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50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Taluntain, Jun 2, 2010.

  1. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] 50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

    Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

    Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

    Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

    Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

    Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

    Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

    Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

    Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

    Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

    Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

    Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

    Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

    Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

    Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

    Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

    Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

    Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

    Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

    Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

    Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

    Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

    Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

    Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

    Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

    Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

    Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

    Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

    Liberty: Ryan Giggs

    London Emilio: Slash

    Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

    Marquise: 50 Cent

    Memphis Eve: Bono

    Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

    Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

    Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

    Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

    Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

    Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

    Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

    Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

    Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

    Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

    Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

    Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

    Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

    Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

    Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

    Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

    Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

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    So what the heck is it with celebrities and "celebrities" and giving impossible names to their children? Some weird cosmic revenge on the universe or are these people simply so out of touch with the real world that they think that naming their son Cola Can or something similarly retarded is somehow "special"?
     
  2. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Fifi Trixibell is something I'd expect a poodle to be named.

    Ocean isn't too surprising for a father named Forest.

    Jermajesty is the best one on there though :lol:
     
  3. Gaear

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    I don't know how special these names are; they just reflect a deeper understanding of the world that regular people don't possess.

    The dog, luggage, and scientific instrument names notwithstanding, some of them don't seem too bad - like Brooklyn or Gulliver.
     
  4. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Some of them aren't too bad. However, the majority of them do border on child abuse (this is from the woman whose kid has a first name, second name and triplr-barelled surname!).
     
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    So celebrities play a lot of Final Fantasy games is what we're getting at here?
     
  6. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Moxie Crimefighter?
     
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    Montresor Mostly Harmless Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    A friend's friend called his son "Zaphod". :shake: It should be mentioned that the boy also has a more normal second name.

    I don't know how exactly they managed to smuggle that one past the authorities - if you want to give a child in Denmark a name that's not on the official name list, you need approval from the proper authorities. Apparently the proper authorities don't read Douglas Adams. ;)
     
  8. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    I agree with Silvery. Shiloh for instance is a pretty name whereas Kal El is as weird as it gets...

    I've got a rather "exotic" first name (I think that with hindsight my parents probably regret giving me that name) so I can't really criticize (and no I won't reveal my secret identity).

    I think you can live with a weird name but "Kal El"????!!! :rolleyes:
     
  9. Mesmero

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    I like unusual names, but must admit some of these are way over the top. There are some first names that I find quite ok however (or even would consider normal): Aurelius, Brooklyn, Calico, Gaia, Gulliver, Luna, Rufus, Sage, Tallulah, Willow. Some others such as Shiloh, Seven, Saffron, London, Hopper are a bit weirder I think, but I don't you should be ashamed to be called that.

    There is a well known Dutch guy who named his son Splinter.
     
  10. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    After the TMNT rat sensei? :rolleyes:
     
  11. Ziad

    Ziad I speak in rebuses Veteran

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    Wait, they left out Zowie Bowie? Shameful! :skeptic:
     
  12. Triactus

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    Wow! :lol:

    While I agree with most that some are okay, most are just weird!!! Pilot Inspektor?!? wtf? Everytime a cop will pull him over or something, he'll get a fine for non-cooperation with the police when he'll be asked "what's your name?". (I'm assuming Pilot Inspektor is a guy name... but it could be female...)

    But you can't expect anything less from Frank Zappa as "Moon Unit" or "Diva Muffin". He has a reputation of weirdness to maintain... :) (he did stop making music once because he said the technology at the time was not advanced enough for the sounds he had in his head)...
     
  13. 8people

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    [​IMG] I find the fact D&D players are criticising real names delicious.

    Next time people complain people who like fantasy games have no grip on reality I'm pointing them to this list.
     
  14. Silvery

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    I don't get rap singers either. WHy choose your stage name from the menu at Starbucks?
     
  15. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    The problem is that many of these names are not "real" names. Although on a weird scale calling your son "Ocean" is probably not that bad.

    But you're right that people who like fantasy games don't necessariy live in fantasy land. I'm pretty sure that being a celebrity must make life more like some sort of fantasy than simply RPing in the Forgotten Realms or elsewhere once in a while.

    You've got to be quite disconnected from "reality" to be able to give some of the weirdest names on this list to your kid (like "Pilot Inspektor"). By the way "Kyd" in itself strikes me as being an example of some sort of tautological joke, it's like actually calling your dog "dog"...
     
  16. Blackthorne TA

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    It's more like calling your dog "Dawg" ;)
     
  17. Gaear

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    Don't forget Ricky Bobby, who named his children Walker and Texas Ranger. ;)
     
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  18. CelticDream

    CelticDream I play well with others... others, not you Veteran

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    I swear, if my parents ever thought to name me Fifi Trixibell, I'd be sitting in a jail cell right now, in solitary, waiting for my death sentence to be carried out.

    On the other hand, what's wrong with 50 Cent's kids name of Marquise? That's not a bad name, can be pronounced Marcus, and it's not that uncommon here in the states, actually.
     
  19. Caradhras

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    Should be pronounced "markiz" and I don't know about giving a child a title as a first name though...
     
  20. dmc

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    Earl is not an uncommon name (less common than it used to be though).
     
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