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Two poems - Inspired by Dalveen's "Odd"

Discussion in 'Creativity Surge' started by Falstaff, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. Falstaff

    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    [​IMG] These were inspired by Dal's Poem which was constructed in #sorcerers.

    Rock on.

    Poem One

    This dog is not a god -
    A god would be more odd –
    For if a god scratched at a flea
    He would scratch instead at me
    Bollocks, then, to god.

    Poem Two

    This dog is not the image of God
    The image of God would be more Odd
    Because if God created the dog,
    And if God’s image were a dog,
    Then God would mostly say "Woof"
     
  2. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere ★ SPS Account Holder

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    oooh, I'll add mine. Am mighty proud of it.

    my friend bob
    had a very tiny nob.
    He spent all day playing with himself
    when into his world came a really hideous elf.
    The child they conceived
    made many hearts bleed,
    for it was the creation
    of a pathetic exertion.
    When it was born
    it heralded the dawn
    of the end of civilisation.


    Edit: Just going to add a quick limerick.

    There once was a man called Takara,
    who spent all day dressed like Octara.
    When she walked in,
    and saw the sillyness of him
    She introduced him to a sword named Drakora


    [ March 03, 2005, 22:59: Message edited by: Takara ]
     
  3. SleepleSS Gems: 24/31
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    I like the Limerick :D

    Still this isn't my kind of poetry

    although I like the T O P to the P O T and the D O G to the G O D , now I'm trippin'

    Thanx to Kid Rock!
     
  4. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Here's another limerick: This is something I'll be using later.

    There was a girl named Castimonia dubia
    Who was rumoured to have a well used labia
    For when she was at home
    She was never alone
    And eventually ran off with a girl named Octavia
     
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    Wow...hats off to you for getting the word "labia" into a poem.
     
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