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Are you sure you are using the right one?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Gormenghast, Jul 30, 2001.

  1. Gormenghast Gems: 10/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Are you using the one that suits you best?

    Here is the list to make sure you have made the right decision!

    Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what
    a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms:
    Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones
    Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong
    enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more,
    it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy
    Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
    everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California
    Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms:
    Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms:
    Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr.
    Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
    General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and
    touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: where do you want
    to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It
    melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Chevron: use them? people do. Taco
    Bell: get some; make a run for the border MCI: for friends and family Double
    Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears latex condom: One coat is
    good for the entire winter Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you
    are United Airlines travel pack: Fly United The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go
    Where No Man Has Gone Before


    :D

    Sorry if this is unipropriate Tal :( , but i just found it funny! :)
     
    Gormenghast, Jul 30, 2001
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  2. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Whatnots survived more inappropriate posts than this... Though I don't really find it that funny.
     
    Taluntain, Jul 30, 2001
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    [​IMG] lol
    You forgot one:
    NOKIA: Connecting People
     
    BogiTheWaverer, Jul 30, 2001
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    You forgot the UK national lottery as well:
    "maybe, just maybe"
     
    Ironbeard, Jul 30, 2001
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    [​IMG] First of all, let me go on the record by saying that this thread is in horrifyingly bad taste. It opposes everything I stand for and will be reported to the HOTBODs committee immediately! :( ;)

    That being said - I did laugh my puritanical bum off! :) :D

    And I came up with a new one:

    Sorcerers Place Condom: The Stuff of Legends, right Boo!?!
     
    Mathetais, Jul 30, 2001
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  6. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    LMAO! The best one yet! :p
     
    Taluntain, Jul 30, 2001
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    ROTFLMAO :D Hey, that'd be a good way to make money for the sire Tal. Start selling SP condoms! :D
     
    Crawl, Jul 31, 2001
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  8. shadow_thief Guest

    you guys are sick! Though I did like the SP one.
     
    shadow_thief, Jul 31, 2001
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    i can see it now.

    the sp condom, you cant conjure up just one!
     
    The Fat Egg, Jul 31, 2001
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  10. The Wise The Grey Gems: 7/31
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    Or how about - "Cause you never know what lurks within the dungeon"

    "When saving throws just aren't enough"

    "Periaph of Proof against Poison"

    "Remember to yield when you wield"

    Or Slappy's - "Polish me nicely"

    Septic's - "Lord of the Funk" Heh, on second thought, maybe not.

    You could make a novelty condom too, and call it "Blackthorne the Abominable".
     
    The Wise The Grey, Aug 3, 2001
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