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Difference between Western and Muslim Terrorists

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Déise, Apr 21, 2010.

  1. Déise

    Déise Both happy and miserable, without the happy part!

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    Police Interview of IRA suspect

    Why did you have the balaclava in your car?

    "The car's not mine. Although I do use a balaclava for sex sometimes.”

    What about the four boiler suits, cable ties, latex gloves and knives?

    “I don't know. An orgy maybe.”
     
  2. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Sorry - read that as baclava, rather than balaclava and was very, very confused for a bit.
     
  3. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Well... that's another difference between Europeans and the rest of the world :D
     
  4. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    hahaha, I did the same thing!! I was wondering how you use a dessert in an orgy...

    But a funny defense nonetheless... :)
     
  5. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] You sir, lack imagination ;)
     
  6. Ziad

    Ziad I speak in rebuses Veteran

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    Déise, so what's the difference? That the muslim terrorists have no sense of humour? :lol:
     
  7. Déise

    Déise Both happy and miserable, without the happy part!

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    Well, there is that. I meant the Muslim terrorists aren't so big on the whole sex thing. At least not in this life. It comes afterwards for them.
     
  8. T2Bruno

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    Chocolate chips work fine ... whiped creme ... jello ....
     
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    I'm not sure about that - if they weren't, they wouldn't be as ready to get themselves killed for more of it ;) . Maybe they just like their privacy more, or this guy is just a natural comedian. "The trial resumes in the morning" makes me think the jury was too cracked up by his antics to continue.
     
  10. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    LOL!!! :lol:

    Sex and desert at the same time? Sounds AWESOME! :love: :yum: :love:
    I'm going to have to somehow incorporate baclavas in my next orgy! :D No balaclavas though...I like to know who's choking me. :p
     
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    So... you want to see who's choking you, AND you want them to have sticky fingers?

    Kitrax, I'm not sure I even want to think what that would mean ;)
     
  12. CelticDream

    CelticDream I play well with others... others, not you Veteran

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    And if the fingers are too sticky, what happens if they can't loosen their grasp? Uh ohs.... :eek:
     
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