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You're in the Alley now

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by chevalier, Feb 7, 2004.

  1. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    The most recent, 10^Nth discussion of Flame Warriors has inspired me to assemble this piece and dedicate it to our American Neocon Flame Warriors, the GI's of the Alley :) Especially the heroes who have fallen in debate. Eerr, battle.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, drums and trumpet please:

    A vacation in a cyber land
    Uncle Sam does the best he can
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    Now you remember what Ragusa said
    Nothing you want like to shot him dead
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    You'd be the hero of the neighborhood
    Everyone knows you'd be set for good
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    Smiling faces as you wait to post
    But once you get there you're completely lost
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    Spite and insults flying over your head
    Flames flying over your head
    If you want to survive you'd better go to bed
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    Flames ring out in the dad of night
    The debate calls (stand up and fight)
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    You've got your points better flame on sight
    Your finger's on the Enter
    Dubya sure is right
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    Night is passing and you just can't see
    Is this illusion or reality
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now
    You're in the Alley now
    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    Oh, oh, you're in the Alley now

    //Special thanks to Status Quo.

    [ February 07, 2004, 19:11: Message edited by: chevalier ]
     
    chevalier, Feb 7, 2004
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    Chev... you just ripped that poem straight from status quo didn't you? ;)

    Well I would stand up and fight, if I could think of a reason to debate some life issues with some people in a forum that I know nothing about, sorry but count me out, I'd rather do better things with my tim and save my debating energy for school and life.
     
    casey, Feb 7, 2004
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  3. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    Chev...

    I'd mercilessly kick your A$$ for this crap...but you are a fellow RC...so I will refrain.

    Remember, Chev, faith falls ahead of national loyalty, but just barely.
     
    Hacken Slash, Feb 8, 2004
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    "As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful - a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde's sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws - or a session of hard drinking..."


    Wait a minute.

    Chev, aren't you a Denmarkian? You're supposed to be Anti-Amerikan, too. Don't forget your responsibilites, here. Also, there's no reason to single out Ragusa or even harsh him.

    In other news, in before the lock/move...
     
    ejsmith, Feb 8, 2004
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  5. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Sorry, EJ. You didn't get it. Ragusa did. Hehe. Maybe you'd like to read it again?

    As NeoCons are now eager to kill me, I guess everything's all right with this song, isn't it? ;)
     
    chevalier, Feb 8, 2004
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  6. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    You're in the Whatnots now... :D
     
    Taluntain, Feb 8, 2004
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