Spam or Sp related song

Remove all ads!

Yay doing Back in Spam and Welcome to the Board O' Magik gave me an idea. Why not do a threat so all of us can come to some great Songs SPAM-ized for SP eh?

Here's my first songs,

Welcome to the Board O' Magik!
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the spammer that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the post count honey
We got your spaming

In the Board O' Magik
Welcome to the Board O' Magik
Watch it bring you to your poll m,m,m,m,m,m,,m,m,m,,m,m,,m mousepad, mousepad
I wanna watch you post

Welcome to the Board O' Magik
We take it threat by threat
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy SPS account holder
That's very hard to please
You can taste the High Edge
But you won't get them for free
In the Board O' Magik
Welcome to the Board O' Magik
Feel my, my, my Random Babbling Post!
I, I wanna hear you post

Welcome to the Board O' Magik
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an websurfer
In the Board O' Magik where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll post it eventually
You can post anything you want
But you better not take it from Taluntain

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the Board O' Magik baby
You're gonna die
In the Board O' Magik
Welcome to the Board O' Magik
Watch it bring you to your poll m,m,m,m,m,m,,m,m,m,,m,m,,m mousepad, mousepad
In the Board O' Magik
Welcome to the Board O' Magik
Feel my, my, my Random Babbling Post
In the Board O' Magik
Welcome to the Board O' Magik
m,m,m,m,m,m,,m,m,m,,m,m,,m mousepad, mousepad
In the Board O' Magik
Welcome to the Board O' Magik
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!

And of course


Back in Spam
I hit the BOM!
I been too long
I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm dead loose
from the noose that's kept me hanging around.
I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high,
forget the hearse cause I never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes,
each and evry one of them is wondrin why,
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Mama, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in Spam, yes I'm back in Spam! Ow!

Back in the thing,
I post in a threat,
mama, one with a babbling,
I'm a power pack.
Yes, I'm in a forum,
with a lots of fun,
they've got to host me if they want me to post,
cause I'm back on the web and I'm beatin the firefox!,
nobody's gonna get me on another rap.
So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my post count!,
don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in Spam, yes, I'm back in Spam.

Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in Spam, yes, I'm back in Spam.

Well, I'm back, back,
Back, back, back, back,
Back in Spam, yes, I'm back in Spam


And how can we forget?

Nothing but spam Matters

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever spaming who we are
and nothing but spam matters

Never posted myself this way
Web is ours, we web it our way
All these webpages I don't just say
and nothing but spam matters

Threat I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open explorer for a different view
and nothing but spam matters

never posted a poll for what they do
never posted a poll for for what they know
but I know

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever spaming who we are
and nothing but spam matters

never posted a poll for what they do
never posted a poll for what they know
but I know

Never opened myself this way
Post is ours, we live it our way
All these webpages I don't just say

Threat I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open explorer for a different view
and nothing but spam matters

never posted a poll for what they say
never posted a poll for games they play
never posted a poll for what they do
never posted a poll for what they know
and I know

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever spaming who we are
No, nothing but spam matters


I'm currently doing Sweet Spam o' Mine

Here's the work so far.

She's got a spam that it seems to me
Reminds me of Whatsnot memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the world wide web
Now and then when I see her post
She takes me away to that special threat
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and spam

Sweet spam o' mine
Sweet threat of mine

She's got poll of the bluest skies
As if they thought of simlies
I hate to look into those posts
And see an ounce of moderating
Her Babbling reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a poster I'd hide
And pray for the spam
And the sensorium
To quietly pass me by


Sweet spam o' mine
Sweet Threat of mine


Where do we spam
Where do we spam now
Where do we spam
Sweet Spam o' mine




I'm open to suggestion.

 

Perhaps I can Add We Are the Spammers

I've posted my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my spamming
But committed no crime -
And spelt mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of spam kicked in my face -
But I've spam through

We are the spammers - my friends
And we'll keep on posting - till the end -
We are the spammers -
We are the spammers
No time for losers
'Cause we are the spammers - of the SP -

I've taken my posts
And my spamming posts -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it -
I spam you all -

But it's been no bed of posts
No pleasure spam -
I consider it a spamming before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the spammers - my friends
And we'll keep on posting - till the end -
We are the spammers -
We are the spammers
No time for losers
'Cause we are the spammers - of the SP

 

Here's mine - based on Poison's 'Every Rose Has it's Thorn'

Every board has it's Spam

We both lie silently still
In the dead of SP
Although we SPAM close together
We feel miles apart inside

Was it something I said or something I did
Did my babbling not come out right
Though I tried not to SPAM you
Though I tried
But I guess that’s why they say

Every board has it's SPAM
Just like every night has it’s dawn
Just like every poster babbles his sad, sad post
Every board has it's SPAM

I listen to our favorite Blackthorne TA
Babbling on on the boards
Hear Beren say SPAM's a game of easy come and
Easy go
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever posted like this
And I know that you’d babble here right now
If I could have let you know somehow
I guess

Though it’s been a while now
I can still feel so much posts
Like Taluntain that cuts your posts, the wound heals
But the SPAM, that SPAM remains

I know I could have saved a thread that night
If I’d known what to say
Instead of makin’ SPAM
We both logged off separate ways

But now I hear you found a new board
And that SP never meant that much to you
To hear that tears Taluntain up inside
And to see you cuts him like a knife

 

We will flame you


Buddy you are n00b, make a big noise
Postin’ in all threads gonna get an avatar some day
You got a gem as your face
You big disgrace
Opening old threads all over the place

We will we will flame you
We will we will flame you

Buddy you are cool man, l33t man,
didn’t read the rules, wanna be a spam-god some day
You got Tal in a rage
A big mistake
Somebody has deserved the IOW plaque

We will we will flame you
We will we will flame you

Buddy you can spam, and spam well
Typing longer posts, gonna take a full page someday
It’s longer than chevalier’s
What a disgrace
You’re the bigger spammer in the Sorcerer's Place

We will we will flame you
We will we will flame you

[ December 16, 2005, 14:28: Message edited by: Colthrun ]

 

Based on Great Big Sea's version of I'se the B'y, a Newfie song. I did my best, but this isn't even half of the song. Find Sailor Newf in Baldur's Gate at the tavern with the bathtub in front and have him sing you the chorus.

I'se the Mod

I'se the mod that reads the posts
And I'se the mod that edits them
I'se the mod that catches the spam
And points it out to Tal.

Hip-yer-spammer, Hacken Slash
Hip-yer-spammer, Chandos
Beren, dmc, Blackthorne TA,
All inside of High Hedge

1337s and n00bs to cover your flake
Both the Alleys for supper
No punctuation or proper spacing
ALL CAPS LOCK IS ON

EDIT: After a bit of searching, I found a mostly suitable MIDI tune for those who don't know the song. I'se the B'y midi Click on MIDI #2.

[ December 16, 2005, 20:07: Message edited by: kuemper ]