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What's your favorite quote?

Discussion in 'Baldur's Gate (Classic)' started by Sorvo, Oct 18, 2003.

  1. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Kagain "I need an ale" ;) Please, Let us know who said it.

    [ October 21, 2003, 07:17: Message edited by: Sorvo ]
     
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    "Buttkicking for goodness!"
     
  3. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I forgot to mention to name the character that says the quote. Thank You Manus, for that classic Minsc quote :)
     
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    Thalantyr, "mighty mage of Beregost," muttering under his breath as yet another intrepid adventurer interrupts his research with stupid questions:

    "Why do I live in such a pissant town...?"

    ROFLMAO just about every time I hear it -- it NEVER gets old! :D
     
  5. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    "The travelling adventurer is never turned away from a house of Lothander".

    The way Keldath says it is just awesome...
     
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    "It's a bit unlady like but I'm gonna slit your throat I will"

    I love that sentence :cool:
     
  7. Sorvo

    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Apeman, You forgot to tell us who said that. I don't want to turn this into a game! That was Neira, bye the way ;)
     
  8. Falstaff

    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    "So I kicked him in the head 'til he was dead! Ha Ha!"

    --Various bandits and enemies throughout the game
     
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    Something like:
    "I'm no angel, but I've spread me wings a bit."

    - various hookers throughout the game.
     
  10. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    I jusat love Garrick's Moral Failure one... such a perfect ripoff. "Brave, brave Sir Garrick led the way, Brave, brave Sir Garrick ran away"

    Just SO perfect.

    Then again, I've barely gotten started.
     
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    I like Xan's voice set the best.

    "Our quest is in vain" "We're all doomed" "Oh what is the point!"

    The way he says it is what makes it so funny, like he's just waiting to tell you he told you so next time you die fighting a dragon. If you fought against a dragon that is. Why aren't there any dragons to fight? There should be dragons...

    Edit: Hey 100! :)
     
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    "My hotel is clear as an elven arse" - good old Winthrop
     
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    Anything by Xzar.

    "I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"

    Or Viconia's

    "The sun - it burns!"
     
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    [​IMG] Xzar's voice saying "Stop touching me!"

    I just keep laughing off to that one...
     
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    Hey you two, someone has probably done this allready, but I'm tired and therefore human-like in demeanour towards others, so ahh, welcome to the boards.

    :hippy:

    Heh, it's not the right one but he looks cooler than that damned smiling wavey man. :thumb:
     
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    "I do not fear death. Do you?" Sarevok: Love that line!

    "I'd ah, rather we just skip the small talk, an' get right to the killing." Drasus: I used this in a voice set. Awesome...

    "Justice may be blind, but I'm not!" Angelo: Spoken like a true moron.


    "Oh my bum's itchy, but I can't scratch it cuz my armor is too tight!" Scar: That has to be one of the all out funniest lines in the entire game!
     
  17. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Ya lill' monkey spanker - Tiax

    I am so SMART!!! S M R T!!! uhhh I mean S M A R T! - Quayle

    Ouch! I mean moooooooh - Cow in TOSC

    G'night kitty - Don't remember his name, but he was part of the second Thieves Guild quest.

    Ok, I've just had my FULL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence and most of all patience! If you have a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I am going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat. And stuff it lengthways into a crevice of your being that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves won't touch with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?! - Reply option to Hermit north of Nashkel

    [ October 29, 2003, 22:39: Message edited by: Morgoth ]
     
  18. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Gotta add Xzar's "Montaron! I... I never loved you!" in case you get Monty killed :D Had me literally falling off my chair :D
     
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    Sexiest line in the entire BG series -- not so much because of WHAT is said, but because of HOW it is said:

    Safana: "My feet are very sore; perhaps you could...massage them...?"

    :love: Baby, I'll suck the nail polish right off your toes! :love:
     
  20. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    "Stand forth, so that my hamster may get a better look at you."

    Guess.
     
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