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Bear vs. elephant

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Felinoid, Oct 27, 2006.

  1. Felinoid

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    Erm...poachers shoot both of them.
     
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    depends on what type of bear
     
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    Carebears would own. Gummy bears would too.
     
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    Elephant. A berserk African elephant could probably destroy several grizzlies.
     
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    Depends on what exactly we are talking about the winning.

    A 100m sprint? Not sure. I would guess Elephant
    A tree pushing contest? Elephant
    A salmon catching contest? Bear
    A hairy legs contest? Bear
    Chess? Tough to call. Might have to go best of 3.
     
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    Well the carebears will use their 'Care Bear Stare' and make the berserk african elephant a happy elephant ala dumbo, at which point the Gummi bears drink several quarts of Gummi Berry Juice and...er...bounce the elephant.
     
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    Need more info.

    They don't live in similar climes, let alone same places.

    *gives Fel a life* :D
     
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    Okay, additional info:
    -Grizzly bear
    -Fight to the death
    -In a forest (as I said above)
    -Same height at shoulder when the bear is standing on two paws and the elephant is standing normally
     
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    In a forest, the a raging grizzly would pwn the berserk elephant, it has better manouvrability. The elephant on the other hand could get stuck in a forest, which is bad for a fight to the death.

    I've seen a rampaging elephant, their turning circle is a bit big.
     
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    Are you kidding? Bears are fast. I would root for the bear in a 100m sprint. For longer distances, I would go for the elephant.


    In a fight to the death, there are no real winners; both animals are protected, so if one kills the other, the winner would be in serious trouble with the law.

    (Wow, you can almost tell I'm not taking this seriously... :1eye: )
     
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    Bears don't want trouble with lions, so I can assume their powers are close to each other. And an elephant can crush a lion, therefore I assume an elephant can destroy a grizzly bear. And elephants are really mighty animals. IMO no grizzly bear can kill a mature elephant.
     
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    One stomp from the big boy and it's goodnight sweetheart for the grizzly. The elephant would take it to the cleaners.
     
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    Elephants have very thick skin and a lot of weight. Though they are calm animals they can be viscious when needed.
     
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    Depends on just how dense the area of forest is. The denser the forest, the higher the chances of a victorious bear.
     
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    The bear could hide in a tree and jump on the elephant
     
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    BEER :beer: WI--n--s--! Oh, 'bear'...

    Bear would win, strong, fast, cute, more experienced fighter etc.
    Bear eats=meat/berries Elephant=vegetarian

    @Shell,there aren't many strong enough trees for a bear :p it weights roughly as much as a small car. Unless we're talking about a teddybear ;)
     
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    What kind of Heffalump, and what kind of forest? An elephant probs couldn't knock down a dawn redwood, but it could mash plenty of trees out of the way.

    Plus, an African elephant you pwn an Indian elephant.

    What about a trained War Elephant, a la Carthage? That would eat several bears.

    Dammit, why did Peter Jackson leave the Mumuk vs Beorn scene from LoTR?!?
     
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    I guess they wouldn't fight each other without a good reason. They aren't as stupid as us.
     
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    I read this:
    as Grizzled bear, which makes the next statement:
    Too funny.

    Elephant: Why, I remember when all this was plains as far as the eye could see! It was great...then *humans* showed up with their precious (/naggy voice) "Arbor Day Foundation" (\naggy voice) and now you can't see the forest for the trees, let allow solid ground! :grr: :toofar: :flaming: 'Phant! Makes me wish I was a carnivore!!!

    Bear: You eat cars? :bigeyes:
     
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