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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Stu, Feb 3, 2006.

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    Oh man! That was ridiculously funny.
     
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    Colthrun Walk first in the forest and last in the bog Veteran

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    And here's me, thinking that his cameo in Dodgeball was the best thing ever... I'm bookmarking this page straight away!
     
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    The Kilted Crusader The Famous Last words "Hey guys, watch THIS!" Veteran

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    That's absolutely hilarious... and so true :thumb:
     
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    :shake: I don't know how something can be so moronic and yet funny at the same time. :shake:
     
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    There is a Polish humour site that has 15 articles about Chuck. And new ones come alost each day :D
     
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    Yeah one of my friends showed me this site a while ago. So funny. But funnier still is seeing Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon". That kick in the groin is vicious :D
     
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    Wow. That was hilarious. I gotta save that one.
     
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    Yes, it is funny, but I really think the whole Chuck Norris thing should stop, Chuck Norris is the only thing most on the web seem to be talking about now because of these jokes.
     
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    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Haha, I love this. There was also a skit done by Chris Parnell and Andy Sandburg on SNL about the Young Chuck Norris, which I thought was pretty funny. I wish I could find it...
     
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    That was hilarious yet stupid... :hmm: ah hell :lol:
     
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    OMFG :D

    just curious though, why's he big all of a sudden again?
     
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    No idea Enagonios.

    Its been done before, but....
    Chuck Norris knows about Chuck Norris facts

    BTW I tried telling my bio teacher that chuck norris has 72 pairs of chromosomes..and they're all poisonous. She didn't take it too well. :D
     
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    Saber A revolution without dancing is not worth having! Veteran

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    Heh, as long as he isn't pissed about it. Some celebrities get pissed at things like this, and then they make them go away :(

    Those celebrities need to be roundhouse kicked to the face.
     
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    My god, this is EVERYWHERE. Soon idiot high-school kids are going to be walking around wearing "Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk and Kill!" t-shirts, and it'll be lame as hell. I can't even count how many people I've heard about this from in the last month alone. :rolleyes:

    Damn funny, though - too bad it's getting ruined.
     
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    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.: :lol:

    Yeah...those were pretty good. :lol: :rolling:
     
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    Chuck Norris rules. I read the link Stu and a celeb that isn't a tight-ass is okay with me. Especially since he's one of the few actors that used to play a fighter role that can actually fight.
     
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    I love the Chuck Norris jokes. Last week I was at a friends house, and the power went out. We spent the remaining battery time on his laptop reading Chuck Norris jokes. :D
     
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