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Squirrels are evil

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by casey, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. casey Gems: 15/31
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    True or not, its hysterical.
     
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    :D I can sympathise with that. I mean my experience wasn't that extreme but, god damn, that squirrel had issues. There I was sitting under a meduim sized tree, just in the shade, out of the sun, as you do. When this freaking little rodent starts throwing s**t at me! At first I thought, "meh, just some nuts falling from the tree or somthing." It kept happening, so I simply moved. But oH! It followed me! So I looked up and there he was (it could have been a she, I really don't know though) with an acorn, or somesuch squirrely grenade type thing, hurling the stuff at my head. Accurate to boot! Man, If I could have climbed a tree as fast as that little critter, I can tell you, there would have been trouble...

    I'm not making this up BTW. Really. Weird I know, but true. Perhaps unlike that biker's story.
     
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    [​IMG] We all know Squirrels are evil! Especially people who played against my green white Magic dexk :D
     
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    *Has this bad, bad joke about Gehn, head, and squirrels in his mind* :D

    Next time you are seeing a squirrel on the road, accelerate. :p
     
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    Like a day with my nephew. That boy is far too violent for his age!
     
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    Almost fell off my chair reading this story! Not a good thing to do at work....
     
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    :lol: ROTFL!! Brilliantly hilarious story! I should submit it to my uni's joke newspaper...(they have a thing for evil squirrel's...)
     
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    Squirrels are cute and cuddly, leave them alone!! :toofar: I mean c'mon, does he look evil to you?
     
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    This's the devil! DEVIL I say! Very Funny indeed! :D
     
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    Sarevok, he doesn't look evil, but he does look damn constapated...

    Hilarious story BTW, I woould love to see a squirrel give the finger!
     
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    LMAO! That's the funniest thing I've read in some time. :lol: Squirrels can be so devious...and I'd never, ever, want to get one pissed at me.
     
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    Sarevok Anchev is right. Squirrels are pure creatures, incapable of evil if left alone, This "demonic squirrel" was surely a weapon sent against the US by al-Qaeda or someone.
     
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    LMAO!! Very funny story and sounds like a great afternoon's fun. To be honest, I'm surprised it wasn't a badger involved. They are, after all, trying to take over the world.
     
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    ROFLMAO...hilarious!
     
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    Rofl, well it was a good read anyway, I've seen proof Squirrels could be cunning and mischievous, but this story had me convinced they are evil. Assuming it actually happened that is
     
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    LMFAO!!!! Evil squirrel's!
     
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    [​IMG] They are the face of Satan, better start praying again Saravoks picture gave me the creeps! Last night a squirel was comming from the well instead of Samara... Will it ever stop????
     
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