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Unnecessary Beef

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Aldeth the Foppish Idiot, Nov 17, 2004.

  1. Blackthorne TA

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    [​IMG] Oh, but mayonnaise being mostly fat will keep all those lucious juices from soaking into the bread and making it all soggy. Plus mixing mayonnaise with those juices will make a delicious sauce. MmmmMmmm! :yum: :lol:
     
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    Wonder if the Double Monster Thick Burger comes with a defibrillator? :lol:
     
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    Check out the little clip at their website. "Be Afraid, the new monster burger."

    www.hardees.com
     
  4. joacqin

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    I could see myself trying out that thing but it looks a bit dry. A hamburger atleast needs a bit of onion.
     
  5. Arahar

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    I'm going to try it. I'll probably have a heart attack when I'm done but I'll finish it. WITH the fries and coke. I've eaten bigger burgers but only homemade ones. AND mayonaisse has no earthly business coming anywhere near my food. The taste and texture are just wrong.
     
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    Beren Lovesick and Lonely Wanderer Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Thank god I smartened up and broke out of my teenaged dependency on that vile garbage. Just looking at that makes me see myself with all my high school chub back in place. :shake: :rolleyes:
     
  7. Arabwel

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    Hmm... i wonder if those will be around the next time I'l be anywhere near one of thopse places? 'cause I sure as hell would love to yrt one... WITH the fries and coke, just like Arahar says :D
     
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    Urrgh! While I've no problem with greasy and unhealthy food, I couldn't touch that with a long stick just for the taste. Hamburger meat is never even 1/100:th as good as the one you find in real restaurants, and even there I want plenty of potatoes or rice to go with it. That thing is like eating nothing but meat with lots of fat and grease on it. It simply cannot taste any good.

    I mean, it's like eating 2 french fries with 1 kilogram of ketchup to go with it. The taste proportion is all wrong.
     
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    I will stick to healthy and tasty Irish food.
     
  10. Colthrun

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    1.5 calories burger may not be that bad if you don't eat that regularly. You can consider it like a hearty meal. :D

    Now, THIS is sick and totally unhealthy. :eek:
     
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    That thing would make me ill. Just full of such crap.
     
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    I am amazed. And I thought that having black pudding, white pudding, pork and beef sausages and bacon was bad when having a fry!
     
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    :lol: Someone actually made a burger version of the John Candy special?!? Still, an old 96er burger has no where near as much class as a steak. :shake:
     
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    I wouldn't touch that thing to burn it. Simply disgusting. There's probably more fat in that thing than there is in my whole body. Why? Because I don't eat that crap. No wonder we americans are so fat. If I ever become dictator, mandatory fat camps will be enacted.
     
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    Interesting read.
     
  17. T2Bruno

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    Beef -- it's what's for dinner. Hoo-yah. Carnivores of the world UNITE!

    I don't see much difference between this burger and the 20 ounce prime rib with a huge baked potato. To each their own....
     
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    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    I'd actually eat that :toofar:
     
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    Now I want to drive down and get that 96oz Burger too... Damn
     
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    All I can say is... DAAA-MMN! That's one hell of a lot of meat, and I can safely say I know at least four people who would jump, no, LUNGE at the chance to get their hands on something like this. Not for me, though - I know my limits, and a burger this size is a stomach pump waiting to happen for me.

    I'm with T2Bruno: to each their own. Life is only worth living if you're enjoying it as much as possible and doing what you feel you should. Not my bag, but why not enjoy it if you're going to drop at 40 from a massive heart attack? It's your life.
     
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