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Post for random babbling, possibly with some sense, #3

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Taluntain, Apr 4, 2002.

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  1. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Just what it says. Post away, mostly anything goes, as long as it's not one-word comments or similar spam.
     
  2. the god Gems: 13/31
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    [​IMG] any particular reason for locking #2 at 321 posts? maximum space? or did you just think it looked neat?

    first reply on new random babbling topic! (okay, that's spam) :grin:

    [deity edity]: LB- my spam's bigger than your spam! anyway, just checked- #1 was 8 pages long (#2 is 9, but the last page has few posts)...

    maybe mentioning spam was reverse psychology? Tal. wants. us. to. spam.

    [This message has been edited by the god (edited April 04, 2002).]
     
  3. C'Jakob Guest

    Been playing Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness recently. Eh, not a bad game, although it's near a decade old. :) Perhaps I can get Starcraft or the like. That's just five years old. ;)
     
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    [​IMG] eeeeeeeeeek!!!! The purple chickens are after me.

    (Actually God this would probably be regarded more as spamming than your post)

    edit: yay 3rd reply!

    [This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited April 04, 2002).]
     
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    The god, use the search engine and look for the topic called "one word story".

    After you study the matter, you'll know why was the previous #2 closed.
     
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    [​IMG] yeh, i read that 24-page hunk of man-meat a while ago. very amusing (always kept returning to masturbation for some reason). ;)
     
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    I like it when somebody actually offers someone to do their dirty work for them. It is extremely clever and original. Right.
     
  9. sorvo Guest

    It's 3:00 AM, I'm drunk(again) and no body is in the chat room! I guess they called "LAST CALL" Someone call me a Taxi, oh wait I'm already home:lol:
     
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    4:20am

    They've found me. I'm lost now their world. I cant excape! There's no where to run. My only hope is to download myself into another body.

    Ok in reality I'm saying that it's eirly in the morning and I'm hacking for no apperent reasion.

    I think I'm sick......
     
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    Random Babble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks Tal, I needed that.
     
  12. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] How is sex a lot like air? Because it's not a big deal unless you're not getting any.

    :alien:

    In class Miss Jenny poses a question to Timmy: "There are 3 birds on a wire. If a hunter shoots one of them, how many are left?" "None," Jimmy replies. "If you shoot one, the other two will fly away."

    "The answer I was looking for was two, but I like the way you think," says the teacher. During recess Timmy approaches the teacher and says, "Look at those 3 women sitting on the bench. Which do you think is single: the one eating a chocolate chip cookie, the one drinking a soda, or the one sucking on a Popsicle?"

    The teacher replies: "Um, the one sucking on the Popsicle?" "Actually," says Timmy, it's the woman not wearing the wedding ring...But I like the way you think!"

    :grin: :spin: :roll:
     
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    Lol

    (Quick - got to think of something to say before i'm chucked off for spamming)

    Um... Has anyone got a clue as to the posibility of a sequal to that classic game, Strife (aha, got you there). Am I the only person to have ever bought this wonderful game, or have others sampled the glory that is Strife?
     
  14. Slith

    Slith Look at me! I have Blue Hands! Veteran

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    Is the rain a tree, or is the tree a rain? Is it possible for me to not be annoying with my spam? These are the great philisophical questions of my existence. If anyone knows the answers, please let me know.
     
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    Possibly, the monkey is a lizard with big teeth. Who knows? Maybe his hands are blue with guilt so he seeks to subjugate every known species of donkey-frog in the world.
     
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    Does a tree that falls down make a noise if no one is there to hear it? Common sense says it does, but since when has common sense prevailed?

    How can we answer the question "Does a bear s##t in the woods?" Did anyone see the bear? Maybe he used the outhouse.

    I saw on MTV (they are the masters of all knowledge) that sperm is ejected at 11mph. How did they figure that out. More importantly, why would anyone care. How bored do you have be to answer that one, bet that was a sticky one. For that matter, who the hell even thought to ask that question?

    If a person who is mute smashes their finger with a hammer, does it hurt? How would you know, they cannot tell you.

    A Trival Pursuit question asked which animal expels about 100 pounds of crap a day. The answer was the elephant. My question is, who the hell scooped it up and weighed it.

    That is all for now.
     
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    [​IMG] those are zen koans, like the sound of one hand clapping. they're not philosophical questions. if you're trying to work out the answer, then you've missed the point. bluntly put: if a bear s###s in the woods, why do you give f##k?

    [deity edity]: sorry Tal, i know you don't like swearing even if it's hidden, but that last comment loses its impact without the expletives. :love:

    [This message has been edited by the god (edited April 05, 2002).]
     
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    Does the Pope shit in the woods?
     
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    No. He does so in a a gilded bowl. The priests then break it up after it has hardened and serves it to the Catholics as the 'body of jebus christ'.
     
  20. Silverblade Guest

    Just got the Forgotten Realms Campaign setting. I was expensive, but it has great info. Now a lot of my Forgotten Realms question are answered and I don't have to ask things here.
     
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