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One Game to rule them all!

Discussion in 'Creativity Surge' started by Headbanger, Jun 27, 2002.

  1. Headbanger Gems: 29/31
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    Prologue:

    There where many games in the world. But Bioware created a master-game, a game better then all games. One game to rule all! One by one, the free people of the Earth fell under its dominion, however there where some who resisted (like Extremist :p)

    2 weeks later in the Netherlands:

    Today, the game, that has a will on his own, perceived that it's time had come. It ensnared another bearer:

    Marnix: Finally, I own the One Game. Or should I say, the One Game owns me. It ensnared me. It's mine, it came to me. My love, my prrrrrrrecioussssss.

    After months of mental torment due to delayed release dates etc, the owner of the gameshop could hear two words from the mouth of the guy that visited his shop so early in the morning on a time on wich he was normallty always still sleeping: Never.... Winter.... Nights. Ah wait... that are three words.... anyway, where was I? Ah... The game is very precious to me, though I bear it with great burden. (After getting the game, I was drown by rain when cycling back home)

    Now I am pocessed by the game and there seems no way back. I'm now at work and with pain I think about the game that I cannot play now. I have to stop. I have to call to home and ask my mother: Is it safe?

    Note: This is what you get when you become addicted to Lord of the Rings AND Neverwinter Nights. Avoid that at all costs. I already asked Bioware to put a patch on the game with: This box contains very addicting things, that can damage your health. It can cause damage to you and yoour childeren. I'm the living proof of that :)
     
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    I have one abriviation for you: LMAO :grin:
     
  3. Haha, funny indeed ;)
     
  4. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    True, true, very true

    And very good!
     
  5. Xaelifer Gems: 10/31
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    [​IMG] The great gopher Xaelifer watched as his millions of years of machine-evolution melted to sap with the One Game. Its graphics made for everybody, its toolset graphics limiting, and its B.S. monumental, it was a drawback to common computing and a laugh to great God Bethesda Softworks. It didn't meet its destiny as Godgame, neither live up to its medial expectations. It was...is...a fun game, though, and presents interesting opportunities never before seen (because it's a monopoly, I tell you!).

    Everyone loves the One Game just because of all the big-breasted fantasy chicks. So far I've counted ten thousand different pictures. Go me. Boo-yah.
     
  6. Errol Gems: 23/31
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    What?! How can you be the great gopher?
    I am the great gopher!!

    Anyway, nice one Headbangerm but i'm afraid your warning has arrived too late, i'm already addicted. :p
     
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  7. Xaelifer Gems: 10/31
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    Fine! But I get to be the great Fopher. And if I wasn't, why, you'd know it!
     
  8. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Hmmmm, mabye the Fox Network will make a movie or a sitcom out of that! :rolling:
     
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