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Sorcerer's Place: The Movie

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Mathetais, Jan 30, 2002.

  1. Tiamat Gems: 17/31
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    Hehe...she's tan enough. A bit tall, but we don't mind. ;)
     
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    [​IMG] Do you think i could have Mark Hoppus to play me?

    Oh yeah! I was on the news yesterday! just found out today :D Central/Midlands news was doing this thingy with brockworth and i was ment to be serving a few of the younger ones from me college tuck shop ... kewl!
     
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    Another part could be:

    The defense of the Friendly Arm Inn.

    Including scenes of Tal blasting away enemies John Irenicus stile.
     
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    So what will be the story? We have the actors now but the plot is most important...

    Am movie of some addicts spamming the boards isn't very interesting.

    [This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited February 21, 2002).]
     
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    In the role of Azardu: Danny DeVito. :)
     
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    Stallone plays Headbanger :)
     
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    I want Brad Pitt to play me.
     
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    PLOT?????

    Haven't you noticed that most movies with an "All-Star" cast usually don't have plots?!? (For example, see the movie RAT RACE ... YUCK!)
     
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    Haven't watched it. We count as an all-star cast, eh...? :p :D

    Plots? Umm...The Frantic Search For A Good Server? The Great Board Crash And Ensuing Mayhem? A Day In The Life Of An SP Addict?

    :lol:
     
  10. A mysterious storm covers the entire world, and all the people conencted to the chatroom are struck by lightining simulataneously!

    When they wake up, they find themselves in the bodies of their forum avatars, abandoned on the 8966'th layer of the abyss.

    They must fight their way to the nearest portal, eight hundred miles away across a barren fiery plane full of raging tan'arri and the like, to slay the mysterious Server Crash Lord, and regain their lives! (or, lack of lives)

    PS. I will not allow his plot to be used unless I can finish off the main enemy with Celestial Fire
     
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    [​IMG] I couldn't help laughing out loud while reading this and trying to picture all of you as the "star you wanna be". This is a pretty funny idea Math.

    Such a relief----first time I laughed all day.
     
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    I for one agree with Sir_Yerril on that.


    A storm strikes the FAI and then all people there are in a world they haven't heard anything of after they wake up. Those people will have to fight their way to a portal that Elminster(Mystra at this time) told them about.

    SPOILER**********

    Similar to POR

    Not only would this be a great movie but also a great adventure to make out too bad it is not possible.
     
  13. :D :D :D

    It was supposed to be a spoof!

    :D :D :D

    But since you like it, I guess it could be taken seriously...thanks.
     
  14. Slith

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    I agree with the great Sir Yerril, but it should be on the 7,364th level of the Abyss.
     
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    Hi, I'm an extra. There are 400 other floating eyeballs like me and we're all being paid $200 a day plus meals for scenes in which we mob the main characters, shouting things like, "Help me with my romance bug!" and "Is there a cheat that will give me a +7 Holy Avenger?" and "How do I get to stop being an eyeball?"
     
  16. Arabwel

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    Well, Sir_Yerril's plot idea is pretty darn ood, if I may say so.

    To add a little:
    Their surviaval depends on their getting their doses of mysterious FAI and their link to the mysterious entity known as THE BOARDS...

    Ara
    (Having Post-traumatic-examination-week-stress-disorder)
     
  17. [​IMG] And there are a bunch of ugly kobold Taluntain fangirls, who try to kidnap him. Their leader is a charming, young and excellent Ezellohar Shark-the first and the last kobold paladin the world of spam will see.:grin:

    Im played by<insert a ugly actress here>

    Ezellohar+Shark=Ezellohar Shark,one LotR loving paladin of justice,honor and love. And who doesnt have a life,until she gets 18.What happens in year 2008.*countdown begins*:hahaerr::hahaerr:
     
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    [​IMG] Sir Yerril ... easy for you to say. Your avatar is a winged angel. I, on the other hand, am a walking bunsen burner and life as my avatar would be about as much fun and sticking your hand in a kiln ;)

    One other issue ... most of our AI scripts are set to automatically kill things like glibberings, Kobalds, etc. I'd be afraid that after the lightning strike we would find outselves helplessly slaughtering our friends until someone is able to find the mythic "pause" button and then snuff out that little glowing latnern that we all carry in the bottom right corner of our lives. ;) :lol:

    Other than that, the plot is solid. We ran it past a small screening audience and NONE of them fell asleep!

    In other news, rumor has it that Taluntian and Extremist are filming a Pepsi commerical. The new slogan the mega-soft drink company is promoting is "Pepsi, your New Addiction!"
     
  19. LOL, Mat!

    I didn't think this story would be taken seriously, as it is utterly ripped from the game Toonstruck.

    Ah well, if you really think its that good, your welcome to it :D

    Mat; hopefully your change of form will give you 17 CON, so you can ignore those flames...
     
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    Finally, in a guest appearance, Tom Hanks as Baldak Oakfist, the Mighty DM. He appears in the Abyss only for a few seconds, for which he gets paid a undisclosed sum of money, tells the wandering posters that they all need to made a fortification save or their post tally will be re-set to 0, then disappears again.

    [This message has been edited by Baldak Oakfist (edited February 23, 2002).]
     
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