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Weird ways to quit smoking

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Silvery, Oct 17, 2008.

  1. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    What's the weirdest method of giving up cigerettes that you've ever heard?

    Somebody once told me (and I have passed on the advice) that you should buy a pack of cigerettes, ask somebody to put one up their bum and then replace it in the pack. The theory being that you won't smoke any of the cigerettes in fear of getting the one from the bum.

    Anyone else got any odd advice?
     
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    ehm, can't you see which one has been up the ass?

    besides, i would just buy a new pack


    my advice: start eating a lot of liquorice cigs taste like **** after eating that
     
  3. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Have you ever tried taking a fag out of a fresh pack, then putting it back in?
    It's impossible.
     
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    And who the hell would put the cigarette up their bum?
     
  5. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Well, here in the US, you could just start calling cigarettes "fags". Telling someone you "just smoked a fag" means something *very* different then across the sea... :p

    Another odd way....how about not starting to begin with? :p :rolling:
     
  6. Silvery

    Silvery I won't pretend to be your friend coz I'm just not ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Very true barmy.

    Bless americans...they still use the word fag when referring to gay people. Try it over here and you just get laughed at!!
     
  7. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    I just saw this on Manswers last night on Spike TV. They claim it works for all addictions.

    Research from Russia claims that whipping works. After the treatment, you would associate the pain of being whipped with the desire for a Cigarette. The association is supposely worse than the "nic-Fits". If the whipper is a woman, then there is also shame associated. But if she's hot, wouldn't you need a smoke after the session?

    BTW: Kitrax, You drop a line like that and people still think I'm a homophobe...
     
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    You'd have to pay me a lot of money to put ANYTHING up my bum!

    Dave Barry suggested randomly inserting 'cigarette loads' into cigarette packs. That way, 1 in 20 of the cigarette's will blow up in the face of the user.
     
  9. Dice

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    Considering the moistness of the area, and the involuntary clamping of the sphincter muscle wouldn't the cigarette just break when the person tried to remove it anyway?
     
  10. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    That's gross. I've heard sheer willpower works it doesn't qualify as weird though, still I'm no quitter.
     
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    exactly, quitting is not an option ;)
     
  12. Dice

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    The way I quit smoking was waiting until I had a horrible horrible cold. I was so sick that smoking felt bad anyway and after three days I was already past the nail-biting stage.
     
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    My very sweet and soft-spoken sister-in-law quit by drinking tea. She said that she just pretended that tea did the same thing as cigarettes and had tea everytime she had a strong desire to smoke.

    As unlikely as it sounds, her device worked, she hasn't smoked in more than a year.
     
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    How about replacing smokes with sex? Every time you feel the need for a smoke, have sex instead. Soon you'll be too exhausted to do anything!

    Or, switch to Mary Jane! (Kidding! No need for a warning from the moderators about the evils of encouraging drug use!)
     
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    My grandma kept like an emergency packet of cigarettes in one of her clothes draws, along with some moth balls. One day she ran out of her normal ones, and grabbed the pack out of her draw. Apparently a lot of the smell and taste of the moth balls had gone into the cigarette and it tasted so bad that she went from being a pack-a-day smoker to totally abstaining.
     
  16. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    It's a problem when you only smoke after making love; especially if you already smoke a pack a day.
     
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