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Fix-A-Flat (Seriously) For The Booty

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Gaear, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. Gaear

    Gaear ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful

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    Saw this on the web today:

    'Doctor' injects UK* woman's buttocks with cement, superglue, and Fix-A-Flat.

    Obviously the doc here is a hack, but I'm more interested in the apparent need to have a round, full-figured butt - so much so that you'd go to creepy old Dr. Hatchet to have it done. I guess it's not just boobies anymore. (In all seriousness, I'm aware that butt-augmentation has been around for some time now ... but whereas big boobs will seemingly always be adored, I supect big that big butts may come and go with the times. Imagine spending $10K on a Kardashian and discovering two years later that it was out of style.)

    I guess it would be cool for all of us guys to have herculean, masculine figures, but if the tradeoff was that I might die as a result, I think I could live with my current studmuffin physique. :p

    What makes people do this nutty crap?

    *I guess it was actually Florida USA, just a UK story.
     
  2. Cap'n CJ

    Cap'n CJ Arrr! Veteran

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    I guess she asked for a ghetto booty?
     
  3. Gaear

    Gaear ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful

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    Yeah ... I believe the phrase "ba-dunk-a-dunk" was uttered during the initial consultation.
     
  4. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Ba-donk-a-donk.
     
  5. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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  6. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    [​IMG] Round buttocks are 'in' this season :rolleyes:
     
  7. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Firm round buttocks never go 'out' of season.
     
  8. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    [​IMG] At one point it was 'in' to have an 'ethnic skintone' (About a year ago I want to say?)and an era in Chinese history (Thousands of years ago...) where women had moustaches tattooed on themselves as they were unable to grow impressive ones themselves.

    I wouldn't put any sort of :bs: past things being 'in' and 'out' of season.

    Just the opinion of a country lass who thinks curves and a corset will always be a classic though.
     
  9. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    That's not a ghetto booty. It's a concrete jungle junk trunk.
     
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