lightning, Slayer of All
Blue are you, Great Abazigal.

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Muses of a tired Dragonslayer - BG Series

Along all the long roads I have wandered
and between each downed flagon
too often have I the question pondered:
Why is there always another Dragon?

 

Observations of a Farmer - ToB

I arise and breathe a sigh of relief
when I behold the bloody dawn
for surely I should not be moved to grief
by the death of another Bhaalspawn.

 

Ode to Icewind Dale.

Why doth anyone care?
About the plight of some villages
In the middle of no where?

 

Ode to Neeber:

I feel so thirsty, I wish I had
a little more gold to buy a
tankard of ale - I just need to get
Neeber to say one more ”hiya”

 

Ode to a halfling rogue. (Icewind Dale II)

Beware the stealthy halfling rogue,
She can pick your pocket faster than zap,
Don't bother to curse, she doesn't give a rap.
Drink a mead to that halfling rogue.