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The Bible

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by ejsmith, Nov 9, 2003.

  1. ejsmith Gems: 25/31
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    According to legos?!!

    First, I questioned the amount of time put into this project. Not only in terms of placing pieces and arranging them, but painting and coloring and super-gluing them.

    Second, it rated a couple of laughs. Hope everyone else enjoys it, too.
     
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    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Yeah - if you read some of the press releases he has on the site, apparently, the guy who did all of this is NUTS!
     
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    This is hilarious!

    And yes, the guy is completely crazy. It's obviously meant as a parody. But it's still hilarious!
     
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    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    ROTFLMAO! This guy has talent :) This would be a good childrens guide :p
     
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    OMFG

    This is just too hilarious. :D
     
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    OH MY GOD!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!

    For now on I'll bring my lego at church eh?

    I wonder does lego are Protestant or Chatolic?
     
  7. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    Look at Shechem's circumcision :lol:
     
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    Disturbing.

    Very. Disturbing.

    The Lego-Blood® thing is very creative. I never did anything like that with my Space-Legos©. I've got mixed feelings on the whole Lego-Foreskin© thing, though. The 55-gallon drum of them doesn't help the situation...
     
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    Oh my god! Unbelievable! And so damn funny! :D

    That guy has really used his time and money with legos.
     
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    Easily the funniest use of Lego ever!

    LMAO!
     
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    Check out this one and the one following ... talk about disturbing.

    Very funny, but I'm wondering...is he mocking the Bible or trying to help?

    I can't tell.
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!! That picture of Joseph being ambushed on the main page is hilaious. It looks like hes being binned!

    Edit: and he is.
     
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    why is there a T-Rex in the garden of eden :shake:
     
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    Whoa, this is the coolest story format of the bible i've ever seen! :shake:

    But howcome Bible is so Sovinistic? :)
    "Man, man man" and we always refer god as He? Why? Why not She? :D
     
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    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    @Math

    Oh, he is SO mocking - I believe it is some sort of personal stab at some clergymen that he knows/knew at some point in his life.
     
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    I figured, but I'm trying to assume the best of people *sigh* another disappointment. Pagans! ;)
     
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    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    :grin: Filthy Pagans!! :grin:

    Edit - if there is anyone with any doubt whatsoever that this is poking fun at the Church, check out this one and read forward, especially when it gets to the "women speaking in church" section.

    [ November 11, 2003, 20:28: Message edited by: Falstaff ]
     
  18. Bombur

    Bombur I'm always last and I don't like it

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    Okay, so I focused on Noah's ark and other "safe stories" first ... remember, "God hates a mocker!"
     
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