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spells you would like to cast in real life

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Dias, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Fireball. Duh.

    Bigby's Bitch-slap, too :D

    And of course...

    Symbol:Caffeine :D
     
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    Hmmmm... I think i would chose Fools gold and Conflagration of Doom, both from Warhammer fantasy battle. I kknow some people and places who should be on the recieving end of the later of those two! :mad:
     
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    Teleport - imagine no more having to commute to and from work, sigh! On the other hand it would rather unfortunately cut down on the excuse about not being able to visit certain relatives more often due to travel time.
     
  4. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    Time Stop - useful for everything

    Keep Calmness - can be put to good use

    Imp. Invisibility - for scouting ;)

    Cure Disease(and/or hangover) - of course

    And much more ;)
     
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    Animate Dead
    Heal
    Hold Person
    Haste
    Improved Invisibility
    Time Stop
    Call Lightning
    Stoneskin
    Mass Dominate
     
  6. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Heal
    Chain Lightning
    Bigby's Crushing Fist
    Finger of Death
    Fireball
    Pollymorpgh Self - An eagle
    Invisability
    Stoneskin
    Timestop :rolling:
     
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    I can already cast every spell in real life.
     
  8. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    I've changed my minde the most usefull would be:


    WISH
     
  9. Splunge

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    Wish would be great, except I'd fail the Wisdom test. :xx:

    Time stop for me. LOTS of time stops.
     
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    Ladykiller +5 :D
     
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    1. Time Stop - I think everybody could use this at some point or another.

    2. Invisibility - again, real handy. Not to be abused, of course.

    3. Power Word, Silence - I get sick of hearing the same crap about how all men are chauvinist bastards from the people in my office every day. And of course, my opinion (however reasonably argued) is invalid, since I'm one of them... of course, sometimes, I'd have to PW myself, but giving people a few minutes to shut up and think is not a bad idea, since it won't really harm anybody.

    4. Resurrection - too many people I know have committed suicide; I've always believed that if people knew the mess they'd leave behind, they would at least reconsider, and in most cases, give life a good shot. Only for when nature hasn't been allowed to run its course.

    5. Eagle's Splendour - for when you need to make a good impression - it sounds so much cooler than its 2nd Ed equivalent... and I'm not into the whole "Charm" thing - it's too morally fraught for me.

    Some Honourable mentions:
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    Neutralize Poison - for when you need to get over that hangover REAL quick, or just drive home after a night out.

    Silence, 15' Radius - as Power Word, Silence.

    Dimension Door - can you guess how chaotic a game of soccer could become?
     
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    Almost everybody wants to kill/fire/lightning to someone... :nono:
     
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    Never played IWD2. So I'll just take my pick from the spells proposed here. And considering there's no reason not to say "all of them" if there's no limit, I'll place a maximum limit of 5 and 10 for myself.

    Top 5:

    - Improved Invisibility . . . (I guess the reason is obvious, for protection and fun)
    - Teleport . . . (For protection and the ability to go on vacations without spending time & cash on it)
    - Heal . . . (To take care of myself and the people and animals around me)
    - Cure Disease . . . (Reason for this is obvious as well)
    - Resurrect . . . (Well this is obvious)

    + Top 10:

    - Timestop . . . (Works for about anything)
    - Sleep . . . (Pacifistic response to a threat situation)
    - Stoneskin . . . (Perfect defense in real life)
    - Magic Missiles . . . (Can't miss, and quick to cast.. no-one can defend against this spell)
    - Fireball . . . (Numerous uses, most of all in a hostile situation)

    [ November 22, 2004, 07:25: Message edited by: Foradasthar ]
     
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    Power Word: Reload
    UNlimited Wish
    Summon Computer
    Change History
    Edit Memory
    Spawn Free Drinks
    Time Stop
    Sharpen Fencing Foil
     
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    'Raise Dead' (it would be good to summon some skeleton knights in the work place)
    'Summon Fiend' (as above)
    'Finger of Death' without the green fog
    'Infravision' (useless in the game but would be great in real life)
    'Horrid Wilting'
    'Time Stop'
    'Stone Skin'
     
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    1) Polymorph Self - The perfect disguise. Excellent for sneaking about, getting acces to places you normally wouldn't be able to go.
    2) Tongues - Never be bothered by linguistic barriers again.
    3) Teleport without error - Traffic jam? Public transportation? I laugh at you.
    4) Dominate Monster - What you can't get done yourself, you let others do for you.
    5) Heal - For obvious reasons. Ease the suffering around me.

    Though, I can't pass up on this one:

    6) Fireball - For caving in to the temptation of blasting away people that annoy me.
     
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    Yah, I know, it's not a D&D spell, but I would really love to do the Emperor Palpatine sparky-lightning-fingers thing, and that Force choke that Vader does--just the thing(s) for those who cheese me off.
     
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    [​IMG] hah i will cast
    Time stop
    fireball
    chain lightening
    Summon monster XI
    Improved Invizibility
    Great Spell mantel
    Inprove Invincibility
    and no one will be able to touch me but evry spell is usefull in diffrent time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
     
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    You love saying hah don't you?

    I add to my earlier post:
    Invisibility
    Use Any Item
    Geas
     
  20. Foradasthar Gems: 21/31
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    I just have to ask. What are you going to do with a spell mantle in real life? I mean, it's not like anyone else can cast spells.

    And I have to add to that. You people who pick nothing but offensive spells, do you expect to find use for those spells? And if you do end up blasting people around, how long do you think it'll take till you're shot, blown up or stabbed in your sleep?
     
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