You Know You've Played Too Much BG2 When...

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When the only time you've been clubbin' is with the Bone Club.

 

when u call your bf anomen!

 

-when ur at the bar saying:
'ay, i want some ale' to the person besides u in a drunk voice like a commoner

 

-when u threaten the bullies saying:
'im profient with 2 katanas, and i have level 9 mage spells!!'

 

My friend and I were reading Romeo and Juliet at school. At the part when tybalt got killed, she said to me, "Oh, come on! Romeo's rapier was probably only 1d2!"
To which I reply, "Yeah, but Tybalt was wearing leater armour with an AC of 8!"

 

When you start hoping that more gun control goes into effect so your sword and bow will be boss again.

When you start thinking about all the ways the knowledge gleaned from surviving in a pre industrial world will come in handy in a post apocalyptic one after the nukes start flying.

 

Lol! Bravo Nimzo! That post deserves applause.

 

supplementary to nimzo's post - when you buy fallout as a survival aid

 

When noticing people on this board talk about playing solo, finding the game easy etc gives you a genuine feeling of inferiority and worthlessness.

 

when you sit in your bedroom all day waving your hands trying to impersonate a spell casting...and having dreams about some of the upper class maidons (i know i know)
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when you wake up in the morning and wonder why last night nobody offered you god like abilities in your dreams.

 

or when you wake up late and curse yourself for not leaving the rest until healed off.

 

When you realize that you've had 776 posts on a message board dedicated to BG RPG's and such.

When at the office, you find yourself muttering any of the following:

"This place could be habitable if properly cleansed and balanced."

"This place has a sense of EVIL to it."

"This is a den of stinking EVIL."

When at a pub, you ask for a strong Dwarven Ale.

When you go to a pet store and buy a hampster...Just so you can name him Boo. (And carry him everywhere you go)

When in church you fight the urge to ask the priests what kind of healing services they offer, and how much they cost.

When buying anything in a store you pour on the charm in the hopes your dazzling charisma will get you better prices!

You look into every box, drawer, or can you find to see if there is anything inside them you can make use of.



[This message has been edited by Sir Belisarius (edited April 09, 2001).]

 

when u wait at the bottom of the stairs thinkin' that when the game loads you'll be at the top

 

When Viconia, Imoen, Jaheira (for girls), Keldorn, Minsc, and Tiax (for boys) are becoming legitimate considerations for your future children's names!

 

When you carry a hampster in your pocket named "Boo's GirlFriend"

 

When you break into houses to look for quests.

 

....when you have never finished the game in 29 tries because you are trying to find the perfect mix or races and classes and finally decide to go solo.

....when you read every post in this thread and are stunned you are actually adding another one.

 

When you sart going to church praying to lathander, talos or helm

 

When you still wait buying that great music installation till you got a higher reputation.