Real magic?

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But what happens if the girls start on me?

I'm not sure by what you mean in school Sapiryl?

 

But what if the girls start on me as well as i'm pummelling the 'girl beaters'?

 

Well, if terribly outnumbered, I prefer to leap into a tree to gain a tactical advantage. Then you can place yourself wherever you wand, to flee or to fight. You ought not to hit the girls though.

 

Ok...I'll just push them then...But if they start hitting me in the groin then i go berserk!

 

Well Sniper, styles include Karate, Tai Kwon Do, Ninjitsu, Kung Fu, etc. But there are inner sects within styles. Tai Kwon Do is from Korea, and some of the original masters had different thoughts about the goals of the Art. Some thought it should be for offense, others defense. Horange Chung Shin is a defensive version of Tai Kwon Do. That's what a school is.

As for girls attacking you, I have an idea. You know that axiom: "Guys shouldn't hit girls". I think it should be "Guys shouldn't hit ladies". If they're ganging up on one person (your ex), they are not ladies and therefore free game.

 

Ok...My school is the same as yours...for defensive purposes then.

About those girls...well what about this? Y'know girls or women want equality? Well it wouldn't be equal to just beat the boys and leave the girls alone would it? Everyone must get the same treatment! Otherwise it wouldn't be equal!

 

You see, it's really only the feminists that complain about that equality crap. You see, feminists don't want to be equal. They want to be put on a pedestal. Well, if they want to be put on a pedestal, they should act like they belong there. Things for them to do:

1) Should have to apply to Selective Services at age 18.
2) Should have the same insurance as men.
3) Should get the same number of scholarships, college opportunites, and work opportunites as men. As of now, women have about 3 times the scholarship, college, and work opportunites as men. You wonder why some men are bitter chauvanists?
4) They should be taken off the minority list. Oh, you didn't know that women were a minority? Well they shouldn't be! They make up about 52% of the world's population.
5) Stop whining. Whiners get nowhere.
6) Get out of the pornography business. YES! There are men in pornography, how many do you know? Women make up the majority of the pornography business, if they quit, it would fail. Stop acting so servile.
7) Get outa those stupid soap operas! No one is going to respect you if all you do is fight with the quilting group about how many guys you should sleep with in 1 night! (see 6)

There are more, but I'm feeling to political, and I should stop. If anyone disagrees, feel free to argue.

Taluntain, if this is a reason to close this thread, I'll make an official written apology in order to keep it open. (The rest is too good to be dropped for this.)

 

Alrighty then, its settled, If they start on me i'll treat them like normal people in a fight...Kick shit into all of them! Every bloody last one of them! COME ON!

 

Regardless, I would still feel uneasy about striking a woman. She could stick a knife in me and I wouldn't do anything.
Ah well.

 

What are you? A zombie? If she stuck a knife in me i'd repay the favour the fold!

 

It just isn't right to me, striking a girl.

 

I guess we all have our different opinions...but don't get me wrong, i'm no woman beater...I just respond with violence to violence...of course, depending on the reason for the violence, i may choose to react violently...

 

Ah magic...I myself am learned in the arts...
*spreads out arms and a ball of flame surrounds him*
I wonder if Sniper could do the same?

 

*recites some mystial words and evil snipers ball of flame freezes around him and he cant move*
know this little man, i am your master, your lord, i am immortal, your magic is parlour tricks compared to my magic, if you ever annoy me little man, i will kill you.

 

Little man? I am not mortal such as Sniper...I am death and hell bound together as one...I am Immortal put into the cast of a mortal to disguise myself. I shall battle an eternal war against the forces of light and all that oppose me...

 

i shall destroy your mortal body and your consciousness shell me lost forever and it shall join the screaming souls that surround me and all you will be able to do is scream!
the light opposes all of us darkfriends! we must destroy the triad of gods angels, only then will the forces of good be brought to their knees and be forced to pray at beelzebub's, our master, feet.
you are nothing compared to me, destroyer of worlds, all men are little compared to me and my powers, i am ONI, the demon that awaits you always and destryos your mind!!

 

My lord is that of Diablo, Mephisto and Baal...and i shall rise as one of the Prime evils should i destroy Sniper and his weakened form...I am invinsible to all save Sniper...as he was a part of me he alone knows of my weaknesses...

 

destroy sniper as he alone knows your true power!

 

I shall...and i shall do it well
*dissapears into shadows*

 

*thinks for a while then materialises in snipers room and follows him into the shadows...