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Quotes

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Riddley Walker, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Riddley Walker Gems: 8/31
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    Please list all the tired old cliche's you can think of, or maybe some pretentious gobbledegook...

    [ October 16, 2002, 12:32: Message edited by: Riddley Walker ]
     
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    Is this a famous one? If so, then I'm almost sorry, but this quote has to be put up!

    "The object of war is to not die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his"

    I love it :D

    [I believe that was Patton - BTA]

    [ October 10, 2002, 16:50: Message edited by: Blackthorne TA ]
     
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    [​IMG] If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are the made of meat??
     
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    I like that quote also, but it was actually FROM the movie Patton. According to one of those quote sites, George Patton never said that, but George C. Scott portraying Patton said it in the movie. Great line either way.

    Jeff Daniels, portraying Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain in the movie "Gettysburg", had this great, one word line: "BAYONET"!!

    This one by Mike Ditka is good too: "You are never a loser until you quit trying".

    [ October 10, 2002, 20:20: Message edited by: Keraptisdm ]
     
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    Hheheh Ridley, that was totally freaky- i'm wearing a shirt that has the binary joke on it right now, purchased from Thinkgeek.

    That's all i got right now.

    Amon-Ra
     
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    "
    Everybody has to believe in something.
    I believe I'll have another beer.
    "
     
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    This is what Windows Installer tells me when it wants the next CD:

    This in mind, I can`t understand why alot of people seem to dislike Microsoft- such an amusing company, after all :D
     
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    [​IMG] "It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."

    "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet *****."

    [That is NOT a curse - Slim]

    [ October 11, 2002, 06:22: Message edited by: SlimShogun ]
     
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    The fall itself is harmless, its the sudden stop at the end that tends to do the damage
     
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    BTA, Keraptism, on about the Patton quote. I only got it from the game, Operation Flashpoint. I thought it was hysterical :D
     
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    [​IMG] I have a whole lot of them said by me or my friends. Not famous, yes, but certainly amusing.

    For instance, one day we were talking about how to save energy, and my friend whispered to me "Don't use a heater. Set the house on fire."
     
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    I love this one uttered by Winston Smith in 1984:
    "Sanity isn't statistical"
     
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    okay so I'm not original.
    "Live by the sword, die by the sword!"
    Love it.

    (Okay it has been said a couple of times by famous and not famous people.)

    Padeen Dragonblade!
     
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    "Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war!"

    "What could have been, and never was, was never meant to be."

    "It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!"

    "Believe in others, and they'll leave you behind. Believe in yourself, and...well, knowing you - they'll still leave you behind."

    "For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

    "Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win, and never quit, are idiots."
     
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    "in the beginning, God created heaven and earth"
    that simple though so impressive!
     
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    [​IMG] ARISTOCRATIC, STUCK-UP TART: Winston, you're drunk!

    WINSTON CHURCHILL: And you are ugly. But, in the morning, I shall be sober.

    :bigeyes:

    ANOTHER ARISTOCRATIC, STUCK-UP TART: Winston, if I were your wife, I would poison your coffee!

    WINSTON CHURCHILL: If I were your husband, I would drink it.

    :bigeyes:

    "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return."

    -Moulin Rouge
     
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    I was at Leeds festival and there was a lad going out with one of my friends, and she left early without saying bye. The lad (jed) starting crying and slumped onto the floor in the middle of the crowd when Muse were one. He started saying to my mate Rob:
    Jed:Boohoohoo, I cant breathe!! I can't breathe!
    Rob: Course you can ****ing breathe you've been doing it for 16 years!
     
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Ok, I have 3 really funny quotes...2 from President Bush, and 1 from the movie Braveheart... :thumb:
    For some reason, these three have always amused me. :thumb: :rolling:
     
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    From Douglas Adams:
    Flying is easy. All you have to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss.
     
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