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Funniest scene

Discussion in 'Planescape: Torment (Classic)' started by Earl Grey, May 13, 2001.

  1. Earl Grey

    Earl Grey Mmm... hot tea! Veteran

    Oct 26, 2000
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    [​IMG] I'm playing Torment for the first time and just met the Seamstress in my quest for Pharod.

    The interaction you can have with her was so funny I laughed 'til my eyes filled with tears! :D

    Anyone agree? Any other fave comic situations?
  2. herf Guest

    kimsaxi addertongue- why dont you kiss my ass?
    nameless one-no thanks, i dont like hair in my mouth.

    oh god its a classic!
  3. Slappy Gems: 19/31
    Latest gem: Aquamarine

    Feb 27, 2001
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    There are loads but the only one I can think of at the moment is the one where Morte meets that bloke who is fancinated by seeing a floating skull:

    “Oh, I say! Would you look at that! A floating skull!”
    Morte turned and looked behind him. “Where?! Where?!” The man gasped as Morte spoke.

    “But behold! A skull, buoyant, levitating off the ground, cognitive of its environment, and possessing hearing, speaking and seeing capabilities.”
    “This is truly one of the reasons that the Planes shall never become dull to me, sir - just when you think you have seen everything, the Planes show you yet another corner to peer around, and...suddenly whole new, wondrous vistas are open to you.”
    “I’m not sure if Morte qualifies as a ‘wonderous vista.’”

    “I say, skull...” he began when Morte gasped.
    “Look, behind you - another floating skull!”
    “No! Where? Where!”
    “Right where I’m pointing! There!” The poor fellow didn’t even stop to think that Morte had nothing to point with, he was so busy looking attempting to see what Morte saw.
    “Where? I cannot see it!”
    Morte replied with mock exasperation. “You just missed it! A whole parade of them! Probably never happen again in a million revolutions of the Great Ring!”

    I cut this from the story text that you can download from the PT section here at Sorcerer's.
  4. Volar Blackmane Gems: 16/31
    Latest gem: Shandon

    Apr 10, 2001
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    That old woman in the first part of Sigil where you arrive is funny too.
    "You another adventurer seeking a +32 hammer of spewing lightning bolts from the arse?"
    Had me really laughing :)
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